第5章

gangshuoguodehuayilingyizhongfangshibeihaihuilai,wangchunfengqidelianhongbozicu,liaoqiyixiujiuyaochongjinwugenjiangmosuanzhang。

zuihouhaishijinliyingshoukuailanzhe:“xingleersao,nigentayigexiangxialaidenongcunfunvjijiaoshenme,yihuinijinqugentachao,wanfansheilaizuo?shuobudingbuyongzuowanfangenghetadeyi,niqibushibaibaizheletadedao。”

wangchunfengxianglexiangyeshi,keyoubiebuxiazheikouqi,yushidashengmazhe:“xiangxialaidemeiyanlijiancungu,chengtianzhizhidaotoulanshuahuatou,chibaifandedongxi,chizaobanimenlianggehuiqiwanyiganchuqu!”

jinliyingzaiyipangxiaoyinyintingzhe,shixianyouyouwangxiangwuneideshenying。

tazenmezongganjuejiangmogenyiqianbutaiyiyangle?

zhiqianwuluntagenlaoerxifuzenmejiduijiangmo,jiangmodoushimomorenshou,meiyouyicixiangjintianzheiyanghaizui。

zongbunengshiyinweidunlebantiandelao,turanzhangchunaozileba。

厨房里。

jiangmozhaochuyazaiganchaixiadeyifu,dunzaizaotaipang,yibiankaozhehuo,yibianjiguinvhuanshangganyifu。

xiaozhileyijingbukule,zhishiouerdazhekuge。

“mamadexiaokubao~”jiangmochongaidigualeguaguinvkudehongtongtongdexiaobizi。

xiaozhilebianlebianzui,“mama,shenmeshihuiqigui?nizhongwumeiyouzuowufan,yeyenainaihuiganwomenchuquma?”

jiangmozuijiaodexiaorongyizhi,renzhumarendechongdong,tawenroudipengzheguinvdeliandanqingshengshuodao:“huiqiguishibuhaotingdehua,xiaozhilebuyongfangzaixinshang,xiaozhilezhiyaojizhu,meigezheiyangshuoniderendoushidahuaidan,zanmenxiaozhilebielitamen。”

yiqiantazongjuede,buhaotingdehuatalaichengshoujiuhao,xiaozhilezhixuyaokaikaixinxindezhangda,yijiarennayoububanzuide,buxuyaojiaohaizidishijialiren。

raner,shangyishitazheimezuodehouguoshibaxiaozhileyangdetaiguotianzhen,duilujiaderenbusherenhefangbei,zuihoudaozhixiaozhilebeitayenaineilianggelaodongxijiajiyigesileliangrenqizidelaonanren,shoujinkuchu。

tanianjiqingqingdexiaozhile,zoudebitahaizao。

zhongshenghuilai,jiangmobixuderangxiaozhilecongxiaojiukanqinglujiarendezuilian,buyaobeisuoweideqinqingmabiheguoxie,zaiguanjianshikezuochuyisunhaizijiliyiweizhudetuirang。

xiaozhilexiaoguixiao,dantahencongming,yuanliuliudedayanjingzhuanazhuana:“erbomuhehongwenhongwugegejingchangzheiyangjiaoxiaozhile,tamenshidahuaidan,mama,xiaozhilekeyibugentamenshuohuama?”

shuowanzheifanhua,xiaozhilexiaoxinyiyidiguanchazhemamadelianse。

什么?!

wangchunfenghetadelianggefeizhuerzijingchangzheiyangmatajiaxiaozhile!

wuyijiancongguinvzheilidezhishangyishibuzhidaodeshi,jiangmoqidexiangnacaidaochongchuqukanneiniangsanrenjidao。

kuidepingriliyoushenmehaochidehaohede,taxianjinzhelaoerjianeilianggexiaozaizi,xiangzhetaduitamenlianghao,tamenhuinianzhe,zuoweixiaozhiledegege,nengzaitamangliudeshihoudabashouzhaokanyixiaxiaozhile,rujinkanlai,daoshiweichulelianggebaiyanlang!

