diertian,wensanyuzhaochangnazhewaimai,qiaokailezhoumiaotongdefangmen。
“zuotiandejuhuishizenmehuishi?”
yijianmian,zhoumiaotongbianmanlianyunnudezhiwendao。
zuotianbeiwensanyudafazouhou,zhoumiaotongxianglezhengzhengyiwan,yemeixiangtong,mingmingzhishiwaimaiyuandewensanyu,weishenmehuirangtangtangyimeidalaobanzheimezunjing。
zhoumiaotongyinyindaiyoudichudeqingxu,rangwensanyubuandeyanleyankoushui,nachuzuowanzhaojiyizhongxiashuxiangchulaidejiekou,jieshidao。
“zhangzhiquandeerzi,shiwogaozhongtongxue,woyiqianjiuguotaerzideming,zuotianpeiwoyanyichuxi,jiushiweilehaiwozheigerenqing。”
wensanyuyiliantancheng,sihaobudanxinhuangyanbeichaichuan。
weilerangzijideliyougengyoushuofuli,wensanyutedijiaodaiguolezhangzhiquanhezhaoxianzhi,wulunzhoumiaotongruheqiuzheng,yebuhuizhidaozhenxiang。
“是吗?”
zhoumiaotongmuguangbishizhewensanyu,xiangyaocongwensanyudeyandikanchuyisiyiyang。
nvrendezhijuegaosuta,zheizhishigejiekou。
danzixixiangxiang,sihuyouzhiyouzheimeyigehelidejieshi。
wuli,yigezhangxiangyuzhoumiaotongyouqifenxiangsidenvshengyebudaodao:“jie,zheibujiushigeputongdewaimaiyuanma?nihaizhenyiweitanengshigeyiwanfuwengbucheng。”
zuoweizhoumiaotongdemeimei,zhouyujiatongyangyouzhechuzhongdewaimao,danxinggequeyuwenhedejiejiejieranbutong,daizheyisijiaoheng,kanxiangwensanyudemuguangzhong,gengdaiyouyisibuxie。
fangfoyaorangtaxiangxinwensanyushigeyiwanfuweng,bishijieshoufusongwaimaigengnanyijieshou。
“yujia,shuohuayaoyoulimao。”zhoumiaotongzeguaidao。
“哼!”
zhouyujiaquebuyiweiran,henghengzheqiangzoulewaimai。
wensanyuyebujianguai,daleshengzhaohu,bianyisongwaimaiweiyoulikaile。
xiaoyiziduidaizijidetaidusuiranhencha,danwensanyuxiangxin,zhiyaoyongai,chizaokeyiganhuaxiaoyizi。
shizaibuxing,yongjinqianganhua,yeshikeyide。
jizhoumiaotongsongwanwaimaihou,wensanyumeiyoujixugongzuo,ershiqishanglezijidexiaomaolv,huanghuangyouyoudekaixianglewaimaizhandian。
……
zhandiannei,fuzerenqianyeqiuhetadebiaodihuangqiwenzuozaimenkou,liangshuangxiaoyanjingmichengleyitiaoxian,zhayebuzhadedingzheyiweiolzhifumeinv。
yiliangrenqianbodejianshi,zheibeizihaimeijianguozheimepiaoliangdezhifumeinv,xiangyaoshangquwenwenmeinvxihuanshenmeyansedemadai,quebeiduifangyiyancuobai。
neiyanshen,jiuhaoxiangzaiwen,tamenshishenmepinzhongdehama。
“淦!”
qianyeqiufachuyishengwunengnuhou,juedingzhuanyizijidenuhuo,yushifengkuangbodazhewensanyudedianhua,zhunbeijiangduifangchoumayidun。
zheigewaimaiyuan,congyigeyueqianruzhidaoxianzai,zaohuiyicimeilai,jiedanyebujiji,ouerqiangyicidan,haiquandoushiyigezhouxingnvzide。
weici,qianyeqiudoubawensanyudegongzikouguangle,keduifangpianpianhaobuzaihu,yidianshangbandejuewudoumeiyou。
zheihuierliandalejibiandianhuadoumeirenjie,qianyeqiubuyouyaozheyaananfashi。
mingtianzaohuizaijianbudaoni,wojinibagongzikouchengfude!
