第6章自动变色
“anjing，douanjing，nimenzheibangjiahuo，daodihaixiangbuxiangkanmeinanzile？zaiganpenwo，xiaoxinwozhijieguanzhibo。”zhangminglangjianbangyibao，xiezheyanjing，hengleliangshengshuodao。
wokeshilizhiyaochengweisanjiediyigouzidenanren，haizhibulenimenle？
zheihuayichu，dajiaguoranjinruohanchan，huafengdoulailege360°dazhuanbian。
shuazhubodahuyoudequandouxiaoshibujian，danmudoubianchengle“zhubobuyaoa”。
“zhubodada，womenkeshinititieyounuanxindexiaokeai，nirenxinshanghaiwomenma？”
“dadahaoshuai，zhiyaonijixuzhibo，wofashi，zaiyebuzaibeihoushuonihuaihuale！”
“jidantiaogutousongchufeiji30，dada，buyaoa，meiyoulenanshendeshengshimeiyan，wowanshanghuishuibuzhede！”
kanzhedanmu，fanbaiweishengdezhanglangluchuleshenglizhedexiaorong，dangjijiuqifanerle，kaiqiletucaomoshi。
“kandaoninanshendeshengshimeiyan，niquedingniwanshangnengshuizhe？”
“wozenmejuezhefandaoshinikanjianle，caishuibuzheni。”
“didi，xiaoxinyingyanggenbushang，jianyiduoheyingyangkuaixian。”
zhanglangzheihuayichu，zhibojianjitichenmoyimiao，dansuiji，xianshizaipingmushangdebaiseziti，tongtongbianleyanse。
“zhubozheihuadexinxiliang，youdiandaa，yikanjiushiyougushidenanren！”
“laotiemen，qingwenshihuangseheshi，haishiziseheshia？wojiujiele......”
“shuangshoudazi，yishiqingbai！zhubodada，wozhenshiwugude。”
“niwugu？saonian，nideyansezaoyijingchumailenidexin。”
“wohuaiyizhubozaikaiche，bingqieyouquezaozhengju，suoyiqingzhubolimahewomenzouyitang。”
houmianzhibojiandechesuyuebiaoyuekuai，congyuanlaide40zhijiebiaodaole120。kandaozuihou，jiulianzhanglangzheigelaosijidouchadianerdangchangyunche，zhihuzhaojiabuzhu。
suishuoyinweiyouxitongzheigebugzai，tadezhibojianbuhuimianlinbeifengdengwenti。
danouerkaikaichekeyi，zhijiegaoyansejiubuhaole。
他可是正经人来着！
jiaohuaizuguoweilaihuaguduodeshi，takebuhuizuo。
yincizhangminglangganmangchuyan，zhizhilezheicidaxingdebiaochehuodong。
“xingle，buhenimenchepile，xiangkanbenshuigedujiazhuanfangtangsengdeqingjushou，doujugaodiana。haiyou，huashuoshinagexiaokeaishuoxiangkantangsengchangqinggelaizhe？zhiyaoliwudaowei，limajiuanpai。”
yitingnengkandaotangsengdedujiazhuanfang，zhibojianderenlimafengle。
liwukakakajiushishua，genbuyaoqianside，bayuanbendedanmudouyanmeile。
“shulihuasongchubieshu5，wowowo，zhubokanwo，woyaokan！”
“yizhiduxiusongchuyulei25，haiyouwohaiyouwo，woyaokannanshen。”
“ganmaoliubitisongchufeiji70，nanshennanshenwoaini，jiuxianglaoshuaidami。”
“xiaotangdousongchuchaojihuojian5，wowo，shiwoshuailang！shiwoshuode！zhiyaonanshenchangle，521geshuijingzhilianlimadaowei。”
beiliwubaoweideziweimeizizi，yushizhanglangduijingtoubileyigeokdeshoushihou，jiechuleshenshangdeyinshenshu。
duiyuyinshenshu，zhanglangyouyidianfeichangnamen。
neijiushijirantayinshenhou，bierenkanbudao，yinciyuanzeshanglaishuo，zhengzaiguankanzhiboderenyeyinggaikanbudaocaidui。
danqiguaijiuqiguaizai，yinshenhoudetanengtaoguosunwukongdehuoyanjinjing，queduijingtouneiduandeguanzhongmenyinbuleshen。
