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budebugankai，niushizhendeniu！
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bushitachui，taqinglide，neikeshibitamenmatougongrendasaodehaiganjing。
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简单粗暴。
越扫越上头。
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开什么国际玩笑？
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jiangkongjiancongcongdaliangleyifanzhihou，tajiuyoutuichulekongjian。zheishi，xiaojiturangaosuta，tajuexinglebingxi！
植物系，七级。
雷系，二级。
暗影系，五级。
冰系，一级。
ercike，takongjiandelingqiyijingdadaoledijimanjile。xiangyaotupo，haixuyaoqiji。ruonengtupo，tajianghuidedaogengduodejiangli。
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我屮艸芔茻！
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hetayibi，tajiuchenglebuzhebukoudexiaokalami。
不行！
该溜了！
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不到五分钟！
kongdishangdaomanlesangshi，gunmanlenaodai。
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taileile，jiuhelingquanshui。
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