第一章 和死对头参加婆媳综艺

diyizhanghesiduitoucanjiapoxizongyi

wohesuniannianshicongtongyidangxuanxiujiemulimianchudaode,

tayinweiworenqigenggao,duiwohuaihenzaixin,gezhongshibanzi。

tabiwogengnenghuodechuqu,zaiquanzilimianchidehenkai,

yonggezhongjianbudeguangdeshouduanqianglewodehenduoziyuan。

wohetabuheyijingshiquanneigongshile,

zheiciwomenliangdoushouyaocanjiazheidangmingwei《mingxingjiadaowojialai》dezongyi,jiemuzuxianranshiguyizhizaoxuetou。

wobenbuxiangcanjia,dangongsiyongjieyuehetonglaiweixiewo。

ruxingzheijinian,wozaojiurenshidaolequanlideshuiyouduoshen,yinciwozaojiutichujieyue。

gongsibenlaitongyile,meixiangdaoxianzaiquechuerfaner。

gongsichengnuowo,paiwanzheidangzongyijiufangwozou。

wokanzhemianqiandechengnuoshu,suiranbaibanbuyuanhesuniantongkuang,danweileshunlijieyue,yehaishiqianlezi。

jiabinzhenrongyijingguanxuan,jiuyinfareyi,liangjiafensisidebukekaijiao。

「xiaolina,nishanglejiemujideduozhesuniannianzou,tashangmianyouren,zanmenrebuqi。」

jingjirenchenjiepawochikui,zaiwojinzuqianfanfudingzhudao。

zheishiyidangnvmingxingbeijiemuzuanpaijiadaonongcundezongyi,meimingqiyuerangmingxinggengjiajiediqi。

qijian,jiabinxuyaozhaogugongpozuojiawulvxinggezhongyiwu。

chulewohesuniannianhaiqinglelingwaideyiweidanghongxiaohuaqiaohan。

zuizhongwomensanrenyaojingguocunminhewangyoudepingpan,xuanchusheicaishi“guominhaoxifu”。

wokanzhezheiyixiliedeguiding,meitouzhouchenglechuanzi,zheihewuhuanvxingyoushenmequbie。

weishenmenvxingjiuyidingyaochengdanzuojiawu,zhaogulaoren,fushizhangfudegongzuoa?zheishishenmepoguidinga?

“xianqiliangmu”zhendeshikuajiangma?wobingbuzheimerenwei,yebudasuananzhaojiemuzujidejubenzou。

henkuaijiulaidaolepaishedezheiyitian,woqudeshihousuniannianyijingdaole,zhengzaihedaoyandaxianyinqin。

womeiguoqu,gendaoyandalegezhaohuzaiyuanchuluozuo,momodengrendaoqi。

kemourenpianyaozhaobutongkuai,guyicaizhegaogenxiechuanzheleisiduanqunzoudaowopangbian。

「you,zheibushilinyangjiema?yihoujiuduoduoguanzhaole。」

woshensedandandidianlediantou,buxiangduojialihui,

kanzhetayifushoushangdebiaoqing,gujimingtianresoushangjiuhuidoushiwo“shuadapai”dexinwenle。

henkuaidisanweinvjiabinyedaole,womenbicidiandiantou,suanshidalezhaohu,jiemuzhengshiluzhi。

diyipajiushiqingneisanhucunminlaici“tiaoxuan”erxifu。

woduizheiguizechizhiyibi,jintianteyihualegedanongzhuang,chouzhelianzhanzaiyipang,yifushengrenwujindeyangzi,yizhiyuneisanhurenjiazidonglveguolewo,wodaoshiledezizai。

fanguanlingyibian,xiaohuaqiaohanneibianchuhuyiliaodiyehenlengqing,

zaiwangpangbiankan,wojiudongle,suniannianshenbianweimanleren,sanhurenjiadouweizaitashenbian,duizhetaxuhanwennuan。

tajintiandezhuangbanyifuqingchunxiaobaihuadeyangzi,wojianyouliande,redeneixiecunminyizhenkuazan。

「nianniana,nikanwoerziyougaoyoushuai,henijianzhishijuepei!」

「niannian,woerzihuitengren,nizhangdezheimepiaoliang,jiadaowojialaikendingxiangfu。」

