第1章 飞来横祸

zicongzhidaolezijideshenshizhihou,liuhaipingjingdeshenghuobianbeichedidapole。

huanghunshifen,liuhaituozhehunhuneedeshenqu,congsushefangjianneizoulechulai,gangzoudaosushedamenkoubianbeiyigeshencaigaotiaodenvhaierlanzhule。

gaotiaonvhaiermingjiaozhoumengmeng,zhiqianyizhidoushiliuhaidenvpengyou。

“mengmeng,wo……”taitouyikanshizhoumengmeng,liuhailianshangdebiaoqinggengshibiandejibuziranqilai。

zhoumengmengkuaibuzoushangqianlai,baozheliuhaidegebowendao:“liuhainigaosuwo,zheidaodishibushizhende!”

santianqian,xuehaishiyijiameitituranjianbaoliaochulaiyitiaobaozhaxingxiaoxi!

xiaoxicheng:liushijituandongshizhangliudahaizhiziliujunbingbushiliudahaideqinshengerzi,liuhaicaishiliudahaidezhenshixuemai。

jumeitiziliaoxianshi:dangnianliudahaiyoushouhaoxian,jiexialeyigefeichanglihaidechoujia,liudahaidanxinzaochoujiamiemen,bianjiangzijideqinshengxuemaisongjiaojixiongdiliumengshanfuyang,liujunshitacongfuliyuanlingyangchulaide。

juzhiqingzhetoulu:liudahaiyouyijiangjiazucaichanjiaojiliuhaijicheng,danshiquezaodaolejituanfangmiandejudazuli。

liudahaizuoweibendishoufu,feiwenbaoliaoconglaidoubuhuishao,zuikaishigongzhongduiyuzheiyitiaobaoliaofeiwenmeizenmedanghuishier。

keshicongneimubaoliaodaojintian,yijingguoquzhengzhengsantianshijianle,chuanwenzaojiuyijingnaodemanchengfengyu,feifeiyangyang。

danshiliushijituanfangmian,juranmeiyoujichurenhegongkaihuifu。

liujiashijibuchengren,yebufoujue,zheijiushideyuanbenjiandandeyijianershiqing,kaishibiandefuzaqilai。

chuanwenputiangaidi,jiusuanliuhainenggouwudongyuzhong,liuhaishenbianerderenyebunenggoujixuchenmoxiaqule。

zhoumengmengzuixianzuobuzhule,jintiantabianyaogenliuhaicheditanpai:

“liuhainizenmebushuohua,wozhoumengmengbingbushiyigebaijindenvhaier,jiusuannijialiqiong,woyegennijiaowangleyinianduo,keniruguoshizhendexihuanwodehua,jiujueduibunenggoupianwo!”

“wozhendemeiyoupianni!”liuhaizhandingjietiedeshuodao,“wozuotianjiuyijinggennishuodehenqingchule,neixiechuanwendoushijiade,wodeqinshengfuqinshiliumengshan,heliudahaiyidianerguanxidoumeiyou!”

“heng,nizhenshitairangwoshiwangle!”zhoumengmenglishengfanbodao,“xianzaiquanchengrendouzhidaoliudahaishiniqindie,lianliudahaizijidouchengrenle,niyiweiwoshishazime?”

“shia,mengmengshuodemeicuo!”zhoumengmengpangbianzhanzhedelingwaiyigenvhaieryegenzhefuhedao:

“liuhainiyijingyinmanmengmengzheimezhangshijianle,yegaitanbaileba,chufeinixinzhonggenbenjiumeiyoumengmeng!”

duici,liuhaizhinengshiwunaidesonglesongjianbang,yebuzhidaogaijieshidianershenmele。

zhoumengmengpangbianerzhanzhedeneigenvhaimingjiaowuyan,shiyigedianxingdebaijinnv,zaitade“xuntao”xia,zhoumengmengyeshiyuelaiyueshili。

pianpianzhoumengmenghaitingwuyande,liuhaishiyidianerbanfadoumeiyou。

liuhaixuanzebaochichenmo,erwuyanqueshidecunjinchiqilai:“liuhainijintianyaoshizaibushuoshihuadehua,mengmengjiuyaohenifenshoule!”

“ng?”wuyanzheiyijuhuarangliuhaizhoulezhoumeitou。

liuhaimeilihuiwuyan,ershizhengzhongqishidekanlezhoumengmengyiyan。

zhoumengmengyingshenghuidao:“liuhainitinghaole,wozuibunengrongrendejiushinipianwo,xianzaiquanchengrendouzhidaoliudahaishinifuqin,baokuoliudahaizijidouchengrenle,nihaiyoushenmehaoyanshide?”

liuhaifanwendao:“mengmeng,nidaodishixiangxinwoshuodehuani,haishixiangxinwaijiedeyaochuana?”

