第1章 本以为是小学生,结果他真六

shenye,chuzuwunei,zhangleinazhezaojiuyouxieguoshidexiaomishouji,kaizhezhibodawangzherongyao。

cishirentoubiyijingshi30bi8le。biduifangshaoletaiduoderentou。shangxialiangchujiatadouyijingbeiduifangnaxia。jiushengxiazhongxinyichujiata,zaikukuzhicheng。

zhangleiyongdeshisunshangxiang,cishizhibojianlimianyijingkaimale。

“sb,sunshangxiang,niwangeluanzi。laozijinlaishikannibeizoudema?”

“0bi13,jiuzheigeshuju,niyeganwanadc,nihaiganzhibo。nishibushisb?”

gengyoushenzhe,zhijieyonglabazaigonggongpindaolimianhan:“quanqiuzuilajisunshangxiang,0bi13,fuzhudouyou3gerentou……”

dunshiyibangpenziyongjinlezhibojian!

“**,duolajidesunshangxiang?”

“不用写作业了?”

mianduiyibangrendepen,zhangleigenbenmeiyouhuiying。

qishiyebushitashuipingtaicai,shizaishiduiyoubujili。tadeduiyou,zhanshishidamo。fuzhushizhuangzhou,cikeshizhaoyun,fashishianjila。

zheigeduiwu,benlaimeiyoushenmeketeyitucaode。danshi,tadeduiyouquanbudouchuleshuchuzhuangbei。

yidingdianfangyudoumeiyou。zhiyaobeikong,jiushiyigesi。

fanguanduifangdeyingxiong,adcshihouyi,zhanshiyase,fashishidaji,cikeshilibai,fuzhushiliushan。

zheiyangdeduiwu,benlaijiujihurenrenyoukong,pianpianduifangdeliuchanheyasehaidailexuanyun,tamendeduiwuzhong,keyishuomeigerendouhunshenshikong。

zheiyangdeduiwu,jianzhijiushirenkoushougeji。

zijiduiwudezhaoyunhedamo,suirandoushihoupaishashou,danshibuguanshixiangqiehouyi,haishidaji,doubixuyueguoyaseheliushan。zheilianggejiahuo,suibianyigejinengjiunengbatamendingzhu。buguanshidajiyitaojineng,haishihouyidejixiapinga,dounengdaizoutamenliangge。

jiusuanbeitamenyueguoleliushanheyase。dajiyekeyizhijieyigeouxiangmeiliyekeyiqingsongdedingzhutamen,ranhoukuaisudeshouge。

duifangdatuanshizaitairongyile,buguansheishanglai,kongzhuyidunqiejiuwanle。shengxiadejiushimandituzhuasunshangxiang。

jiuzaicishi,zhuangzhouyongliantanyong,kanleyiyan,ganjinhoucheshuo:“duifangzaidadalong,womenganjinshang。

zhangleikanleyiyanjingji,zijihaichayijian70kuaiqian,jiubiechulaiyinxuele。

zhangleishuo:“wozhuangbeihaimeiqilai,zheitiaolongrangleba?”

zhaoyunzhijiehandao:“sb,nidoudabanxiaoshile,nageadchai0bi13,niyehaoyisishuohua?duifangnadalong,zheimehaodejihui,budayibo,dengnichuzhuangbei,nizenmebudengnixiewanzuoyeni?xiaoxuesheng!”

zhangleizhoulezhoumeitou,tameiyouheduifangduipen。

jiutingzhuangzhoushuo:“bielita,woyigefuzhudounale3gerentou,tazhidaoadnabudao,dalitaganshenme?zanmenqudayibo。yinglesuan,shuletou。”

damoshuo:“jiushi,yigehunfende,bieshuohua!”

zhangleiwunaidekanleyiyanzijiderentou,0sha13si8zhugong!

yigongshale8geren,tazuoweiadc8cizhugong,zheihaixiangzenmeyang?zijideduiwuquandoushirentougou,pianpianshuozijimeirentou,zhangleiyizhenkuxiao。

tamensigefenfenpaodaoledalongbianyuan,anjilahandao:“adc,nilaibulai?”

zhangleimeiyoulita,zhijiequpangbianshuayeguai。cou70kuaiqian。

zhaoyunzhijiekaima:“sb,kaituanle,niquda**ye?”

zhuangzhoushuo:“bielita,jieshujubaota,tayigesb,yemeishuchu,laileyeshisongrentou!”

zhibojianlimian,yegenzhemaleqilai。

“zheiyangdesbyenengdangzhubo?wozhenshirile!”

