xiaoyiyikanjiushilaizhebushan，zhendonglezhenggeshanzhai。
yizhenjicudejiaobushengxiangqi，suoyoudeshanzeifangxiashouzhongdeshiqing，quanbuxiangzhaimenkouyonglai。
buduoshi，zhaimenqianyijingzhanmanleren，tizhebingqi，xiongsheneshadekanzheneinianqingxiaozi。
kandaotazhiyouyigerenzhihou，shanzeimenhenshichayi，buganxiangxin，jingranyirenduchuangheihuzhai。
erqiehaishiyigeruchouweigandexiaozi。
这人活腻了？
zhongshanzeimenhenshinamen，zhijuedezheiruchouweigandexiaozihengaoxiao，pabushigeshazi，youhuozheshitingduolepingshu，yigerenlaixingxiazhangyi。
huoxuyoudianshili，kezheimenianqing，jiusuanliandeshiwulinjuedingshengong，shiliyounenggaodaonaliqu？
zhaizhucengyihuningxiaoyisheng：“wuneixiaozi，nishilaizhaosideme？”
xiaoyixienita，lenghedao：“tinghaole，xiaoyejiaoxiaoyi，jinritedilaiquerdengdexingming！”
cengyihuwenyandanu：“yuanlaishigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozi！woheihuzhaisuibushishenmelongtanhuxue，queyebushiniyigerennengchuangde！haiganzaizheilidayanbucan，zhenshizixunsilu！”
“xiongdimen！doujiwoshang！”
cengyihushuaileshuaishoulidezhangqiang，doulejigeqianghua，dashouyihui，daizheyiqunshanzeichongleshanglai。
嗤嗤嗤！！
xiaoyizhendingziruo，jiaoxiayihua，shouzhongzhangdaohuaguopilian，shandianbanhengsao，zhitingdesanshengcanjiao，sangeshoudangqizhongdeshanzeiyihunguihuangquan。
neicengyihukanqilaishigelumanghanzi，quehenyinxian，shilizheshiburuo，zaiwulinzhongzenmeshuoyesuanshierliu，chenzhexiaoyijiejuesangeshanzeidejianxi，dihouyisheng，yinxiandeyiqiangzhaxiataleixia，xiangshayigechuqibuyi。
jingfengpumian，shaqishizu。zꓶ
xiaoyiyiranshimianbugaise，zhangdaoyitai，yizhen，dangdeyishengqingyijiapianduifangdezhangqiang。
cengyihuzhiganjuejiakaizijizhangqiangdebushiren，ershiyizhilaohu，liliangdadechuqi，hukoujuzhen，jingshiyijingbeisilie，haimeidengtafanyingguolai，xiaoyidongruotuotubanpulai，zhangdaoyici，kuairuoshanxiancixiangtaxiongkou。
噗嗤！
daofengchuanguoxiongtang，shunshiyijiao，jiaosuilexinzangdetongshitongletouxinliang。
“haokuaidedao！haoqiangdadeliliang！zheixiaozideshili，zhipabuxiayuchaoyiliudegaoshou，zhongridayan，quebeiyanzhuoxialeyan！”
cengyihuzhiganjueyanqianyihua，xiongkouyiliang，kuaidetagenbenmeifanyingguolai，xiayikehunshenliqijiukuaisuliushi，yangtianjiudao，chouchulejixiameileshengxi。
yanjianshilizuiqiangdezhaizhubeixiaoyiyidaojieguolexingming，zhongshanzeixinzhongkuangzhen，dunshimingbai，zheixiaoziwugonggaodeheren，yiyongershangcaiyoujihuishaleta。
“dianzizhashou！bingjianzishang！”
yourendahouyisheng，yibangshanzeihuhezhechongleshanglai。
“hahaha，laidehao！”
xiaoyiyiqifengfa，tizhezhangdaogushenyirenchongjinlerenqunzhizhong。
铛铛铛铛！
sizhouzhuduobingqixilai，xiaoyichantouyidaojiudingdingdangdanggekaisuoyoubingqi，jinjiezhezhangdaoyizhen，zhanzhuanlianji、jisulingli、shencuidaowang，daosuirenzhuan，shirupozhu。
sao、pi、bo、xue、lve、nai、zhan、tu……
shierhengsao，shierchuanci，badaoxionghen，lianpidaiza，zhuanyanjian，dishangjiudaoledaliangdeshiti，xianxuehengliu，jingkuangcanlie。
呼呼呼~~
zhitingdaozhangdaoxianqijingfeng，yunhanzhekaibeilieshidelidao，haosimenghuruyangqun，zaicengcengdiediederenqunzhonghengchongzhizhuang，meiyizhaomeiyishidouyaoqurenxingming。
yigeci——dakaishajie！
wanruogouhunyanluojianglinrenjianlaishougeshengming。