lichachamudenggoudai，huiguoshenlai，limashuangshouhuanxiong。
ranerzheibingmeiyoushenmeluanyong，neizhibuzhidaoweishenmeturanshangzhuadebaozi，haishiyicunyicundebatashenshangsuoyoudezhebiwuquandousichenglebutiaoertiaoer。
wanlehairaozhetalailaihuihuidezhuan，zhuanleliangquanershangxianbugou，haixiankailetachouhonghongdezhangtoufakantadebozi。
chachajianzhishiyaofengle——zheizhibaozixiangganma！
lailaihuihuideraozhetazhuan，nanbuchengtashizaixiangtashenshangnakuairougenghaochiyidianma！
“nibushibuluolidecixing。”
buluolidecixing，douhuiyongheishitangshangbuluoduyoudeyinji，ertashenshangganganjingjing，shenmeyinjidoumeiyou。tabujinbushitamenbuluolidecixing，yebushiqitabuluolidecixing。
chachabushuohua，wanquanbuxiangdalinike。
buyoufenshuodesiletayifu，wanlehaizhuangruowuqishi，bujinyijubaoqiandoumeiyou，juranhaimomingqimiaodeshuotabushibuluolidecixing？
丫的脑子有病吧！
chachahenfennu，fennuzhihou，jiushijiezhongerlaideweiqu。
yijiaodiejinchoushuigou，chuanlaizheimeyigeguidifang，shenshangfashaochouhonghongdebushuo，haiyaorenshoulaizishourendexiuru？
tazheishizaoleshenmeniea！
“咕噜噜……”
dupikongdangdangdejiaohuanleyisheng，lichachazuijiaoyichou。dui，zuoweiyigechihuo，tazuiweiqudejiushihaimeichifan！
nikeyanzhengzhengdekanzhebaishengshengdexiaocixingyaoyaqiechidezhamao，qilaiqiquqideduzigugujiao，momingde，youxiexiangxiao。
shishishangtayezhendeshixiaolexia，qingkeyisheng，shuo，“woqudalie。”
ng，daliezhiqian，dexianchonggelengshuizao。
tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguoyounagecixing，nengbaichengtazheiyangde。neishennenshengshengdepi，haoxiangshaoweiyiyonglijiunengwuqingyipian。guaibudetayaopiyicengqiguaidedongxi，yuanlaishipahuashangleziji。
nikezifajichachazhaozuliyou，wanyaohuachengbaozi，feikuaidepaolechuqu。
chachahenglesheng，ziguzishengmenqi。
qilaiqiqumeibiedebanfa，zhinengtankouqi，daliangsizhou。
gangbeinikediujinshandongdeshihou，tabeizhebao，genbenganjuebudaoshenxiadedongxi。
xianzaiyikan，nikedewo，shigeaoxiaqudedayuankeng。dagaibanmishen，pumanleshoupi。yangpiniupilupishenmede，doushishicaodongwudepi。
chachajiuqiyikuaiguozaishenshang，songkouqi，zongsuanyoulediananquangan。
dengtianliangle，tayidingyaoxiangbanfabazheixieshoupizuochengyifu。buranzhendeshitaixiuchile。
zhengxiangzhe，pudeyisheng，zhongwuluodi。
yitouxiaoyangdaozaichachayanqian，youqiwulimieyisheng，duanqierle。
nikehunshenshidadade，diuxiaduanqidexiaoyanghou，jiangyigeleisiyudongwutougaigudedongxidijichacha，“heshui。”
chachajieguolai，dingzheneibanlatougaigulilitouqingchedexishuikanleyiyan，yaoyaoya，heleyikou。
nikesihushixiaolexia，zuoxialai，liangchufenglidezhuazi，cilayisheng，huapolexiaoyangdedupi。
yiduichangzireqitengtengdegunleyidi，chachaoudeyisheng，ganghedaoduzilideshuiyouyuanfengbudongdetulechulai。benlaima，hetougaigulideshuijiuyijingsuanshitatiaozhanziwole，zaiyikanzheixuexingchangmian，nagerendezhu。
qifenlengleyixia，chachaheheganxiaoliangsheng，“yinggaishishengbingdeyuanyin，wenzhexing，hehe，wenzhexing。”