“dachengzheiyang,xiazhibobieguangjie,fangxinbei***!”

“cao,wohaiburuqukanseqingzhubo,zhennimawohuo!”

……

jiuzaizheishi,tamensigebenzhedalongdeduifangjiupuleguoqu。

zhaoyunyigedaqiedaolehouyishenbian,gangyaofajineng,jiukanhouyiyigeda,liantieliandezhuangzailezhaoyundeshenshang。

dajiyongleyigeyijinenglinghunchongji,yigechongjibojiudaizoulezhaoyunsanfenzhiyixueliang。houyiliangjian,zhijiecanxue,yaseshangquyigeshiyuezhidun,zhijiedaizou。

doumeilibaishashi……zijizheibiandecikejiuguale……

jiezhe,duifangdeliuchanzhijiekaida,shenziyizhenxuanzhuan,jiuyaoquzhuananjila!

xianzaianjilaweizhibuhao,goubudaodalong,yemeibanfajiangduifangyingxiongquanbudale。tameifangjineng。zhijieyigeshanxianhoutuile。

zhenshirilegou,zheiyangjiujiaoleshanxian。zuiguanjiandeshi,shenchuguimeidelibaiyijingchuxianzaitadeshenhou,yuandihualeyigequanquan,zhijiebatadingzhule。jiezhe,jidaoxiaqu。anjilajiujianshangdile。

zuisbdeshidamo,kandaoliushanguolai,zhijieyijiaobaliushantidaolezhuangzhoushenshang。zhuangzhouzheigeyumen,ganjinpinmingdipao,pianpianliushanbitapaodekuai……

tafanglegew,huodejiasu,xiangyaotuolizhanchang,zhijiebeiyaseyigeda,paizaileyuandi。dajiguolai,zhuileyigeda。jishigexinxin,xiangzhetayizhenfeiwu。

tayesidebunengzaisi。zhiyudamo,haimeilaidejipao,jiupaohouyideerjinengjianqule。zaihouyihelibaideshuangzhongjiajixia,tayoumeileda,zhijiejianleyanwangye。

zhaoyunzhijiekaimale:“sbsunshangxiang,kaituandoubulai。zhennimasb。”

damo:“touleba!chuqujiujubaota!”

anjilayeshuo:“tayaoshizai,woyebuzhiyusidezheimekuai。”

zhuangzhounuhoudao:“zheigelaji,chuqujubao!”

kejiuzaicishi,duifangdedajiheliushanyijingzhuidaoleyequ,jiuzaizhangleidesunshangxiangpangbian,erduifangdelibaizaixialuqingbingxian,houyiheyasejixukanlong。

zhangleizuijiaoweiweishangqiao,zixindeshuo:“keyida!”

队友肯定听不见。

danshizhibojianlimianderentingdaoyihou,douzhale!duiyouquansile,duifangdewugerenjihudouzaibanxueyishang。

主播竟然说可以打?

“zhubofengleba?zheiyangyekeyida?”

“zheishiyaolangsidejiezou?”

“zhubo,niyaoshinengshayigeren,wojinishua100gewajueji!”

