“得瑟的小老板。”
zhoumiaotongjiaoxiaoyisheng，zuoshanglefujiashi，yibiandaliangzhechelizhanxindeneishi，yibianhewensanyufenxiangzhezijidexiyue。
“zuowanyujiazhibodeshihou，pengshangleyigetuhao，jitadashanglesanshiwandeliwuni，zhijierangyujiahaiqingleqiankuan。”
zhoumiaotongshuowan，youzhouzhehaokandeliumeidao：“buguozheigetuhaodeidhaoqiguai，jiaoshenmejiefu，zenmeganjueshizaizhanwobianyini。”
“shima？shuobudingshiyouqianrendeequweini，haha。”
wensanyubuganzaizheigewentishangshenliao，danxinbeizhoumiaotongjichaichuan。
zhoumiaotongdexingzi，sihubuxiqiancai，fouzeyebuhuijujueleneimeduofuerdaidezhuiqiu，wensanyubuquedingzijixianzaibaolushenfen，shifouhuizhaozhizhoumiaotongdeyane。
yuqimaozheiyangdefengxian，momojiyubangzhu，fandaoshigegenghaodexuanze。
yushi，wensanyumangzhuanyihuatidao：“juhuidejiudianzainaer？”
“shizhongxin，laiyinjiudian。”
zhoumiaotongsuikouyingleyiju，shuowanquefaxianwensanyumianseguguai。
wensanyumingxiadechanyehenduo，duodaozijidoubujideyounaxiechanye，yinxiangli，zheijiaquanshizuihaodewuxingjijiudian，sihuyeshitamingxiadechanyelaizhe。
liangrendidajiudianhou，menkoupiaoliangdeyingbinxiaojiejiemashangyingleshanglai，limaodexunwendao：“huanyingguanglin，qingwenliangweixuyaoshenmebangzhu？”
haimeilaidejikaikou，buyuanchuyigezhongnianpangzi，yijingkuaibuzouleguolai，gezheshumijulibianshenchushuangshou，reqingdao：“zheiweixiangbijiushimiaotongdenanpengyou，wensanyuwenzongba！jiuyangjiuyang。”
zhoumiaotongzaiyipangnamen：“laoban，nizenme……qinzixialaile？”
tazaigongsishanglejinianban，doumeixiangshouguolaobanzhaoxianzhiqinzilaijiededaiyu。
“wenzongnianqingyouwei，youshininanpengyou，neijiushizijiaren，dangrandezhongshi。”zhaoxianzhiyiliandelisuodangran。
shuowan，youreqingdehewensanyupantanleqilai，bingzhudongjiliangrendailu，quleerlouhuichang。
zhidaosanrenlikaihou，yizhiweixiaobuyudeyingbinxiaojiejie，turandingzhewensanyudebeiyingqingshengdigudao：“zenmeganjuezheirenhaoyanshu。”
yinweilaobanreqingdaoguofendetaidu，zhoumiaotongyilushangdouhentante。
youqishidangzhaoxianzhiyishiyinianqingfuhaodeshenfen，jiangwensanyujieshaojilechangzhongsuoyoulaozonghou，zhoumiaotongdebuanbiangengjiaqiangliele。
tajuede，zijisihuzhuangdale，danwensanyuquezhishixiaozhedaquleyiju‘buda，shigexiaomubiaoeryi。’
jiezhe，biantanranziruodehezaichangsuoyourenjiaotanleqilai，yantanjuzhizhijian，hunranbujianyigexiaorenwudebeiwei，fandaogengxiangyigetianshengdedarenwu。
wensanyuzaiyingduizheixierenshi，zhoumiaotongdaduozaiyipangmomokanzhe。
zhiyoudangyigezhangxiangyounidezhongniannanrenchuxianshi，zhoumiaotongcaiyilianyanedetixingdao：
“zheishiyimeifuzhuanggongsidefuzong，jiaolizhaoming，zanmengongsizuidadepinpaihezuofang，yizhiduiwojiuchanbuxiu。”
zaizhoumiaotongjieshaoduifangshi，lizhaomingdeyishuangyanjing，jihumeiyoulikaiguozhoumiaotong。
zailizhaomingshenbian，haiguazheyigezhangxiangyaoyandenvren，cishiyeyiliandiyidekanzhezhoumiaotong。