tazhiqianshenmeyanger，yinshenhouguanzhongkandaode，yijiushishenmeyanger，yidiandoumeibian。
zheiniantou，jiulianyinshenshudouxuehuishuangbiaole？
简直就是离谱！
buguocishidezhangminglangquemeiyouxianxinbaogenwendi，biqizheigewenti，haishicengtangsengderedutagengganxingqu。
yushi，shounahuatong，zhangminglangweixiaozhezouxianglebuyuanchudetangsengerren。
“ai？erdi，nijuranhaizai？zhenshitaihaole！”
jianzhangminglangbingweilikai，sunwukonglimabengbengtiaotiaowangtashenbianpaoqu。lianshangdebiaoqing，bijiandaotangsengdouqin，xiaodedounengkandaoxiaoshele。
danjiuzaisunwukongzhunbeijizhangminglangyigedadadeyongbaoshi，quebeizhangminglanglinghuodeduokaile。
zhijiantaduochu2miyuan，caishanxiaoleliangsheng，kanzhesunwukongkaikou。
“kongge，wozhidaonigaoxing......danhaiqingbiechongdong。bijingniyijingzhengzheng500nianmeixiguozaole，zheishenshangdeweidaonanmian......keke，nidongde。”
zhangminglangjinliangshizijidehuatingqilaiweiwanxie，yinweisunwukongshenshangneiweidao，yibanrendoushoubule。
yikaojin，neiqiweijiugenyoushengmingside，pinmingwangnibizilizuan。
直冲天灵盖！
zhiqianyinweibeiwuzhishanyazhe，suoyiweidaosuichong，danhaizaichengshoufanweizhinei。
ranerxianzaizheiweidao，danchundechouyijingbuzuyixingrongle，zaihekongqijiechuhou，tachanshenglemouzhonghuaxuefanying。
辣眼睛！
“hahaha，womendashengbeixianqile，xintengwulidashengyimiao。”
“dashengbuku，mamatengni！”
“dashengweiququ，biaoshiyaochiyoushuiyounenyouruanyouxiangtiandetaozi，cainengbushengqi。”
“loushang，niquedingnixingrongdeshitaozi？erbushi......”
“wohuaiyinimenzaigaoyanse，yicheyouju！”
danmulideguayoumen，langzhelangzheyoukaishiyanzhongwailou。
zhangminglangjiuxiangbutongle，mingmingzhishiyigepuputongtongdetaozi，tamennaerlaideneimeduoxini？
真是群戏精！
ertingdaozheihua，duimiansunwukonglenglexia，xiayishizaishenshangxiulexiu，suijidaxiaochusheng。
“erdia，zhenshibuhaoyisi，rangnijianxiaole。zhuyaoshizheiweidaoanlaosunzijiwenle5bainian，zaojiuxiguanle。”
“suoyibaoqian，baoqianleerdi，nibiejianguai。zheiyang，niheshifuzaizheierdengan，anlaosunququjiuhui！“
shuozhe，sunwukongjiangshixianluozaiyipangdetangsanzangshenshang。
“shifu，zheishiwoerdi，mingjiaozhangminglang。tuerxianqufujindeheliququshenshangdeweidao，niheerdizaizheilianxindengan，anhenkuaihuilai。”
huayingangluo，jiujiansunwukongyigefanshen，xiaoshizaierrenmianqian。
“这......”
meijianguorucishentong，tangsanzangdangjikandelengzhu。dengfanyingguilaishi，xinzhongdanxindeganjuecaishanglai。
“wukong，wukong......”
takaishiduizhesizhouhetiankongdashenghuhuan，raner，bingmeiyourenhuiyingta。
jianzhuang，zhangminglangzhidaoshishihougaitashangchangle。yushitazhenglexiafaxing，juzheshouzhongjincancandehuatong，jiangqisongdaotangsanzangzuibian。
zuijiao，manmanfuxianchucaifangshi，caihuichuxiandezhuanshuweixiao，yanjingweimi。
“zheiweigaoseng，tingkonggeshuonishitadeshifu，neimeqingwen......nipingshizuixihuanchishenmezhaicaini？qiujieda。”
哗！
直播间，炸了！