第3章

bijing,weileshengmingzhexiang,bingbukechen。

江流:“……”

“xitong,tayeshirenxian,**deguoma?”

江流沟通了系统。

“ding,suzhufangxin,qingchangkailemang!”

“zhidaomangcundemangzenmexiedema?”

xitongaoranshuodao,“youxitongzai,suibianganta!zaishuole,tameixitong!”

jiangliudunshijiangxinfangzaileduzili。

穿越者又如何?

我能**!

heiheihei,kanwohetayitiao。

jiangliumengranzhengkaiyanjing,bengleqilai。

yinjiangjunheleyitiao,yigeduosuo。

“**,醒了?”

yinjiangjunzhangkouyijuguoma。

“ni**gechuizia!”

江流翻了翻白眼。

寅将军:“……”

zheishitangsengyinggaishuodehua?

“gangcaihewoxue,zayang?”

江流问道。

“修为突破了!”

寅将军随口说道。

xiayimiao,talengzaiyuandi,“nizhidaowohexuele?”

jiangliuweiweiyixiao,“gongtingyuyejiu!”

“一百八一杯?”

yinjiangjunxiayishideshuodao。

shuowanzhihou,yinjiangjunmengbidetaitou,kanzhefushouerlidejiangliu,yanzhongshanguoleyisiguangmang!

“老乡啊!”

yinjiangjunsoudeyisheng,puleguoqu,yibabaozhulejiangliudedatui,“laoxiang,laoxiang,qiuzhaoa!”

“呜呜呜!”

“woyitoulaohu,haizhualetangseng,womeibeijing!”

“wobaifenbaiyaobeidasidea!”

“老乡,救命啊!”

寅将军嚎啕大哭。

jiangliumianpiyichou,haoba,weilebaoming,bukechen。

“nichuanyuele,liangexitongdoumei,zenmehunde?”

江流翻了个白眼。

“wuwuwu,laoxiang,nihaiyouxitonga!”

yinjiangjunaoaojiaozhe,“**,xitonga!”

“laoxiang,nineiweiandeyingzi,rutongheiyezhongdeyinghuochong,genbenwufazhedangzhunideguangmang!”

“woduinidejingyangyourutaotaojiangshuilianmianbujue!”

“rihou,nibijiangquandahongjun,jiaotitiandao……”

“dalao,daidaiwoa!”

yinjiangjunkutianhandideshuodao。

jiangliudunshiganjuepiaopiaoran……

zheilaohuchuanyuezhe,haitingyouyanguangde。

rihou,wodingranjiangpokaitiandao,yilizhengdao。

“henhao,laoxiang,wozhaozheni!”

jiangliuweiweiyixiao,fuqileyinjiangjun,“wojiaojiangliu,nizachuande?”

“嗯,我叫……”

yinjiangjunjiuyaokaikou,turanyizheng,“jiangliu?”

“对啊!”

jiangliushuodao,“tangsengyoumingjiangliuer,wojiaojiangliu,chuanyuechengjiangliuer,heqinghelideba!”

“**daxue,fayizhuanye,yiban,jiangliu?”

寅将军呆呆地说道。

jiangliudianlediantou,“meicuo,jiushi……budui,ni……”

“草!”

yinjiangjunturannumayisheng,yibaqiazhujiangliudebozi,“wotamaqiasini!”

“**,hesiwole!”

“yuanlaishinizheigoubidongxi!”

“吓死你爹了!”

yinjiangjunqiazhejiangliudebozi,fengkuangdehuangdongzhe。

江流:“……”

你丫的和谁称爹呢?

“cao,niyadefangshou,xinbuxinwodasini?”

江流怒了。

“nigeroutifantaidetulv,nihaixiangdasinidie?”

yinjiangjunaoaojiaozhe,“nitamahesiwole,nizhidaobu?”

“呜呜呜!”

寅将军突然哭了。

jiangliugangadenaonaotou,“neisha,womeidanini,nibieku!”

“sijiangliu,lanjiangliu……”

“wojiuhaoduanduanchigebiyejidefan,tamadechuanyuele!”

“xinglaihou,haishizhualetangsengdeyinjiangjun!”

“wuwuwu,woyiweiwosidingle,woxiadingjuexinyaobaotangsengdatui。”

“jieguo,tamadeshini!”

yinjiangjunaoaojiaozhe,“nihesinidiele!”

江流:“……”

bushi,tongweichuanyuezhe,worenshinima?

dengdeng,nizhidaowodexiangxixinxi……

“老寅?”

江流小心的喊道。

yinjiangjunkudiehanniang,“niyaderenchuwolea,wuwuwu,jiangliua,woxiangkua!”

“草!”

jiangliudengdaleyanjing,“yinjiang,shini?”

寅将军点了点头。

jiangliu:whatthe**!?

chuanyuedeshihou,wosushedetongxueyetamadechuanguolaile?

“xitong,jieshiyixia!”

江流沟通了系统。

“ding,suzhu,tingxitongjiaobian,e,jieshi。”

“neisha,kenengshichuanyuedeshihou,shikongzhiliyongduole,yibuxiaoxinbatayejichuanguolaile!”

系统急忙说道。