第1章给诸葛亮献上一瓶止咳糖浆

lihengdagaishishishangzuidaomeidechuanyuezhe。

tagangchuanyueguolaimeiduojiu,zijidefuqinjiukukoupoxindiquantaheduyao。

原因也很简单。

tachuanyuedaodeshisanguojihan,fuqinshigongtingyuyi,zaizhugeliangdiwucibeifadelushang,jizhugeliangkaiyaozhibing。

结果呢?

诸葛亮病情加重!

xianzaiyangyineibangren,yangyanyaobatamenfuziliangduolequweigou。

喂狗啊!

lianzhazhadoubushengdeneizhong!

“era!zheishiwozhuanmenzhunbeideduyao,chileba,keyishaoshouzui。”lirujikuzhelianshuodao。

“wobuchi,yaochinichi。”lihengtouyebutaidirangrangzhe,zaizijidebaolifanzhaozheshenme。

lirujitanlekouqi,shuodao:“fudushizuitimiandesifa,shaoshouzui,lai,zheiyiwanjini,zheiyiwanwozijiliuzhe,nixianhe,wokanzhenisi,wohouhe!”

bugulirujizaiyibiandidigugu,congbaolifanchuyipingyaozhihou,lihengsonglekouqi,guoranzai。

止咳糖浆!

果然在!

tazhuanshenduilirujishuodao:“daiwoqujianchengxiang。”

“去见丞相作甚?”

“治病啊!”

lirujilikesuohuinaodai,zhanzhanjingjingshuodao:“xianzaihaiyoufududejihui,qulejiuyaobeikouyawenzhan,shuobudingbeiyaozhan!”

“biefeihuale!zaidanwu,womenjiuzhendesile!”shuowan,lihengbiandabuzouchuleyingzhang,lirujiyouyuleyixia,genlechuqu。

xianzaishijianxingshiernianchun,shizhugeliangzuihouyicibeifa,mashangjiuyaodaoguanzhongwuzhangyuanle。

anzhaozhengshi,zhugeliangshiqiutiansi,yinggaihainenghuosigeyue。

danlirujidaomei,pengshanglezhugeliangbingfadeshihou。

yanxiadajunmashangjiuyaodaoguanzhong,zhongrenjianzhugeliangbingqingjiazhong,ziranxinjirufen,xiangyaonazheigedaomeiyuyikaidao。

suoyi,cishideliheng,ruguobuxiangbanfa,shuobudingjiuzhendewandanle。

siguoyici,haoburongyiyouhuoyici,youyaosi?

不行!绝对不行!

lihengkuaibudaolezhugeliangyingzhangqian,beilanxialai。

zhugeliangdezhangshiyangyizouchulai,yinchenzhelianshuodao:“liyuyi,wozhengyaoquzhaoni,chengxiangchilenideyaozhihou,kesoubuzhi!”

lirujidangchangheguile:“yangzhangshishuzui!”

“xianzaisheidoujiubuleni……”

yangyihuayinweiluo,lihengshuodao:“yangzhangshi,qingdaizaixiaruzhang,weichengxiangzhibing!”

yangyilenghengdao:“nishiheren?”

“woshilirujizhizi。”

“niyenantaoqizui!”huoguangyingzhaodeyangyimianseyinchenbuding,zhouweijiashichidaoerli,shensesuran。

“yangzhangshizaiduoshuojiju,kongpachengxiangdebingqingyouyaojiazhongle!”

“zheibuxuyaonimenduoguan,cishizhangyuyizailimianweichengxianghaomai!”yangyizhangxiuyibaishuodao,“lairen!jiangzheilianggerenkouyaqilai。”

yibiandebingshilikeshangqian,bianyaolihengkouzhu。

lihengtairanziruodishuodao:“chengxiangkesoubuzhi,qixutifa,shifeilao,wozheiliyouyijiyao,wuxuaozhu,kezhijiefuyong,fuyongzhihou,xiaoguoliganjianying!”

“yijingjinifuqinjihuile!”

lihengdunshitigaoyinliang,dashengdao:“yangzhangshimofeiyaoyanzhengzhengkanzhechengxiangbingsi!”

“fangsi!nihaodadedanzi!”yangyiliansechedibianle,“niganzaichengxiangyingzhangqianwangyan!lairen!jiangcirentuochuquzhanshoushizhong!”

“yangzhangshishuzui,woerta……”

budenglirujishuowanhua,lihengqiangguohua,yanshenzhizhididingzheyangyi,shuodao:“wosibuzuxi!danzheiyaonengjiuchengxiang,quebeiyangzhangshizulanzhu,yangzhangshiqibushiwodahandezuiren!”

yangyibeitazheimeyishuo,daoshiyouxielengzhule。

yanxialihengyemeiyoujihuile,tazhinenghuochuqu。

sheirangzijidaomeidichuanyuedaolesanguo,gengdaomeiditanshanglezheimegedaomeidedie!

