第1章 吓尿了

“救命啊——!”

“啊——啊!!!”

zhanzaiwuxingjidajiudianfangjianneideshenbai,touguoneikuandadeluodichuang,kanzhelouxiawanrurenjianlianyuyibandejiedao,nayandeshoubuyoudedouledou。

ruguolijinkanqudehua,jiunengfaxiantademianseshifencanbai,jiulianneishuangzhanlideshuangtuidouzaibutingdezhandou。

yinweitaganggangqinyanmudulouxiajiedaoshang,yigeyuanbenzhangxiangtianmeikeai,cishiquemanlianxianxuezhengningkongbudenvhai,jiangyigewudasancudenanrenpudaozaidi,wanruyeshoubanfengkuangdesiyaoduifang。

zhayanzhijian,xianxuebianjiangnvhaideshangbanshenchediranchenglehongse!

erneigenanrensuiranpinmingdezhengzha,dansuizhenanrenhanjiaoshengyuelaiyuexiao,tazhengzhadedongzuoyeyuelaiyuexiao。

直到一动不动……

nima!zheitemedezhenshisangshia!

haihao,haihao,haihaolaozizaoyouzhunbei。

……

时间回到三天前。

shenbai,nan,19sui,jiangpingshiyoumingdefuerdai,jiuzaisantianqian,yilianchuandehuaixiaoxijiangtadajidechadianbengkui。

santianqian,shenbaidefuqinchulechehuo,qiangjiuwuxiaoqushile,jinjiezhemuqinbeishangguodu,tufaxinzangbingyequshile。

zheihaisuan,jiulianshenbaimashangyaojichengdeqiyeyemianlinpochan。

zhengdangshenbaizhenggerenganjuetiantaxialaideshihou,yigeguiyideshengyinchuxianzailetadenaohaizhizhong。

shiyigemingjiao“kapianchoujiangxitong”yutabangdingle。

bingqiexitonggaosuta,santianhoujiushimoshi,quanshijiejinrushenghuaweijishidai,yaoxianghuoxiaqu,jiuchongqian,chongqianjiukeyihuoxiaqu。

suiranzheixitonglaideguiyi,danshenbaihaishizaishangxinzhiyu,benzheyoubeiwuhuandexiangfa,diaodongleshoulinengdiaodongdesuoyouzijinzhuanyidaolezheijiawuxingjijiudianli。

yaoshuozheixitongyeshitiaoti,zhiyaoziyuan,buyaozhibi,suoyouxianzaizheijianwuziliquandoushihuangjinzhubaozhilei……

zhiyuzaimoshilailinqian,baojingla,huozhetongguowangluogaosuquanrenlei,tabushimeixiangguo,buguohaishirangtafoujuele。

xianbushuotaxinbuxin,zheizhongmoshiyanlun,jiusuantaquanshijiegaozhi,gujibierenbudanbuxin,yehuibatadangchengfengzi。

……

zhunbeishizuole,suiranshenghuoduitadedajihenda,dantahaishibuxiangmoshizhendelailin,danxianzai……

suiranshenbaishifuerdaimeicuo,danyezhishiyigeputongdedasanxuesheng,yongxiandailiuxingyulaixingrong,tahaishigebaobao。

yaobushi,shentilidexitonghaishibushidehuiyingta,tadouhuaiyizheishiyichang!

吼——

吼——

yizhenzhendehoujiaosheng,bashenbaiconghuiyizhonglalehuilai。

zhijianjiedaoshangneigebeinvhaipudaonanrendeshenbian,cishiyijingyouqibagesangshiweilongleguolai。

xianzaibuguangshixianxuesijian,jiuliannaodaipenchudeneisha,yenengqingxidekanjian。

yanqiandeqingjingzhengrushuihulimianshuoneiyang,quebiansikailegeyoucaipu,hongde、baide、heideyifadougunchulai……shuaidegencailejijiaodeshaqimaside。

“呕呕……”

shenbailiansecanbai,xinzhongyizhenfanwei,renbuzhupazaichuangkouganoujisheng。

“xitong,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?weishenmehuituranbaofasangshibingdu?niyouweishenmehuichuxian?”

siweizaijidujingkongxiayijinghunluan,shenbaidanaoyipianhunluan,zhideduixitongpaochuyilianchuandewentilaihuanjieyali。

“ding!suzhuquanxianbuzu!”