“aiyou,zheibushiwoneiweibuzhengqidedidi,liuxiaohaima!”jiuzaizheishi,yigeyinyangguaiqideshengyincongyuanchuchuanleguolai。

taitouyikanlairendeshenfen,liuhaidunshimeitoudazhouqilai。

laidezheigerenbushibieren,zhengshichuanshuozhongliuhaineige“jia”erziliujun!

“liudashaoninzenmelaile!”yikandaoliujunguolai,wuyanxiangshijianleqindieyiyan,manlianduixiaozouleguoqu。

“qu!”liujunkandoumeiyouduokanwuyanyiyan,zhijieyishoujiangwuyantuidaoleyipang!

tuikaiwuyanzhihou,liujunkanlezhoumengmengyiyanyaohedao:“xiaomeinv,yihouzuowonvpengyouba,nimenjiaqianwaimiandeqianwobangnihaile!”

“wo……”zhoumengmengxiayishiyaoleyaotouxiangyaojujue。

wuyanganmangpaoguolaichongdangshuoke:“mengmengnifenglea,liushaokanshangnikeshinidefufenya,nimenjiaqianwaimianhaojishiwan,zhiwangliuhaineigefeiwukongpayibainiandouhaibuqing!”

“niyeye70duosuile,nirenxinkantajixuzaigongdishangfengchuiyulinde?zhiyaoliushaokenbangmang,suoyoudewentijiuquandoubushiwentile!”

“wo……”zhoumengmenghaishiyoudianeryouyu。

wuyanzhijiehouzhelianpizhuaizhezhoumengmengdeshouwan,qiangxingbazhoumengmengdeshouwansongdaoleliujundeshouxinlimian。

“hahaha!”liujunyishoujiangzhoumengmenglouzaihuaizhong,fangshengkuangxiaoqilai,“liuxiaohaiwoquannihaishiqingxingyidianerba,zheiyiciwozhirangnidiuleyigenvren,zaiyouxiayicidehua,laoziyaolenideming!”

liuhaidangxiabianxiangpushangquheliujunlilun,liujunshenbianergenzhedelianggenanshenglikechongshangqianlai,jiangliuhaituidaozailedishang。

“hahaha,gouyiyangdedongxi,yexianggenwodou?”liujunlouzhezhoumengmengkuangxiaoliqu。

musongzheliujunhezhoumengmengdengrenzouyuan,liuhaidiyishijianconghuaizhongquchushouji,botonglefuqinliumengshandedianhua。

“wei,xiaohainiyoushenmeshierma?”dianhuazhongchuanlaiyigeshuxidenvrenshengyin,shimuqinjiangyuehong。

“ma!”liuhaiyingshengwendao,“nigaosuwo,wodaodishibushinimenqinshengde!”

jiangyuehongdunshiyilianmengquan,wanquanbuzhidaoliuhaizaishuoxieshenme。

“shahaizi,zenmeturanshuolezheizhonghutuhuani?shibushishenghuofeibugoule,minggeerworangnidiebadaozimaile,jinisongshenghuofei!”

“bu,wobuqueqian!”liuhaijimangjijieshidao,“wojiushiheleyikoujiu,hushuobadaode,manibiefangxinshang!”

“sheirangnigexiaozaizihejiude!”jiangyuehongdunshijile,“nixianzaihaishigexuesheng,buhaohaoxuexizenmejiuxuehuaileni?”

“ma,nitingwojieshima!”liuhainaizhexingzishuodao,“yigesushedepengyouguoshengri,hanwoguoquhelebanbeipijiuyisiyisi,wocongxiaojiuliangjiubuxing,zhanlejiujiutouyunniyebushibuzhidao!”

“zongzhi,yihouniyaoshizaiganhejiudehua,wojiurangnidiedaduannidetui!”

“不敢了!”

“zheihaichabuduo,mingtianwobaqianzhuanjinixiaolijie,rangnixiaolijiebaqianjinisongguoqu!”

“真的不用了……”

“嘟嘟嘟!”

liuhaidehuameiyoushuowan,jiangyuehongjiuyijingbadianhuajiguale。

“shishihouquzhaoliudahaibawentishuoqingchule!”guaduandianhuazhihou,liuhaixinzhongyijingyoulejueding。