gangshuoguodehuayilingyizhongfangshibeihaihuilai,wangchunfengqidelianhongbozicu,liaoqiyixiujiuyaochongjinwugenjiangmosuanzhang。
zuihouhaishijinliyingshoukuailanzhe:“xingleersao,nigentayigexiangxialaidenongcunfunvjijiaoshenme,yihuinijinqugentachao,wanfansheilaizuo?shuobudingbuyongzuowanfangenghetadeyi,niqibushibaibaizheletadedao。”
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jinliyingzaiyipangxiaoyinyintingzhe,shixianyouyouwangxiangwuneideshenying。
tazenmezongganjuejiangmogenyiqianbutaiyiyangle?
zhiqianwuluntagenlaoerxifuzenmejiduijiangmo,jiangmodoushimomorenshou,meiyouyicixiangjintianzheiyanghaizui。
zongbunengshiyinweidunlebantiandelao,turanzhangchunaozileba。
厨房里。
jiangmozhaochuyazaiganchaixiadeyifu,dunzaizaotaipang,yibiankaozhehuo,yibianjiguinvhuanshangganyifu。
xiaozhileyijingbukule,zhishiouerdazhekuge。
“mamadexiaokubao~”jiangmochongaidigualeguaguinvkudehongtongtongdexiaobizi。
xiaozhilebianlebianzui,“mama,shenmeshihuiqigui?nizhongwumeiyouzuowufan,yeyenainaihuiganwomenchuquma?”
jiangmozuijiaodexiaorongyizhi,renzhumarendechongdong,tawenroudipengzheguinvdeliandanqingshengshuodao:“huiqiguishibuhaotingdehua,xiaozhilebuyongfangzaixinshang,xiaozhilezhiyaojizhu,meigezheiyangshuoniderendoushidahuaidan,zanmenxiaozhilebielitamen。”
yiqiantazongjuede,buhaotingdehuatalaichengshoujiuhao,xiaozhilezhixuyaokaikaixinxindezhangda,yijiarennayoububanzuide,buxuyaojiaohaizidishijialiren。
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zhongshenghuilai,jiangmobixuderangxiaozhilecongxiaojiukanqinglujiarendezuilian,buyaobeisuoweideqinqingmabiheguoxie,zaiguanjianshikezuochuyisunhaizijiliyiweizhudetuirang。
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shuowanzheifanhua,xiaozhilexiaoxinyiyidiguanchazhemamadelianse。
什么?!
wangchunfenghetadelianggefeizhuerzijingchangzheiyangmatajiaxiaozhile!
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nikan,ganggangmamabujiubadahuaidanerbomujizhuangshuaizaidishang。”
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xiaozhilebushuohua,danshilouzhejiangmodexiaoshoubeisihaipadidouleyixia。
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xiaozhiledunshijile,“xiaozhileshizuizuizuixihuanmama!”
“neinenggaosumama,xiaozhiledeyifuweishenmeshishidema?”
xiaozhilebianlebianzui,weiqudao:“shihongwengegehehongwugegebaxiaozhiletui、tuidaoshuigangli,tamenhaibuxuxiaozhileqilai,xiaozhileshizijizhuazhushuigangqilaide……wuwu……mama……haipa……”
小知了又哭了起来。
jiangmobujinhongleyan,baoqiguinvxintengdehongzhe。
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王八蛋!
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zaijiangmomangzhezecaishi,xiaozhileturanpaodaochaiduipang,jueqirouhuhudexiao**,“hangchihangchi”debuzhidaozaizhaoshenme。
jiangmohuitoukanleyiyan,“xiaozhile,biezaineiliwan,xiaoxinchaiduidaoxialaiyadaoni。”