第1章 懵逼醒来

“娘——”

touyunmuxuanjian,erbianchuanlaiyizhenjinghuangwucuodekuhansheng。

beichaodeyouxietoutengdeguqianfeilidixiankaileyisiyanpi,yinyuekandaoleyizhangjunyidexiaoliandan,renbuzhuzhoulezhoumei。

sheijiadehaizi?zheimenaoteng!

tamimihuhudixiangzhe,yanpigandaoyouxiechenzhong,renbuzhuzaicibishangleyan……

xiayimiao,guqiandouranzhengkaileyan,yishuangheibaifenmingdetaohuayandengdedadade,buganzhixindikanzhemianqianyishenhuipupudexiaonanhai!

yishijian,liangrendayandengxiaoyan。

mengruobaimengdizhuazhuletadeyixiu,yixiazizhuangjinguqianhuaili,shengyinyouxiehoupadihandao:“niang,nizhongyuxingle!wojiuzhidaonimeisi!”

guqianmudengkoudaidikanzhejinjinbaozhutadexiaonanhai,huanshileyiquanzhouweidejingxiang,naozhongdunshiwengwengzuoxiang,zuichunyouxiezhandoudao:“ni、nishei?nijiaowoshenme?!”

tafenmingjide,zijiyinweilianxujinxinglewuchangdaxingshoushu,caolaoguodudaozaileshoushushimenkou!zenmeyixinglaishijiedoubianlegeyang,haiduolegeerzi?!

wenyan,mengruobaiyizheng,taitoudingzheta,yizhangxiaolianbengdejinjinde,sisididingzheguqiandeshenqing,zhidaoquerenguqianbushijiazhuangdehou,yankuangturankaishifanhong。

娘不记得他了!

suiranpingshiniangbutengaita,shenzhibazanghuozhonghuodoujiaojitagan,haibuyunxutashangxuetang……keshi,tabijingshitadeniangqina!tazenmenengwangleta?!

mengruobaideshenzikaishijuliedizhandouqilai,yanligengshirenbuzhuzaxiayanleilai。

kanzhemianqiandexiaonanhaiyaozhechun,shenzizhandou、bufachukushengdeyangzi,zheijianzhibikunaohairangtatouda。

guqianyizhenshouzuwucuo,wunaizhixia,zhihaojiangtayibayongzaihuaili,dongzuojiangyingershengshude,yixiaxiapaizhetadebei,hongdao:“bie、biekulea……”

huailidexiaonanhaishenziyijiang,danmeiyouzhengzha。

jingguoguancha,guqianyishidaoleyigeshishi,takenengzaiguolaosihou……chuanyuedaolebierendeshentili!

gengzaogaodeshi,tahaimeiyouyuanzhudejiyi!

yishijian,guqianyouxieyukuwulei。

guqianbenshixiandaizhumingdezhongxiyishuangzhuanjia,yixindoupuzaizuanyanyixue、jiuzhibingrenshang。xianzaijuranchuanyuedaozheirenshengdibushudeyishi,haichenglehaizitaniang?mingyunzhiyuzheimehetakaiwanxiaoma!

guqiantanlekouqi,paizhexiaonanhaidebei,chuimouqingshengdao:“niangqinzhuanghuailenaodai,wangjixieshiqing。ninenggaosuniangqinma?”

mengruobaiyankuangtonghong,xiaoshenbanbengdezhizhide,yandiyouxiemimang。

yuanlai,niangqintashiyile,suoyicaiduitaneimewenrouma?danshi,zheiyangdeniangqin,tahaoxihuana……

mengruobaichouyezhekailekou。

congtadelingsandehuazhong,guqiandagaituicechulezheixiaonanhaishi“ta”deerzimengruobai,haizidefuqinshentibuhaozhinengdaizaijiali,yijiyuanshenshigewulaipopinvdengdengdexinxi。

tingzhetingzhe,guqianhuranyishidaoleyigewenti。tamolemohounaoshangyikuaizhongkuai,yanshenweilengdao:“neinizhidao,niangqinweishenmehuihunmima?”

