第一章 平平无奇的小代练

suizheshoushangdegaopincaozuo,lunazairenqunzhongpiaolaipiaoqu,wuxianyueguangzhixia,tajishiwudi。

difangdeyujicanjiaozhedaoxia,lianfankangdexinsidoumeiyou,zheishidisigerentoule。

四杀!

lunabingmeiyoutingxialai,tamiaozhunledifangdezuihouyiren,shihaiyoubanxuedebaiqi。

baiqishanxiantaohuileshuijingzhixia,haishishidalegequanduibiaoshi:baoqian!

“xuehongdeyueguangyingzhaozhewodeshengmingyijinidesiqi!”

lunabinglengdeshengyinxiangqi,touyebuhuichongjinleshuijing。

baiqisuiranhenrou,danquebeilunaliuchangdewuzixishua,xueliangkuaisuxiajiangjijiangjiandi。

jiuzaizheishi,difangtoujiang。

baiqi(quanbu):zhiyaowotoujianggoukuai,siwangjiuzhuibushangwo!

yuji(quanbu):ninkeyaodianlianba,doubeirenzoudezhaobuzhebeile,haizuien(haizuiying)ni!

jifangdeduiyouqifendaoshihenhexie。

“tangdekezhenshuang,dashenfuzexiu,wofuzehan666jiuxing……”

“wojintianjiutangdishangbuqilaile,dashendaidaiwoma,woluoliyine。”

“woshangshangbayudaozheigedashenle,zaiwoduimian,womenliufentoule,dashendeshouduanyichangcanren,wochalezhanji,nengfandaodedoushiquansheng!”

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cishiduanzheshoujideshiyiweizhiqiweituodeqingnian,zaiduimianshuijingbaozhahoukuaisudiandaojiesuanyemian,yikecuicandexingxingxiangqiandaoleshoutoubiaozhishang,xiayike,dianlianglemeixinchuneiyilvxinghongguangmang。

50星!

荣耀王者!

zheishiwushuwanjiamengmeiyiqiudeduanweile,danduizheiweiqingnianlaishuoquesihuhenqingsong。

tajiushifangcailunadecaozuozhelinyu,yigepingpingwuqidexiaodailian。

zheigehaoyezhishitadaguodanzideqizhongzhiyi,buguoyouyutashishaoyoudelianshengdanzixuanshou,erqieshicongweishishoudeneizhong,suoyizaiyeneiyesuanyouxiemingqi,renchengflagzhixingzhe。

yinweihenduodalianshengdezhubopengdaota,dandouwuyiliwaibeizhongjiele。

neixiezhubowangwanghuilibijiaoxionghendeflag,zaiyudaolinyuhoudoubeimanzu。

haiyouzhubobuxinxie,yijuqinglelianggeyanyuanjieguohaishimeidaguo,jushuodangshichaoleboredushuo“buyingduod”,xianzaibuzhidaoneiweizhubodzhanghuilaimeiyou?

yezhengyinci,tazaizhuboquanzhongyeyouhengaodezhimingdu,shiemengyibandecunzai。

shenzhiyougechaodazhuboqun,jihusuoyoudezhimingzhuboyouyigesuanyigequanzailimian,zheigequndezuoyongzhiyouliangge:

yishitongzhizheixiezhubomen“zhixingzhe”kaishidadan,mashangpaidui。

ershiyouxiezhubobuyuanyipengdaozhixingzhe,huizaizijipaiduihezhixingzhezhongdieshi,shenqingrangzhixingzhezantingcuokai,zheiyewushifufeide,yicierbai。

bierendadanjiushouxingxingqian,linyudadanqueshijitounaqian,keyishuoshizhanzheshiwuliandingduandedailian。

……

linyubayouxituichulai,badadandejiluyongweixinfasongjibeizhuwei“chengge”deren。

chenggeshizheiyixingdedalaoban,henyourenmaiyehendafang,suoyishengyizuodehenda,tingshuodailianshengyiyezhishiqishouxiabudadechanye。

zheizhongjibiedelaobanziranshihenmangde,suoyiyibandedailiandantabuhuiqinzijingshou,yezhiyoulinyushigeliwai,yinweilimianqianchetaidabixubaomi,qingbierenrongyichuyaoezi,henkenengjintianqingren,mingtianjiuhuipuchushenmeshenmemen。

滴滴!

chenggezhuandeqiandaole,3000kuai。

xiamianhaiyouwenzishuoming:jintianshikexingerqian,jiaotingfuwuyiqian。

linyudianjiquerenshouqianhouhuileju:xielechengge。

zheibushidiyicihezuole,suoyilinyuyelandeshuotaiduoketaohua。

linyuzhiyaoyoushijianjiuhuijieyidan,yitianzhidashiba,dianlisuoyoulianshenghaodezuihoushixingdoushitazaida,yinweitazuiwen。

qishilinyuyexiangguojiegenggaoxingdeliansheng,buguochenggeshuotaigaoxingdemeirenmai,yezhihaozuobale。

buguopingjunxialaiyiciyeyousanqiankuaizuoyou,tayijinghenmanyile。

“jintianzheigeshijiandianbuhao,zhubobushihenduo,yihouhaishibangwandanengduodianjiaotingfuwu。”

chouchou,zheishuodeshirenhuame?

zhubotinglegujidouxiangdaren。

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sanqiankuaidaoshou,takanleyanjingzilideziji,yijianxidefanhuangdechenyi,youxiezhezhoudexiuxianqifenku,yishuangtuoseledetuoxie,zheiyangdedabanshizaihennanrangrenjiangneigegangganghaizhizhangfengyundezhixingzhelianxiqilai。

taminleminzui,xiuzhanghaokandeshouzhizaisuihenbianbudeshoujipingshangkuaisuhuadong,zhaodaoyigebeizhu“baobei”deweixin,anxiazhuanzhang,kaishishurulewubai,danyoumashangshanchufaleyibaiguoqu。

henkuaineibianlailexinxi:xiexienilaogong,wozheijitianhuiyoudianmang,gujiyoushihuibulexinxi。

linyuhuifu:haode,zhuyishenti。

suihoufandao“laolin”deliaotianchuangkou,bazhangshanggongyoudeshiduowanquanbuzhuanguoqu:ba,zheishimaicaipiaozhongdejiang,buguanzenmeyang,meimeideyaojueduibunengting。

jiuzaizheishi,chenggeneibianturanfaletiaoxinxiguolai。

linyuyouxieyihuo,gangcaideshouxubushiqingleme。

难道是有急单?

xiaoxilanqiehuan,chenggefalaideshiyizhanghenxingganshenzhikeyishuobaoludenvshengtupian,zheishizaikaiche?

linyuyouxiebudongle,pingshiyibenzhengjingdechenggeyuanlaishizheiyangderen?

buguotajuedezheinvshengyouxieyanshu,zixiyikanhourendoushale,naozhongshunjiankongbai,zhiyouwengwengdeshengyin。

zheibushigangganghaizaijiaoziji“laogong”deneigenvshengme?!