xiangbiyutadehaodaer，duiwozheigedangandangzhongfanbotadeweilaierxigengjiayane，yeyuefayuqibushan。
「muqingge，niquedingyaojixugentaizinaoxiaqu？nishigentaiziyiguoqinderen，ruotaizidangzhenbuyaoni，nihoubanbeizibianzhinenggenqingdenggufoweibanle。」
What？
wojiangjunfudunv，changbanqingdenggufo？
zongsuanzhidaoxiaojunheweihezheibanmangmuzixinle，yuanlaishiyichuanlehuanghou。
zheimuzilianghaizhenshipiaodebuqing。
ranergengpiaodehaizaihoumian。
xiaojunhejianwoshizhongmeiyouxiangtafuruanaiqiudeyisi，shenzhiliankandoumeikantayiyan，yuefanaoxiuchengnu。
tashenxiyikouqi，zaicikanxianghuanghou。
「muhou，yizheguijudonggongyinggaiyouyiweizhengfeiliangweicefei，buruchenzhejinribacefeiyexuanchulai。」
huanghouzhengyouciyi，bumandemuguangcongwoshenshangyikai，yiweishenzhangdao：「queshiruci，taizijinguanfangchuyanguanglaitiao，zongyoushitaijude。」
shuozhechaoshenpangdemamashilegeyanse，mamalikezherenpenglelianggejingzhidemeihongsetuanwenxiangnanglai。
xiaojunhebingmeiyoutiaoxuandeyisi，zhicongtuopanliquguoyizhixiangnangzhizhizoudaowomianqian。
不是……什么意思？
nanbuchengtajinggandongrangwozuocefeidexinsi？
shishizhengmingxiaojunhedequegoudanbaotian，taliandidoulandedi，zhijiebaxiangnangrengdaowomianqiandedizhuanshang。
xiaojunheyijiushineifujuaobuxiedemoyang。
「muqingge，congjinergeqinijiushigudeqieshicefeile，yihouyaojinshouqieshibenfenshifenghaotaizifei，ruoyoubanfenduitaizifeiwunibujingdexinsi，bieguaigubuguduonianqingfenyanchengbudai！」
shuohuashi，taguyijiazhongle「qieshi」erzi，bianshiyaowozhenzhenqieqieganshoudaodangzhongbeibianqiweiqiedexiuru。
打人不打脸。
xiaojunheciju，jianzhishibawodelianmiananzaidishangmoca。
huayinluoxia，zhouweiershijigexiunvdemuguangqishuashualuodaowoshenshang，youlianminyoutongqing，gengduodezeshixingzailehuo，youneidinglichade，gengshirenbuzhuchixiaochusheng。
bijingzhiqianhaimeijianguosheijiajiangjundinvyaozaiyigewupinguanshunvshouxiataoshenghuo，yeshihuojiujian。
xiaojunheyijiugaoaodifushizhewo，fangfozaidengyigexiaomaoxiaogouqucengtadequnbaitaohao。
kexitaderuyisuanpanzhudingluokong。
wobujinbuhuiqiuta，haichadianrenbuzhuyigebazhangshanguoqu。
yebuzhidaozijizhiqianyanyouduoxia，jingaishangzheimege***！
jianwoyanjingyouxiehong，danmuliderenbuzhidaowoshibeiqide，haiyiweiwoshigexianzaiganqinglidelianainao，weizhexiaojunhebuaiwoernanguo，fenfenchuyananwei。
【nvzhubaobaoqianwanbieshangxin，wofashinanzhujuemeiyourangnizuoqiedeyisi，zhiyaonijiexiaxiangnang，tajiuhuilikeweiniqubawenruolanshoulideyuruyihuanhuilai！】
【huangjiazhiyouliyimeiyouqinqing，nanzhuyizhimeiyouanquangan，ruguonvzhunengbuzaiyishenfenmingweigenzaitashenbian，caishizhendeaita！】
【shia，zheizhishinanzhuduinvzhudeyigexiaoxiaokaoyan，zhiyaotongguoleyihoudoushixiangqinxiangaidetianmirizi！】
weishenmezongyouxie***xihuankaoyanbierendeganqing？
shubuzhidangtamaichuguyishitanzheiyibushi，suoweideganqingjiuyijingbianzhile。
zhongsuozhouzhi，bianzhidedongxibunengyao。
sixufeizhuanjian，woyanmouzhongyishixumanleyanlei，zhishijueqiangdibukenluoxialai。
「chengmengtaizidianxiacuoai，chennvkuibugandang，haiqingdianxiashouhuichengming。」
xiaojunhexinxiongxiazhai，dadingzhuyirangwoshouqieshizhiru，jiushiyaobaowoganggangbukenfuruanzhichou，quemeixiangdaowojingminghuanghuangjujue。
taqidezhijiandouyouxiefadou。
「muqinggenihaodadedanzi……jingganweikanggudezhiyi！」
wobingbulihuitawangwoshenshangkoudeheiguo，zhibubeibukangdao：「chennvfubodanbuqitaizidianxiadekanzhong，qingdianxialingzegaoming。」
「muqingge，nishenweishijiaguinvquewunisuixinghaowuwenyaduanzhuangzhitai，lianruolanyigejiaozhitoudoubibushang，gujinigecefeizhiweiyishigewaitaiju，nibiejingjiubuchichifajiu！」