“buzhidao……”mengruobaiyaoleyaotou,dao:“woshangshankanchaihuilai,jiukandaoniangqindaozaizheilile。”

kanchai?guqianyileng,muguangkandaolemengruobaibeihoudebeilou,limianzhuangzhexuduomuchai,kanqilaijiuhenzhongdeyangzi。

zheimexiaodehaizijiurangtayigerenshangshankanchai?!zheijianzhishinvedaia,yuanzhusuanshenmemuqin!

guqianrenbuzhuyouxielianxi,taishouquxialemengruobaishenhoudebeilou。

fangdaoyibianshi,tahurankandaoleyikuaibeisipodebuliaoheyigebeichelanledekongqiandaidiaozaishenpangdesuishishang,talikeditoukanlekan,guoranzaizijidezhijiafenglizhaodaolexianweiwudecunzai。duibihou,querenlejiushizheikuaibuliaodexianwei!

guqiandeyanshenlenglexialai,mianwubiaoqingdijiangzheikuaisuibuliaozuanzaileshouxinli。

chajuedaotashenshangchuanlaidelengyi,mengruobaixiaolianyibai,xiayishizhuazhuleguqiandeyijiao。

guqianweiweiyileng,mangshoulianlelengse,ditoukanzhemengruobai,wenshengdao:“ke……xiaobai,nizhidaoyousheichuanzheizhongyifuma?”

tatankaishouxin,mengruobaikuaikuaidisaoleyiyan,ditoumenshengdao:“lishenzi。”

wenyan,guqiantiaoletiaomei,youxiejingya,meixiangdaozheihaizideguanchahejiyilizheimelihai。

tazhanqileshen,yishoulinqilezhuangmuchaidebeilou,yishoulazhemengruobai,ditouxiaomimidao:“nei,xiaobaikeyidainiangqinquzhaolishenzima?”

kanzhemianqianwanquanbutongwangrideniangqin,haibangtanalebeilou,mengruobaidexinzhongjingyouyisiqiexi,shenzhiananxiwangniangqinnengyizhixiangbuqilaiyiqiandeshi。

taguaiguaididianlediantou,lingzheguqianxiangshanjiaoxiadecunzhuangzouqu。

——

“是这里吗?”

guqianzhanzaiyuanziqianwendao,kanmengruobaidianlediantou,yushidao:“xiaobaizaizheilidengxiahaoma,niangyouxieshiyaohelishenzitantan。”

“hao……”mengruobaichuixialetou,shengyinyouxiemenmenbule。

kanzhetademoyang,guqianjiunengcaidaoyuanzhucengyouduoelie,xianglaigaoaodanbodeguqiancishijinggewainaixin,molemotadetoudao:“niangqinhenkuaijiuchulai,hexiaobaiyiqihuijia。”

anfuhaolehaizi,guqianzaiyuanmenqianzhanding,taishouqiaoxianglemen。

mendakaideshunjian,bianzhizhizhuangshanglechuanzheguqianshouzhongsuozhuasuibuliaodeyifudezhongnianfunv,lishen。

lishenkandaoguqiandeshihou,yanjingyideng,manshihuangzhanghehaipa,hedejianshengdahan,“guia!”

qiaozhetazuozeixinxudeyangzi,guqianqingxiaoyisheng,yanmoubinglengeryoushen,yiziyijumanyouyoudao:“lishen,nizaipashenmeni?”

kanzheguqiancanbaifahuidelianse,yijineiguiyidelengxiao,lishenzaidataiyangdixiahechuleyishenlenghan,jiaoxialianlianhoutui!

“ni、nibieguolai!”taxinxudidajiao。

“嚷嚷什么呢?”

yuanlituranchuanlailesheng,zhijianyiminglaozhehezhongniannanzizoulechulai。

lishendezhangfubunaifandao:“chaoshenmechao,doudaraowohecunzhangshuohuale!”

laocunzhangkanleyanlishen,youkanlekanguqian,zhoulezhoumei,yansudao:“guangtianhuarizhixia,nalilaidegui!”

guqiantiaomei,manbujingxindao:“zheininkedewenlishenle,zenmejianzhewojiuhangui,mobushizuoleshenmekuixinshi?”

cunzhangdehuaranglishenlianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,ditoukandaoguqianjiaoxiadeyingzi,xinzhongyijing,lianmangdao:“mei、mei,wozheibushibeiheleyitiaoma。”

shuozhe,tahenhendidengleguqianyiyan,yaoyadengtadao:“mengjianiangzizheifumoyang,nageqiaojianlebubeiheyitiao!”

tingzhelishendehua,cunzhangzheicaizhuyidaoleguqianyishenzangxixideyangzi,zhoumeiwendao:“mengjiaxifu,nizheishi?”