jiangliuheyinjiangjunduishiyiyan。
草！
mianduirucimeiwei，juranbuhuizuo！
“稍等！”
jiangliushuoleyisheng，goutonglexitong，“xitong，neige，youshenmechuyijingtongdejinengma？”
“ding，gongxisuzhudasitechushi，wanchengshachuanxiyoudediyibu！”
“jianglisuzhuchushijingtongjineng，jianglisuzhuwujindezuocaidiaoliao！”
xitongkaikoudao，“suzhuxiangyao，wojiuji！”
jiangliu：“**，xitong，nizhenhao，danshi……”
“能给老寅吗？”
“wotangsengei，sheijiatangsengzuofande？”
“tangsengshiyangzunchuyoude，doushidizimenquhuayuande！”
jiangliuwenhededuixitongshuodao。
系统：“……”
“ding，yinjiangchuanyue，hexitongyouneimeyidiudiuguanxi，jiranruci，mianweiqinan，jitaqianghuayixiaba！”
xitongshuodao，“suzhujixushachuanxiyouba，shadeyueduo，jiangliyueduo！”
jiangliuxinlishuqidamuzhi，xitong，jili！
yinjiangjunkanzhexiongheniu，xianrulechensi。
到底该怎么做呢？
turanjian，yinjiangjunmengrantaitou，daizhidekanxianglejiangliu。
“ni，nijiwononglegechushijingtong，haijileyiduidiaoliao？”
yinjiangjunwuyudeshuodao，“nijiaxitonghainengjibierenqianghuade？”
jiangliuheiheiyixiao，“woqiuyeyegaonainaidecongxitongnei，weiniqiulailejineng。”
“xiaoshiyizhuang，buyongduiwoganendaide！”
jiangliudashouyihui，“sheirangzanliangshitongqinshidexiongdini！”
“滚！”
yinjiangjunmadao，“sinianle，ni**yijue，wojiuzhidaonixiangfangshenmeyangdepi。”
“niyadejiushixiangrangwojinidangchushi！”
yinjiangjunlengxiaodao，“jiunineidianxinsi……”
“我是你的靠山！”
jiangliubeifushuangshou，“buran，wochuqushuo……yinjiangjunyaochiwo！”
yinjiangjun：“ke！**，gangcaixiaodideshengyinyoudianda，yuanliangzege。”
“wohaishixihuannigangcaineizhongjieaobuxundebiaoqing，mafannihuifuyixia！”
江流微微一笑。
“nirangwohuifu，wojiuhuifu？”
yinjiangjundahouyisheng，“jiangliu，dalenidedanzi！”
jiangliu：“nihaizhenganhuifua！”
yinjiangjun：“keke，**，xiaodideshengyinyoudianda！”
liangrendouzui，wanerdebuyilehu。
turanjian，yigelaozheturanchuxian，xufajiebai，miansexianghe。
“圣僧……”
“额，这是……”
laozhedaidaidikanzhedishangdeshiti，youkanxiangleyinjiangjun。
jiangliuheyinjiangjunyileng，shunjianmingwu。
此乃，太白金星！
liangjieshandiyinan，jiushitaibaijinxingzhengjiuletangseng。
erhoubianshishuangchaling，liuboqin！
“这位老人家。”
jiangliumiansebiandexianghe，tashuangshouheshi，yifuzhengrenjunzidezuopai，“ninzheituwuchuxian，shishenxian，haishiyaoguai？”
太白金星：“……”
“kanmoyang，shishenxianle。”
江流温和的说道。
“wunaitaibaijinxing，dezhishengsengbeiyaowusuozhua，telaidajiurudeshengming。”
taibaijinxingkaikoudao，“zhishimeixiangdao，xianzaishi……”
“yuanlaishitaibaijinxing！”
jiangliukaikoudao，“yinjiangjunyijingtonggaiqianfei，dunrukongmen！”
“啊咧？”
taibaijinxingmengbidekanzhejiangliu。
你把妖怪给渡化了？
nizheimeniubi，haiquxitianqujinggechuizia！
buyongfali，rulaidoumeininengduhua。
“啊对对对！”
yinjiangjunjimangshuodao，“jinxinglaoxiana，wojiangshengsengzhuale，heshengsengtanleyihui，shenzhizijiguoquzuinieshenzhong！”
“rujin，wodunrukongmen！”
“法号悟寅！”
“zicihou，baohushengseng，xitianqujing，yilushangduanchadishui，haowuyuanyan！”
寅将军肃然无比。
jintianbujiangzheilaotouhuyouguoqu，laozidemingdejiaodaizaizheili。
taibaijinxingzheiwanyier……zeinengda！
qianwanbiebataibaijinxingzhendangmishua！
taibaijinxing：ヽ(ー_ー)ノ
踏马的什么鬼？
guanyin，shuohaoderangwochulaidesedese，laihungegongdeheqiyunde。
jieguo……anhaimeidongshou，zheilaohuzhijietoule？
玩儿个鸟！
观音，你居然耍我！
俺……
俺忍了！
“jiranshengsengtuodedanan，neianxiangaocile！”
taibaijinxingshuoleyisheng，soudeyisheng，xiaoshile。