zaiqianyeqiufashideshihou,wensanyufangfoxinlingganyingban,turanchuxianzailemenwai。
haoburongyijiandaozheige‘chaosimuxiang’deren,qianyeqiurenbuzhukaikouchaofengdao:“yo,fuerdailailea,jintianzenmebuzaijiaxiezhe,banileihuailezenmeban。”
huangqiwenyegenzhexiaoleqilai:“fuerdai,kuaiguolaizuozhe,kebieleizhe。”
yinweigongzikuaikouchengfudeyuangu,wensanyulaizheishangbanmeijitian,jiuxidelefuerdaitouxian。
duici,wensanyucongweiyouguojieshi,bijingcongmouzhongyiyishanglaishuo,zijipeideshangyishengfuerdai。
meiyoulihuiliangrendechaoxiao,wensanyuhuranxiangzhifumeinvzhaolezhaoshou。
qianyeqiujianzhuang,dunshilengxiao:“zenme,niyexiangwenwenzijishishenmepinzhongdehachong……”
huameishuowan,qianyeqiudeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
zhijianzhifumeinvjingzaiwensanyudeshiyixia,yigaizhiqiandegaozitai,yilianguaiqiaodezouleguolai。
qianyeqiuliangrendunshidengyuanleyan,gandaobukesiyi。
zheihaishineigegaogaozaishangdezhifumeinvma?
zheihaishineigezhiyongyanshen,jiunengwentamenshishenmepinzhonghamadelengmeirenma?
xianran,zhifumeinvcishidebiaoxian,yijingshitamendezhishimangdian。
erwensanyusihumeiyoutiliangrenkuozhanzhishimiandeyisi,jingzhixiangxiaomishuwendao:“jiaodainideshibanhaolema?”
xiaomishuyushashadishangyifenziliao,huidao:“zheigewaimaizhandianyijingmaixialaile,zheishihetong。”
weilefangbianjizhoumiaotongsongwaimai,wensanyuqianxierizibianbazheigewaimaizhandianshougoule。
yipang,jinjuliguanshangmeinvdeqianyeqiu,bingmeiyoutingjianliangrenduihua,fanerwendao:“wensanyu,zhei……shininvpengyou?”
cishicike,qianyeqiudexinqinghenfuza。
zheimepiaoliangdemeinv,juranduizheigefuerdaizheimeguaiqiao,haiyouwangfama?haiyoufalvma?
qianyeqiumanxinqijidepanzhewensanyubiaoshifouding,yushashayejichuleyigerangtamanyidedaan。
“我不是。”
zhishimeidengqianyeqiubaxinfangxialai,yushashagenzheyoulaileyiju:“wohaipeibushangwendong!”
嘶!
牙疼!
zheitamashishenmeshenqizhankai,bushijiubushi,peibushangshijigeyisi?
qianyeqiuyijingchedilingluanle,biaoshikanbudongjintiandewensanyu。
danhuangqiwendenaohuilurengzaixiaomishushenshang,tingdaoliangrenbushiqinglv,xinsidunshihuoyueleqilai。
“fuerdai,bazheimeinvjieshaoworenshixia,yihouwozhaozheni,zenmeyang?”
huangqiwenjuedezijizuoweizhanzhangdebiaodi,shuohuahaisuanyoudianfenliang,danwensanyuquebulita,zhishijiangshoulidehetongdijileqianyeqiu。
zheixia,huangqiwenlianshangdunshiguabuzhule,shengsejulidao:“wensanyu,nihaixiangbuxiangzaizheierganle?xinbuxinwoyijuhua,nijiudegundan。”
wensanyuzheicaikanlehuangqiwenyiyan,yinyongduifangdehuayudao:“neinixinbuxinwobuyongshuohua,nijiudegundan。”
“切!”
huangqiwenlengxiaoyisheng,yongdamuzhizhizheqianyeqiudao:“zheikeshiwobiaoge……”
“huangqiwen,nibeijiegule。”
黄奇文:“???”
zheizhankai……buduijinga!
qianyeqiushuowanyebujieshi,jianghetongfangdaohuangqiwenyanqian。
dengdaohuangqiwenzhongyukanwanlezheifenshougouxieyihou,zhijuenaodaiyihuang,chediyunleguoqu。