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womamashishilibacunchulemingdexianqiliangmu。
weilebabazuoshengyimeiyouhouguzhiyou，duziyigerenkangqilejialidezhongdan。
weilejiejiezaipojiabubeikanbuqi，dashouyihui，peilewushiwanjiazhuang。
weiledidinengqushangyigeyanjiushenglaopoyouhuajiazujiyin，shililiangbaiwandefangzishuomaijiumai，cailigengshibuzaihuaxia。
wozhidaotacaolaoyibeizi，henshixinku。
dangwozhengxianggentafenxiangzhongleliangqianwancaipiaodexiyueshi，taqueshuo：
“erbao，zheigeyuedegongzigaishangjiaole。”
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zheiyike，wohuranxiangbacaipiaodeshiqingfangyifang。
shitankaikou：“ma，woxiangcongjialinashiwankuaiqian。”
“niyaozheimeduoqianganshenme？”
“我想开工作室。”
zheibushiwohuluanbiande，woyizhixiangkaiyijiagongzuoshizijigan，keshiwomayizhigenwoshuojialiqianbijiaojinzhang，zheigeniantoujiugeqianle。
“gongzuoshi？nilaolaoshishizhengnidegongzibuxingma？feidexiazheteng。”
“busuanxiazheteng，ma，wozijishouliyoudian，nijiewodian，woburangnibaichu，suantouzi，daoshihou......”
“你手里还有钱？”
womadengzhewo，sihuxiangbawokanchuan，wobuzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue，tasihuzaiguaiwomeiyoubasuoyoudeqianshangjiaojiali。
我赶紧解释。
“wowanshangzuo**，zijizande，ma，wogongzuoshizuoqilai，daoshihoujijialifenhong。”
“家里没钱！”
womasihushengqile，yuqifeichangjiangying，tachenzhelianjiezheshoushichufang。
“zenmehuimeiqian？jiejiejiehunjilewushiwan，didihaiyouliangbaiwandefangzi，jialishengyiyemeiyoupeiqian......”
mamazhijiebapenshuaidaoshuichili。
“benlaidaguoniandejiumang，nihaizaizheitianluan。”
“woyitiantiandemangjinmangchu，nihuilaile，jinchufangliangeshoudoubuzhidaobangwoshen，jiuzhidaoshenshouyaoqian。”
“nizhidaoxintengwoma？nixihuanchiyu，wodazaoqilaijiuquzaoshijinimaiyu，dunzaineitiaobantianjiuweilemailiangtiaohaode，nikedaohao，dianjiqijialideqianle。”
woaichiyu，quanjiawozuiaichiyu。
keshiwomazuodeyuyifenshiqingzhengde，shijiejiehebabaxihuandekouwei，yifenshikaoyu，shididixihuandekouwei。
我爱吃红烧的。
zaoshangquzaoshideshihou，shiwohewomayiqiqude，tadunzaidishangzairenqunlijizhetiaoleliangtianyoufeiyoudade。
“zheiliangtiaoshizheitanshangzuihaoderangwoqiangdaode，yitiaoqingzheng，yitiaokaole。”
“ma，woxiangchihongshaode，haojiumeichile。”
我妈撇我一眼。
“jialijiuniaichihongshaode，zaishuoleneimeduoyuyechibulea。”
keshijialiyezhiyoudidixihuanchikaoyu。
我试图说服我妈。
“ma，chidele，chibuwanwoshangbanreyixiayenengchi。”
babajiejiehedididoubuchigeyecai，jialishengcaishengfandoushiwozaichi，womashuobunenglangfeile，jiuzongshirangwozhongwudaidaodanweiquchi。
“zheilirentaiduole，zaojiumeiyouhaoyule，wozaineitiaobantian，jiuzheiliangtiaohaoyu，zaishuole，zuosantiaoyuyenongbuguolaia。”
wozhidaowomashayisi，wojiazhuangtingbudong，wanzhewoma，xiaoheiheidekanzheta。
“ma，qianbianbushihaiyouhaojijiatanzini，zanmenkankanqu，wozijizuo，nimenyechangchangwodeshouyi。”
womazhijielengxialianlai，duiwodahou。
“wodoushuolesantiaoyuchibuwan，nitingbudongrenhuashibushi？”
“jialishenmetiaojiana，yidunfanchisantiaoyu！”
“niyaoshiqianduo，jiujiwo，shengdeyitiantiandeluanhua。”
womazongshizheiyang，zhiyaowobuanzhaowomadeyisilai，tajiukaishishengqi，dahou，shituyongzheizhongfangshirangwotuoxie。
shishiyeshizheiyangde，womeicidoutuoxie，zuoweihaizi，shunzhefumujiushitianjingdiyide。
tabuzaiyirenduobuduo，buzaiyiwoyaobuyaomianzi，zhiyaotademudedadaolejiuxing。
这一招屡试不爽。