nansongjingyansannian，leizhoufucegangzhoudao。
guseguxiangdefangjian，diaolongkefengdechuangta。kecishi，queshiyoushengqiliruyetidekushengxiangqi，“huangshang……jiabengle！”
yizhongwenchenwujiang、gongnvtaijianqingkejianhuanghuang，beitibuduan。
longdibanshang，nianjinshiyisuidesongduanzongzhaoshixingrongxiaoshou，shuangyanshenxian，mianseqingzi，yishimeileqixi。
chuangqian，zuishouchongdetieshenshinvyingerzhanzhanjingjingguizhe，liangxingqingleiwushengdehualuolianjia。
shaohuangdishizhenzhengchongzhetaderen。
“嘶……”
erjiuzaiyingershangxinyujueshi，dibanshangyijingqijuedesongduanzongzhaoshijingshihudizuoleqilai，shuangyandengdegunyuan，rutongzhashi。
pangbianzhengzaihaotaotongkudezongguantaijianliyuanxiuxiangshibeiqiazhubozidegongjiside，bozishendelaozhang，bukezhixindikanzhezuoqidezhaoshi，jianruideshengyinshunjianbeikazaihoulongli，fachugegegedeshengyin。zaipangcedejiweitaiyigengshirujianligui。
manwuzidetikushengqiaoranjingzhi，yizhongjiweiguiyideqifenzhujianmanyankailai。
youjiweidanxiaodequanguiyijingbatuizhunbeixiangwaipaoqu。
“zha……zha……zha……”
liyuanxiulianshuojishengzhazi，doumeinengjiang“zhashi”zheigecijiwanzhengshuochulai。
nansongzhishiguishenzhishuoyouweishengxing。
“这是……地府？”
dibanshangdezhaoshiyanshenjiangyingdicongfangneizhongrenshenshangsaoguo，yanshenzhongmanshiaishangyutonghen。
“诈尸了！”
liyuanxiudeyagongsangzhongyujiangzheibenshidabuweidecihanchulai，manwuwenwu、guirenhuangluanjiansayaziwangwaipaoqu，jianjiaobujue。
zhiyouyingerpudaozhaoshihuaizhong，jinjinbaozhuta，“huangshang、huangshang，ninmeisi！”
赵昰愣了。
皇上？
zhunquedeshuo，bushizhaoshi，ershizhaodongting。
zhaodongtingkanzhehuaizhongkudelihuadaiyudejiweijiaoqiaodegudianmeiren，zhijuedemannaozijianghu。
paixi？juzu？zheishishenmeju？
zijitunfuguolianganmianyao，bushiyinggaisilecaishima？
keyaoshuozheilishidifu，kehuaizhongzheimeinvruanwenrundetongtiqueshizheimedezhenshi。guizenmekenengyoutiwen？
“美女……”
zhaodongtingqingqinghanlesheng，shitanxingwendao：“qingwenzheishinali？hengdianyingshijidi？”
yingertaiqitou，shuiwangwangdemingmouzhongmanshiyihuoyudanyou，“huangshang……ninzenmele？zheilishinindeqingonga！”
zhiyushenmehengdianyingshijidi，taziranshiwanquantingbudongde。
zhaodongtingbujinzhoumei，“meinv，bieyanle，wowennizheilishinali？”
suijitakanxiangfangwudesichujiaoluo，“yi，shexiangni？daoyanni？yangezhashi，zenmelianshexiangdedoupaole？”
yingeryanzhongyouyouqingleiliutangchulai，canghuangguidaochuangqian，“huangshang、nin、nindabingweiyu，mofeishizhonglefengxie？”
zhaodongtingditoubianqiaojianyingershenqianxianluchulaidexiexufengguang，gengshifameng。
tazhongyuganjuedaobuduijingle。
paixibukenengmeiyoushexianghedaoyan，erqie，tafajue，zijideshengyinjingranbiandejiweitongzhiqilai。
“我……”
“你……”
tachangshizheyoushuochulianggezi，yanzhongyijingmanshibujie，ranhouxiachuangzoudaowuneitongjingqian，kanxiangjingzili，chedidaizhu。
tayuanbenyishiqingnian，kecishitongjinglideta，queshigeshilaisui，erqiekanqilaibingyangyangdehaizi。
老子穿越啦？
tashijingcuozhezijidelian，zhijuede**ladeteng。
zaikankanzijideshenxing，zongranliannengyirong，keshencaihainengbianma？
laozizhendechuanyuela？haichenglehuangdi？
zhaodongtinghaobanshangcaihuiguoshenlai。
zijibaishouqijia，chuangxiaguzhishuqianwandechuanmeigongsi，kezuihouquebeizijixinaiderenliantonghaoxiongdihemoupiandeqingjiadangchan，haibeitamenbidexiangziwolejie，jieguozailushangjiubeizhuangsile。tadaosidoubugan，meixiangdaosihoujingranchuanyuele。