duiyuzheizhongkuisizijilaopodenanren，wensanyubennengdedaiyouyane，shenselengmodetixingdao：“lifuzongwangnaerkanni？”
beirendangzhongchaichuan，lizhaomingdunshibuhaoyisideshouhuilemuguang，erqiewensanyuteyijiazhongde‘fu’zi，yeranglizhaominglianshangyizhen**。
jintianlaicanjiazheichangjuhuide，jihudoushigongsilaozong，weidutashigefuzong。
jibianlunshenfendiwei，lizhaomingzheigefuzong，yaobichangshangsuoyourendougao，kefuzongjiushifuzong，tadezhichengdiyuchangshangsuoyouren，zheishibuzhengdeshishi。
zhishiwangrili，dajiadouhuigujilizhaomingdeshenfen，henjimianzidejiaoshangyisheng‘lizong’。
jintianbeiwensanyujiaopo，lizhaominglianshangdunshiguabuzhule，huoyaoweiershunjianzailiangrenjianmiman。
zhishidanglizhaomingniuguotoulai，dengleyanwensanyuhou，queturanmianseguguaidao：“women……shibushizainaerjianguo？”
wensanyuxinxiayijing，yiweiduifangrenchuleziji，buyoushitandao：“lifuzongzheihuacongheshuoqi？”
zhaoxianzhizaiyipangxiaodao：“liangweidoushizuomaoyide，lizongdefuzhuangmaoyizuoderuhuorutu，wenzongdeyunjingshangmao，xiangbiyeyousuoshelie，shuobudingliangweiyiqianhaiyouguohezuoni！”
wensanyudequeheyimeiyouguohezuo，buguoneicishiyishoufudeshenfen，heyimeidedalaobanzhijiejiechu，bingmeiyoujianguolizhaoming。
fandaoshilizhaomingyileng，digudao：“yunjingshangmao？wozenmemeitingshuoguo？”
zaijingxinshidapinlejishinian，lizhaomingziwenduizheikuaidijieshangdeshangmaogongsirushujiazhen，pianpianduiyunjingshangmaoyigaibuzhi，buyougengjiahuyidedingzhulewensanyu，zongjuedezainaerjianguoduifang。
piankehou，lizhaomingturanyipainaomen，jiadalesangmenguaijiaodao。
“nishineigesongwaimaide！”
lizhaomingzaichangshangdeshenfenbudi，zheiyishengguaijiao，bujinxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang，qierangbushaorendouxinleqiba。
yushidajiakandaiwensanyudemuguang，dunshibiandeguguaiqilai，fangfokanjianlexihandewuzhong。
nengcanjiajintianzheichangjuhuide，nayigemeiyouqianwanshenjia，zaizheizhongdifang，hunjinlaiyigewaimaiyuan，bianxiandeyouweilinglei。
zhiyouwensanyuzijisonglekouqi，anziqingxinglizhaomingbingburenshiziji，buguoshizaizijijizhoumiaotongsongwaimaidetuzhong，qiahaozhuangjianleta。
erconglaimeiyanguoxidezhoumiaotongyushangzheizhongqingxing，dunshiyouxiehuangle，lianshangdejinzhangzhise，fangfoyecongyinzhengwensanyudewaimaiyuanshenfen。
zheixia，suoyourendoukaishileduiwensanyudechaofeng，zhurupianzi，xiaobailianzhileideyongcibujueyuer。
mianduizheiyimu，wensanyuziranbuweisuodong，qiangdadexinlisuzhi，rangtanenggouwushizheixienantingdehuayu。
danzhoumiaotongquejinyaozheyinya，gandaoyisifennuhewunai。
“xiaozi，congmingdianwoquanniganjingundan，buyaozaijiuchanzhouxiaojie，fouzezheijingxinshi，kemeiyouniderongshenzhidi。”lizhaomingweixiedao。
qixian，lizhaomingjiangwensanyudangchenglezijizhuiqiuzhoumiaotongdejingdi，xianzaiquedingduifangzhishigewaimaiyuanhou，dunshimeilexinsizailihui。
wenyan，wensanyuhaimeilaidejizuochuhuiying，jiutingzhoumiaotongyiranjuerandao：“shiworangwonanpengyoujiabanfuhaode，buguaita。”