……

zhangleigenbenmeitingzhibojianlimianderenguazao,zhijiebenzhedajipaoleguoqu。

dada,liangqiang。dajizhijiebanyue。dajiyeyumen,gangshawanduifangdezhuangzhouxianzaibanxuele,yiweikeyigaozhenwuyoule。nazhidao,turanpaochulaiyigesunshangxiang。

tazhuanshenjiuyaojiduifangyigeerjineng,yongyikehongxin,baduifangdingshen。zaihouzailaiyigeyijineng,chongjibo,gujinengdadiaoduifangbanxue,zailiyongliushandelianggedingshenjineng,tuojimiao,jiunengdengdaojinenghuifu,miaoshaleduifang。

keshinazhidao,zijianleerjinengzhihou,sunshangxiangjingranyigeyijineng,fangundaolecaoconglimian,zijidehongxin,zhijiefeichuqudawanleyeguaishenshang。

“ri”dajiyizhenyumen,yigechongjibodalechuqu。zheigejinengnikendingduobukaiba?

jiukandaocaoconglimiandesunshangxiangzhijiexianlulechulai。

dada,lianxulianggepinga,zijideshengmingjingranjiandile。

cishi,tamendeliushan,benzhesunshangxiangchongleguoqu。xiangyaoyongyijineng,zhijiedingzhusunshangxiang。

nazhidao,sunshangxiangzailiushanguolaideshihou,zhijieyigefangun,chuanguoleyeguaideqiangbi。bingqieyigedadalechulai。

dajihaidengzhesunshangxiangbeidingzhuhou,zhiyaoyouliangmiaojiange,tadedazhaohe1jinengjiuhuifuleguolai。

keshiturankandao,sunshangxiangzhijiechuanshanggunchuleshixianfanwei。tadahouyisheng:“ri!”xiayimiao,yigezhadandaleguolai。

hongyisheng,zuihoudeyidianshengmingyemeile。

惊呆……

suoyouduiyoudoujingdaile。sunshangxiangzhuangbeidoumeiqilai,gangchudaoyinxue,jiuyiduiershaledaji?

zhongduoweiguandefensihegangjinzhibojiandeyoukequanbudoujingdaile,jiuzheizhuangbei,zheigeshuju,yiduiershaledaji?zenmekeneng?

ranhou,zhandouhaimeijieshu。sbliuchanhaixiangchongguolaishazhangleidesunshangxiang。

zhangleizhijiekongzhisunshangxiangyigeerjinenghonglianzhadandiuleguoqu。liushandesudu,zhijiexiajiangbaifenzhijiushi!tongshishengmingdiaoleyige:

dadada!zhangleiyuandibudongkongzhisunshangxiangpinga,meiyicipingadoujifabeidongjinenghuolibengfa,jianshao1jinengfanguntuxi0.5miaodelengqueshijian!

yiliansanqiang,liushancairaoguoleyeguaiqiangbi,daodazhangleidesunshangxianggenshang。

zhangleihoutuiyibu,zaidayiqiang。

fanguntuxizhijielengquewanbi。

liushanganmangyongjiguanlizhuaxiangyaoxuanyunzhanglei。zhangleilengxiaoyisheng,dengdejiushizheigeshihou。zhangleizhijierangsunshangxiangyigefanguntuxizaicichuanqiang,lakaileheduifangdejuli。

ranhouzhanzheshuchu,dadada,liushanzhijiejianleyanwang。

震惊,惊呆,恐惧!

duiyouhefensiquandoumengbile。

“zheihaishirenma?yigemeiqilaidesunshangxiang,zhijiezhuasiduifanglianggeyingxiong,guanjianshi。duifanglianggeyingxionglianpingadoumeiadaosunshangxiang……”

“zheijishu,jianzhishinitiana!”

turan,666bangbangtang!

666苹果!

666药水!

666挖掘机!

“**,ancuole,shuaduole,zhuannengbunenghaijiwo?”

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gangcaihaizaifengcizhangleideyiqunfensiheyouke,zheiyihuier,quanbudoukaishiguitianzhanglei。

duifangyinggaishiwuhei,kandaozijidelianggetongbanbeishale,shengxiadesangeyingxiong,yedouhuosudexiangzhesunshangxiangpaoleguolai。

zuixiandaodadeshiyasehehouyi,zhijianyasezhijieyigeyijineng,chongzhesunshangxiangpuleguolai。

sunshangxiangganjinxianghepao,houyizhijiepudaoletadegenqian,yankanzhejiuyaobayijinengsongdaosunshangxiangdetoushang。

daoshihou,sunshangxiangwufashiyongjineng,zhinengrenpingduifangyigerouheyigeadfengkuangdeshuchu,haowuhaishouzhili。