suiranzheitaiguofeiyisuosi，danzijidelianheshencai，haiyouyinsedouwanquanbianchenglexiaohaizi，haiyoushenmeshibukenengde？
zhaodongtinghuiguotou，kanzhedanyou、weiqiewangzhezijideyinger，qingqingtanxilesheng，“nijiaowo……shenme？”
yingeryouyouyuyudadao：“nubi、nubijiaoninhuang、huangshanga……”
“wojiaoshenmemingzi？”zhaodongtingyouwendao。
yingerqueshijiangtoumaidaodimian，daizhekuqiangdao：“nubibuganzhihuhuangshangminghui。”
zhaodongtingbaibaishoudao：“meishi，worangnishuojiukendingbuhuiguaizuini。”
huashuowan，queshihujuedeyouxietouteng，nongnongdepibeiyongshangshenlai，“zheishishenmebingyangzihuangdi？”
tamangyidaodibanshangtangzhe。
yingerpiaoliangdeshuangyanshizhonggenzheta，jiantatangdaodibanshang，mangbudieqishenbangtayehaobeizi。beizishangwuzhuajinlongcixiujingzhipiaoyi，shanshanfaguang。
zhaodongtingcishihaishijuedezijihaisuantingxingyunde，suiranbianchengxiaohaile，haiyoubing，danyouzheimegejipinshinv，yesuanyanfuwushuangbushi？
kanzheyingerchuidankepodejuemeilianjia，taqingqingkesouliangsheng，youdao：“nihaimeiyouhuidawodewentini！”
yingerweiweizhoumei，xinlizhixiang，“huangshangyiqianzongshizichengwei‘zhen’，zenmexianzaigaicheng‘wo’le？”
tazongjuedeyanqiandehuangshangheyiqiansuirongmaomeibian，danzongyouxieshuobuqing、daobumingdebianhua，qimayanshenjiuhebutongyiqianle。
“皇上名讳赵昰。”
lengguoliangmiao，yingercaiqingshenghuida。
“赵昰？”
zhaodongtingduizheigemingzibingbushuxi，naodaiguakaishisouguazheigemingzi。
suoxing，tayiqianshilishixibiye，biyehousuirantoushenshanghai，danyemeijiangshubenshangdedongxiquanbuwangdiao。
zhaoshizaigudaizhanghezhongmeiliuxiajibisecai，yuanburuqinhuanghandineibanguanghuicuican，shinansongdibaweihuangdi，songmosandizhiyi，zaiweiernianjiuzoule。
“zenmechuanyuedaozheidaomeixiaopihaishenshangle？”
zhaodongtingjingxizhiqingshunjianyinqu，xinlifanqijifenkuse，ranhouyouwen：“xianzaishihenianfen？”
yingeryanzhongyihuogengshen，danhaishilaolaoshishidadao：“huihuangshang，xianzaishijingyansannian。”
“何月何日？”
“四月十五。”
“**！”
zaiyingerjiweicuoedeshensezhong，zhaodongtingfenfenmalesheng。
jingyansanniansiyueshiwu，kebujiushisongduanzongzhaoshibingsiderizi？zijijingranchuanyuedaogesirenshenshangle。
erqie，shidouduzai，jingyansannianguoqumeiliangniannansongchaotingjiubeiyuanchaojimiele。
chuanyuelehaishidebeiyuanjunjinongsi？
zhaodongtingxinzhongwushuzhibentengerguo，youwenyinger，“neizheili……shigangzhoudao？”
yingerguizaidishangqingqingdiantou，“huangshangshuodezhengshi。”
“wanle……wanle……”
zhaodongtingxinlikusewubi，benlaihaixiwangzhechuanyuechenghuangdinengguojishinianshutanrizi，xianzaikanlai，queshimeijitianbengtoule。
rujindenansong，yijingshiqiongtumolu。
yingerjianzhehuangshangjiujiumeiyoushuohua，danxinwendao：“huangshang、ninzenmele？”
zhaodongtinghuiguoshenlai，kanzheyingerqingguoqingchengdeliandan，yanshenbujinweizhiyiliang。
jiranlaoziyijingchuanyueguolaile，neijiubunengbailai。napadanggeshifenzhonghuangdiguoguoyinyehao。
tahuihuishou，dao：“niqujiangmenguanshang。”
zhiqianhuangmangtaocuanchuqudetaijian、huangqinguiqimendaoxianzaidouhaimeiganhuilai。
yingerbujie，danhaishimaizhexiaosuibuqujiangfangmenyanshang。
她实在乖巧得很。
dengtazaihuidaochuangqianlai，zhaodongtingpaipaishenpangdechuangpukongchu，“tangshanglai，fushiwo……zhenxiuxi。”
“是！”
yingerqingqingrourouyinglesheng，bianzaizhaodongtingpangbiantangxia。
zhaodongtingkanzheyinger，bujinnaonaomeimao，“wozheiyangzuoshibushiyouxieguofenle？”