「我儿子更好。」

「选我儿子。」

sanhurenjiabianzhehuayangerdizhengqiangzhesuniannian,qizuibashedishuozhe,yankanzhejiuyaodongshou。

wozaiyipangtingdenaoqiaodouyaozhale,buguorenjiaqueshilezaiqizhong。

zhijiantaxiuhongzheyizhanglian,zuokankanyoukankan,jiaodongzheshouzhi,yanboliuzhuande,yifuhenweinandeyangzi。

wokanzheneixierenhunzhuodeyanshen,xinlimomoweitadianlegenla。

zuihoutaxuanlediyihurenjia,qiyuliangjiayankanxingshibudui,mamalieliediyouquzhengqiaohan,

zuihoubeifenpeijiwodeneijiarenlianshangdoushixianqi,zuilizhoumashengbuduan。

「zheiniangmenerkanzhejiubuxianghaoren,kulewoerzile。」

「zhenshidaomei,zenmeshengxiatale。」

buguodaoyanweilesuzaolianghaodeminfengxingxiang,zheixiehuadoumeiyoubeilujinqu。

wokanzheilaotaipozhangdeyilianjiansuankeboyang,jijizhazhagebuting。

pangbiantaerzihetaruchuyizhe,sanjiaoyan,zhubizi,kanzhehaimeiwogao。

「xingle,nimenyouwanmeiwan!yebusapaoniaokankannierzishenmedexing。buxiangrangrenjiakanxiaohuajiubizui。」

laotaipokanlekansuniannianneijiadeyideyangzi,bilezui。

jiexialai,womenjiuyaogenzhegezidegongpohuijiale。

buguozai“huijia”zhiqian,daoyanrangwomenmeigerenzhizhunliuxiayigexinglixiang,bingqieshoulewomendeshouji。

wodedongxibuduo,suoyijiyijimianqiangnengzhuangxia。

qiaohansidixiahaoxiangxingzibijiaoleng,liansebuyuedanyemeiyoufanboshenme。

danshisuniannianneibianquezhijiebuleyile,weiqubabadishuo,

「daoyan,womenyaopailianggelaiyueni,yigexinglixiangyetaishaoleba,wohuazhuangpindoubugoufangde。」

tadenanrenyijiajiandaoruhuasiyudexifushouweiqulegengshizheji,yibianmangzheanweita,yibianduidaoyanbiaoshibuman。

tananrengengshikangqitadelianggexinglixiangjiuwangjiazou,sihaobugujidaoyandelianmian。

daoyankandaohouyehenshengqi,zheishipangbiandezhulifuzaitaerbianshuolexieshenme。

wosuirantingbujian,danyiximingbai,suniannianshangmianzibenqiangda,daoyanyebuhaodezui。

guobuqiran,tatinghoumoxuletamendexingwei。

suniannianjianhaojiushou,yikanzheixingshi,lianmangcoudaozhongrenshenbianshuolejijuruanhua,daoyandeliansezheicaihuanhexialai。

jincunhou,suniannianneiyijiaziqilerongronghewozheibianxingchenglexianmingdeduibi,daoyanyeledebajingtoudoujita。

womensanjialidebuyuan,gangjinmen,zheijiarenkandaoshexiangtoudouduizhunlesuniannianneibian,choutaidunshixianluchulai。

xiamaweisidejiwolileyidaduiguiju。

「ai,sheirangnizuole?zaiwomenjia,gongpobufahuaxifujiubunengzuo。」

「nijilailewomenjia,jiudeshouzheilideguiju。」

「gongpohezhangfudehuajiushimingling,zhidaolema?」

wopei,tamenyiweizijishisheia?

wofanlegedabaiyan,wenwendangdangzuoxiaqiaozheerlangtui,zhidangtamenzaifangpi。

「ai,nizheiniangmen...」

popowangshinaqisaozhouzuoshijiuyaodaguolai。

daoyanzuzheishiqiaoxianglemen,tamencaibuqingbuyuandishoushou。

「jixua,bushiyaodawoma?」

「nayoudeshia,xiaolin,popozhishixiangjiaonixieguiju,nizenmenengzheimexiang?」

tajiandaoyanzuzaizhei,kaishifengkuangxiangzhongrenmaican,zheifuxingxingzuotaideyangzidaoshihesuniannianyouxiexiangsi。

「haiyoua,nikannizheizhuang,huaderenburenguibuguide,doubawozheilaopozihedaole,kuaicalequba。」

jinjiezhetayilianweiwozhexiangdekaikou。

「popo,nihaizhenshicaoxindeminga,buguowotingshuoaicaoxinderen,sidezaoe。」

bujiushiyinyangguaiqimasheibuhuia。