坑儿子啊!

bianzaicishi,yingzhangneichulaiyigeliyuan,zaiyangyierbianqingshengshuolejiju,yangyicaishuodao:“rangtamenjinlai。”

lihengzoujinquhou,kandaolezuozaizhuzuoshangdezhugeliang,zhuoanshangduimanlezhujianwenshu。

zhugeliangmianseqiaocui,zuoshoushenchulaijizhangyuyihaomai,youshouhaizaichibishuxie。

kandaozheiyimu,lihengxinzhongpoyouxiegankai。

tashibijiaoxihuansanguolishide,sanguolizuixihuandejiushizhugekongming。

kongmingyishengdouzaifengxingyijuhua:jugongjincuisierhouyi。

zhishiyanxia,tadeshengmingzhishengxiazuihoujigeyue。

lihengjinjinwozhuneipingzhiketangjiang。

zhiketangjiangwufagenchuzhugeliangdebing,dannenghuanjie。

genzhifeijiehedeyao,lihengbaoliyeyou。

zheibeibaobushishenmejinshouzhi,zhishitaqianshisuishenxiedaide,neiduanshijiantaganghaodelefeijiehe,yaojiuzaibaoli。

meixiangdaobaoyechuanyueguolaile。

gumingsiyi:tarenshihunchuan,baoshirouchuan。

“chengxiangbenbingwudaai,zhishicaoxinguozheng,shentibaoyang,zhixuyaoduoxiexi,yinyixieqingbubiannenghuifu。”zhangyuyibawanmaizhihoushuodao,“naihebeirenkaicuoleyao,fanerjiazhongbingqing。”

zhangyuyizheihuajiuchazhijiedianminglirujile。

气氛瞬间紧张起来。

“neizhangyuyiyouhefangfanengzhichengxiangni?”yangyijimangwendao。

“ruoshichicuoyaozhiqian,fangfahenjiandan,xianzaikongpayaofeiyixieshiri。”

yangyidelianselikeyinchenxialai,muguangrudaoyiyangsaoguolai,dingzhelirujiheliheng。

lihengquebuhuibiyangyidemuguang,tashuodao:“woshuozhangyuyishuodehua,goupibutong!”

zhangyuyibuyoudezhouqimeitou,quebukanlihengyiyan,dandanshuodao:“shuziheren?”

“lirujizhiziliheng。”lihengshenxileyikouqi,yanxiatayemeiyouhuixuandeyudile,zhinengyingzhetoupirangzhugeliangchiyao。

得罪人?

无所谓了!

“nifuqinkaicuoleyao,nimenhaiganzailai?”

“wofuqinbingweikaicuoyao,chengxiangdebing,yijingzhangjiyueleidaozhi,shifeilao,erbushinishuodebingwudaai。rangwocaicai,nizhisuoyishuobingwudaai,daoshihounikaileyao,chengxiangdebingyiranbuhao,nijiukeyibazerenquanbutuidaowofuqinshenshang,mianyudanze!”

“hushuobadao!”zhangyuyilianselikebianle,“chengxiang,zheifuzierrenkongpashiweiguodexizuo,laimouhaichengxiangde。”

“chengxiang,zaixiazheiliyouyijiyao,wuxuaozhu,kezhijiefuyong,baozhengnengzhiliaochengxiangdebing。”

shuowan,lihengnachulezhiketangjiang。

qishitazaojiuxiangxianyao,zhishiyizhimeiyouzhaodaojihui。

meixiangdaozheiyici,shimianlinsiju,caiyoujihuinachulai。

yibiandelirujikandaohou,hedeliuhundiulewuhun。

zijierzitahaibuzhidao?

yiqianrangtakanyishu,tanengshuizhe。

xianzaizixinmanmanshuonengzhiliaochengxiangdebing?

完了完了!

zhiqianhaiyoufuduzishadejihui,xianzaishizhendemeijihuile,erqieyaosidehencan!

yangyidingzheneiyaoping,likewendao:“zheishishenmeyao?”

“止咳糖浆。”

yangyikanzhezhangyuyi,zhangyuyiquelengxiaoqilai:“laofuxingyishushinian,quecongweitingguozhiketangjiang!zheifenmingshiduyaoa!”

“chengxiangzhixufuyongwozheiyao,likenenghaozhuan!”

zhangyuyiwendao:“ruobunenghaozhuanni?”

“bunenghaozhuan,woyuwofuqin,zicaiyuci!”

lirujitingwen,hedequanshenmaolenghan。

“nidemingsuanshenme,ni……”

yangyizhengyushuo,quebeizhugeliangdaduan:“haole,wozijidebing,wozijiqingchu。”

shuowan,zhugeliangfangxialeshouzhongbi,kanleyiyanliheng,wendao:“zheiyaoruhefuyong?”

“直接服用即可。”

zhugeliangnaqizhiketangjiang,zuokanyoukan,lihengshuodao:“ningyiningbiankaile。”

zhugeliangzhaozuo,ranhouzhijieyinleyikou。

“chengxiang!”yibiandeyangyidengdayanjing,zhunbeizuzhi,queyijinglaibuji。

neizhangyuyiyenielebahan,dangjiduilirujifuzifanandao:“hunao!nimenzheishihunao!zenkeruciqipianchengxiang!”

zhugeliangfangxiayaoping,shenseweiweiyibian,zheirangyangyigengjiajinzhang,shenzhishoumangjiaoluanqilai:“chengxiang……”