jiangmorenxiashangyongdenuhuo,naixinduixiaozhileshuo:“tamenxinhuai,zuihuai,renpingenghuai,yihouxiaozhilexianggentamenshuohuajiushuohua,buxiangshuojiubushuo。yaoshitamenzaimaxiaozhile,xiaozhilejidegaosumama,mamaqubangxiaozhiledahuaidan。

nikan,ganggangmamabujiubadahuaidanerbomujizhuangshuaizaidishang。”

danxin“”huiqigui”sangezijinianyoudexiaozhileliuxiaxinliyinying,jiangmoroushengshuodao:“mamadexiaozhilecaibushitamenshuodehuiqigui,xiaozhileshishangtiansongjimamazuihaozuihaodexiaotianshi,mamazuizuizuixihuanderenshixiaozhi!”

laotianyedaitabubo,songjitaliangcixiaozhile,zheiyishitadingyaohuhaotadexiaotianshi。

xiaozhilemiantiandixiaolexiao,shenchubaixisioujiedexiaoshoubeilouzhujiangmodebojing,zhinendidashengshuodao:“xiaozhileyezuizuizuixihuanmama!”

jiangmoxinlishunjianruanhuhude,rouzheguinvyuanrundehounaoshao,wenshengxiyudishuodao:“jiranxiaozhilezuixihuanmama,neinenggaosumamaxiaozhiledeyifuweishenmeshile?”

xiaozhilebushuohua,danshilouzhejiangmodexiaoshoubeisihaipadidouleyixia。

jiangmochajuedaoshiqingbujiandan,tajixuwenrouyouhong:“xiaozhile,duixihuanderenbunengyoumimie,niduimamayoumimi,neijiudaibiaozhebushizuizuizuixihuanmama~”

xiaozhiledunshijile,“xiaozhileshizuizuizuixihuanmama!”

“neinenggaosumama,xiaozhiledeyifuweishenmeshishidema?”

xiaozhilebianlebianzui,weiqudao:“shihongwengegehehongwugegebaxiaozhiletui、tuidaoshuigangli,tamenhaibuxuxiaozhileqilai,xiaozhileshizijizhuazhushuigangqilaide……wuwu……mama……haipa……”

小知了又哭了起来。

jiangmobujinhongleyan,baoqiguinvxintengdehongzhe。

xiaozhileshuodeshuigangyinggaishibaifangzaiqiangjiaozhuangyushuideshuigang,neishuigangbixiaozhilegao,laoerjiadelianggexiaotuzaidagaishihongxiaozhilezhandaoyizishang,fangcaiyoujihuibaxiaozhiletuidaoshuigangli。

shangyishitazaigonganjulidunleyiye,wurenzhaoguxiaozhile,xiaozhileshenshangdeshiyifutiedingshichuanleyiye!

xiangdaoshangyishitahuilaimeiduojiuxiaozhilejiubingdao,houlaiyanzhongdaozhuanweifeiyan,napahouxuzhiliaohaole,yeliuxiashibushikesoudemaobing。

tadangshihaiyiweishizijicuxindayimeizhuyidaoxiaozhileshengbing,haizizelexujiu,zhidaoxiaozhilechengnianledouwufaduizheicishishihuai。

ganqinghaitajiaxiaozhileshengbingdezuikuihuoshoushilaoerjiadelianggesifeizhu!

王八蛋!

zheishitajixiale,buhaihuiqu,tajiubuxingjiang!

hualedianshijianhonghaoxiaozhile,jiangmozaiyebuganrangguinvchuquwan,jiurangxiaozhilezuozaizaotaipangkaohuo,tazebianzuofan,biankanguzhexiaozhile。

zheiyangsuileilexie,dankandaoxiaozhilepinganwushi,tanenganxinbushao。

yiqianzongpaxiaozhilegenzhetazaichufangbuxiaoxinbeihuotangdao,huoshibeicaidaohuashang,tazaizhufanshihuibaxiaozhilegandaoyuanziligengegejiejiemenyiqiwan,xianzaikanlai,lujianeibangsituzaizibichufangweixianduole。

zaijiangmomangzhezecaishi,xiaozhileturanpaodaochaiduipang,jueqirouhuhudexiao**,“hangchihangchi”debuzhidaozaizhaoshenme。

jiangmohuitoukanleyiyan,“xiaozhile,biezaineiliwan,xiaoxinchaiduidaoxialaiyadaoni。”