第2章 同学再见竟装逼,开个雅阁哪来的自信?

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zhale,zhibojianlichedizhale……

suoyoudeguanzhong,douyibianshuazheliwu,yibianhandao:“5sha!”

“5杀!”

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“shia!bupashenyiyangdeduishou,jiupazhuyiyangdeduiyou。”

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danshizhibojianlimiandeguanzhong,cishiquanbudouhanleqilai:“dansha!”

“单杀!”

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张磊点了点头!

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