**!

shenbaizaixinzhonganmaleyisheng。

weileshuhuanxiacikedexinqing,kanzhegangcaiyinweishoudaojingheerbeinieduandehuazi,guoduandiuqi,youcongkoudaizhongmochuleyigenhuazi,shouzhongjinzuandezpoodahuoji“pa”deyisheng,dazhelehuomiao。

xianzaidetajixuwendingyixiaqingxu。

jiuzaidianranlehuazidexiayike,zhenggeshijiehaoxiangfangfoanjingleneimejimiao……

几秒钟后。

“嘭——!”

jiudianfangjiandemenbuzhidaobeishenmedongxizhuangleyixia!

xuanjiyizhenlingrenmaogusongrandeshengyinxiangqi,shenbaitingdechu,neishizhijiahuazaitiezhidejiudianmenshangdeshengyin!

是丧尸!

gaisi,tamentingdaodahuojideshengyinle!

buguohaozai,zheijianfangjiandemenyijingbeishenbaijiaguguole,zaineimenshangbudanjialeshijigeansuo,haiyongdayijudingzhulemen。

jiushizuotianshenbaiyaoqiuzaimenshangjiashijigeansuode,neigejiudiandedatangjinglihaiguaiyidekanleshenbaihaojiu,yaobushishenbaichuledajiaqian,gujineidatangjinglizaojiubatahongchujiudianle。

suiranruci,danshitingzhemenwaisangshizhuangmensheng,benjiuliansecanbaideshenbai,xianzaiyijingshiyizhangsirenlianle。

他是真的怕啊!

yinweitabuzhidaozheijiagudemennengdidangduojiu,yixiangdaodangsangshipomenerruhou,zijijianghuimianlinzhelouxianeigedaomeidanyiyangdeqicanjingdi,shenbaixinzhongbianyipianbingliang。

buguo,tabushimeiyoujihui,yushixiayike……

“xitong,xitong,laozimashangjiuyaoguale,nibuhuihaiyaogaosuwoduihuantiaojianmeiyoukaiqiba?”

“ding!jiancedaomoshilailin,xianzaiduisuzhukaifangduihuangongneng,choujianggongneng,kaiqichuwukongjian,4*4lifangmi。”

“ding!duihuangongneng,suzhukenarenheziyuanduihuanshengcundian,duihuanjiazhiyoubenxitonggusuan。choujianggongneng,meishijifenkeyichoujiangyici,meishibeidebeishukeyijinxinglianchou,lianchoushiyoujilvchoudaogaojikapian。”

“ding!ewaitishi,shiyongdijikapianwuxianzhi,shiyonggaojikapiandeshihou,xuyaoxiaohaoyidingshengcundian。”

tingdaoxitongyilianchuandeshengyin,shenbaimashangzhizhewuneishafashangdehuangjinzhubaodao:“duihuan,kuaiduihuan!”

hualuo,shafashangneixiehuangjinzhubaoshunjianxiaoshi,jiezhenaohailibianchuanlaixitongdeshengyin,“ding!suzhuchenggongduihuan,181dianshengcundian,shifoujinxingchoujiang?”

tingdaojiazhishijiwandehuangjinzhubao,caihuanzheimedianshengcundian,zheirangshenbaiweiweiyouxielengshen,buguohaishihenkuaifanyingguolai,lianmangdao,“shishishi……woyaoshilianchou!shilianchou!”

“gongxisuzhuhuodedijikapian,shizhangheiseshouwangshibingzhaohuanka。”

jiezheshenbaideshouzhongbianduochule,shizhanghuangdilanbiandekapian,meizhangkapianshangdouyouyigetoudaiguangxueshijinghefangdumianju,shenchuanheisezuozhanfu,shounam4a1kabinqiangdeshibing。

“**!nveshayuanxing……”

kandaozheishizhangheiseshouwangshibingkapian,renbuzhudebaolejucukou。

dangkapianrushouhou,zaishenbaidenaohailibiantishishifoushiyong?

shenbaierhuabushuo,lianmangbazheishizhangkapianquanbushiyongdiaole。

“哐啷!”

yucitongshi,dingzaijiudianmendehoudayijuturandaoxia,ermenbeimengdibeizhuangkai,yizhisangshibulvpanshanchonglejinlai!

“妈呀——!”

shenbaijingkongdekanzhemianqianzheigemanlianxianxuedesangshi,taxiangpaojincesuoliduoqilai,dantaxianzaibeihedegenbendongbule,buguangruci,yigunuanliuzhengshunzhetadekutuiliuxia,niaosaoweizhengcongtadejiaoxiachuanlai!

他……吓尿了!