第3章接着忽悠
“wudiheiyazisongchuchaojihuojian200，zhubonizhenshilanghuo，juranzhennenghuyoudashengmaimeng，aileaile！”
“pu，dashengsuiranwaibiaokanqilaixiong，danmeixiangdaoneilijingranzheimedaimeng，fanchahaoda。”
“dashengqueshihenkeai，zhishi......e，kanqilaihaoxiangbutaicongmingdeyazi......”
dashengdemaimeng，shidezhibojiandanmuheliwudeshuliangbaozeng，zhangminglangduicixiaokailehuaer。
yincitabujinyizhaochengnuojiangtaozihexiangjiaoweijilesunwukong，bingqiehaiewaijiangliletayizhixiangpenpendeshaoji。
yushijinkaoyizhishaoji，zhangminglangjiuchenggongfuhuolesunwukongde“fangxin”。
daozuihou，liangrenshenzhichengxiongdaodiqilai，zhangminglangjiaosunwukongkongge，sunwukongjiaozhangminglangerdi。
niyiju，woyiju，liaodeshixiangdanghai。
zhishizheihuamian，quezhenjingdaolezhengzaiguankanzhibodechiguaqunzhongmen......
“wudiheiyazisongchushenshuiyulei99，zhuboshiwojianguode，weiyiyigedankaohuyoujiunengheqitiandashengchengxiongdaodide，666niu！”
“zhubozheicaozuojianzhifeiqi！wokannibiejiaodalangle，zhijiegaimingjiaodahuyoudele，buguoniqingdianhuyoua，biebawomendashengdetuijihuyouquele。”
“zeze，zhubohaizhenshibaguajiedeyigunishiliu，jingranlianwomendanchunkeaidedashengdouhuyou。zhaowokana，zheixiyoulidezhongren，bengguanshenxianhaishiyaoguai，pashidouyaozaoyanglou！”
danmuli，zhongguaminfenfenshua“zhuboqingdianhuyou”，kandezhangminglangzijidoujuedeshifenhaoxiao。
zhishizhengdangtayaoshenwasunwukongdebaguashi，yidaokonglingdenanyinturancongtoudingchuanlai——
“zheiweishizhu，nishiheren？zheilishifomenjindi，haiqingkuaikuailikai。”
shunzheshengyinwangqu，zhijianyigeshenpichihongjiasha，toudingjinseyuangu，jingdaiyinsefozhudetutouheshang，chizhefaqicongtianerjiang。
zhangminglangkanzhekongzhongfeiren，mudengkoudai，xinlishuaping。
erzhibojianguaminmendefanying，hetajianzhiyimoyiyang。
“wodigeqinnianga，neiheshangjuranhuifei！zhenxuankule，chumenjueduifangbiandeyipi！”
“shenmeheshang，renjiajiaojintoujiedi，shikanshoudashengdewufangdalishenzhiyi，wenmangani！”
“zheishimingfuqishizidaiguanghuandenanren！nimenkantanaodaihoumiandeguangyun，laozidetaihejingouyandoukuaibeishanxiale！”
jintoujiedideturanchuxian，chengweileyinranzhibojiandelingwaiyigebaodian。
yinweijinguandajiadouzhidaozheishixiyou，danmeiqinyanjiandao，genbentihuibudaoxiyoudeshenqi。
zhiboneiduandezhongguaminshizheiyang，zhangminglangyetongyangshizheiyang。
kanzhecongtianerjiangdeqiguaiheshang，zhangminglangzheicaizhenqieganshoudao，xianzai，tazhendeshizaixiyou！
“zheiweishizhu，haiqingkuaikuailikai，zheilibushinigailaidedifang！”jianzhangminglanglengshen，jintoujiediyuqijiazhong，shenseyeyouxiejinzhang。
yanshenshanshuo，xiangshihenpazhangminglangjixudaizaizheili。
zhangminglangjianzhuang，limalianxiangdaoleganggangsunwukonghetaxianliaoshishuodehua。
sunwukongshuo，jintianshitabeiguanyazaiwuzhishanxiadezuihouyitian。
jiranruci，kanneiheshangjipodeshense，neishibushishuoming......
唐三藏快要出现了？
xiangdaozheigekeneng，zhangminglangjingxidedengdaleshuangyan。
“zheiwei......pusa？baoqian，wobuzhizheilishijindi，wozheijiuzou。”zhangminglangxiaozheduijintoujiedishuodao。
zhuanshendijisunwukongyigewunaideyanshenhou，zaihouzhebushedemuguangzhonglikai。
zhishizhangminglangbingmeiyouzhendezou，ershizoulebuyuanjiuduojinlefujindecaocongzhong，shiyongyinshenshu，anzhongguanchayihouyirendeyijuyidong。
打算来个守株待兔。
“gewei，zhubogumotangsanzangyaochuxianle，youmeiyouxiangkantangsanzangdexiaohuobaner？youdehuaqingzaizhibojiankou1。”
“zhubojiexialai，jiuyaoweidajiazhibosunwukongtaoliwuzhishan，yutangsanzangshituxiangjiandeganrenhuamian。”
“yaoshiyoubeigandongdaodexiaohuoban，daoshihoujidezaidanmushangshuabo‘leimu’，rangzhubokandaonimen。”
zhangminglangqiaomimidezhushizheliangren，zhuantouduizhexunijingtouxiaoshengshuodao。
“wonanshenyaochuxianle，buzhidaowonanshenshibushixiangdianshishangyandeneimeshuai！”
“dadengpaosongchuchaojihuojian50，renjiandapaosongchubieshu100......”
“zhubodadajiayou，yaoshininengrangtangsanzangbiaoyanchangqingge，wojiujinishua521ge‘shuijingzhilian’！”
zhangminglangbeidajiadeliwu**derexuefeiteng，duijingtoubileyigeojbkdeshoushi。
zhishizhengyaokaikou，jiujiandanmuxiangfengleyiyang，kaishishua“woyaobeishuaisile”。
yishidaoshenme，zhangminglangturanzhuanhuitou。
jiujianbuyuanchuyigeshencaigaotiao，shenpihongsejiasha，toudaipilumaodeheshangchuxian。
“zheishuaidediaozhadejiahuo......jingranshitangseng？！”kanzhejunmeidebuxianghuadetangsanzang，zhangminglangrenbuzhubaolejucukou。
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