第一章险些丧命
dangnianwodiejiayipinruxi，chigewotoudouhenbudebaichengbabanerfenbadun。woniangjialiquefujiayifang，duoshaorentapolefushangdemenjianzhiweitiqinquwoniang。
waizufuhewaizumuzhiyouwoniangyiweiqianjin，natadangbaobeisidechongzhe，duidaitadeqinshinanengcaolv。
zhongyuzaiqiantiaowanxuanhou，waizufukanzhonglewodiezheigeqiongxiucai，shuotaweirenlaoshi、zuoshihoudao，kendingbuhuikuidaiwoniang。
wodiezheibeiziganshenmedoubuling，jiuhuinianshuhehongnvren。dantanianlezheimeduonianshu，haishilvkaobuzhong，daoyongyizhangqiaozui，piandewoniangduitasixintadi。
chengqinhou，wodieledezaiwowaizufujiazhuzhe，chenglezhuixu，haizaiwoniangdegulixia，kaozhongjinshi。
sanjiadijiuming，neijiaoyigechunfengdeyi。
raner，kaoqujinshibingfeiyiweizhejiunengdangdaguan。houlaiwodietuorendatingxiaoxi，dezhitabeifenpeidaobeifangyigeqiongxiandangzhubu，mandamansuanyezhishigejiupinzhimaguan，dangjixinhuiyileng，quqiuwaizufu。
haozaiwaizufuxinshan，yeburenxinrangwonianggenzhequqiongxiangpirangshouku，yushidasuanhuayinzijiwodiejuangehaoguan。
zhikexi，tianyoubucefengyun。
jiuzaiwaizufunayinzizhengweiwodiebenbocaolao、shutongguanxideshihou，yichangtianzairenhuobawoniangjialishaolegejingguang。
yuanlaishiwaizufuzuoshengyishidezuilexiaoren，duifangyuanbenshidianlebaxiaohuo，xianghehuhehuwaizufu，sheizhineiyeguaqidafeng，bayitiaojiedefangzidoushaozhele。
weilepeichangzuolinyoushe，waizufumaidiaolesuoyoudepumian、tiandi，qingkejianwoniangjialiyebiandeyiqiongerbai。
huobudanxingdeshi，waizufubukanzhongfu，sashourenhuan，waizumubeishoudaji，yibingbuqi。
wodieyankanzhezhiwangbushangyuezhangjiale，baoluchuzhenmianmu，jianjianyekedaiqiwonianglai，duitahengtiaobizishutiaoyan。
turanyouyitian，wodiehezuijiuhuijiahouduiwoniangjingbaibanwenrou、qianbantitieqilai。wonianghaiyiweitaxiangtongle，huixinzhuanyile，nenggentajixuhaohaoguorizile。
naliaoxiang，wodieyifantianyanmiyuzhihou，tuqiongbijian。tajurantichu，zhiyaowoniangnenggenjingchenglaideneiweidaguanchunxiaoyike，badaguansihoushufule，tajiunengyibudengtian，zaishitufangmiangaozhenwuyou。
woniangdangranbuyuan，kutianqiangdidibudaying，shenzhiyisixiangbi。kewodieyinxianzhiji，tajiazhuangdayingwoniangtayijingdaxiaolezheigeniantou，houchenwoniangbubei，jitaxialemenghanyao，zhijiesongdaoleneiweidaguandechuangshang。
manzhangqiequrudeyiyeguoqu，woniangdaizheyishenshangbeisonghuilejia。
sanrihou，wodieguozhendelegefeicha，daofushudelichengrenzhixianling，zhengqipin。
xiaorendezhidewodie，buguwonianghaizhengxiuyang，yebuguanwaizumuhaibingzaichuangshang，dabaiyanxi，dasiqingzhuzhihou，jiuyaoqichengganwangqianlizhiwaidelicheng。
yilubenbo，woniangyinweineiyedeshijiyuxunsi，danzhongjiuhaishiweilezhaogubingzhongdewaizumuerrenxiale。
meiguoduojiu，waizumubingsizaibanlu，woniangchedimeileqiangua，chenwodiebuzhuyishi，woniangyutiaoyazijin，quebeiyiweihaoxinrenjiuxia，neirenjiangwoniangsongzhiyiguan，langzhongjingshuotashiximai。
这下，我娘慌了！
zicongwoniangkanqinglewodiedezhenmianmuhou，yijingbannianduomeigentatongguofangle。wodieyetianbuzhichidishuoxianwoniangzang，zongshidaowaimianmianhuasuliu。
suoyi，woniangxinlihenqingchufuzhongtaierbushiwodiede。
tahuaileneiweijingchengdaguandegurou。
wonianghenwodie，hendaguan，ketaxintengduziliwugudewo，burenshanghaiwo，biandaxiaolezijindeniantou，juedingwulunzainanzaixian，yeyaojiangwoshengxialai，duzibawofuyangchengren。
keshi，woniangmeitaozoujiri，jiubeiwodiezhuazhule，haizaodaotadeyidunduda！
woniangbeidadebiantilinshangdanpinsihuzhuduzi，wodiejiaozha，faxianwoniangdongzuodeyiyang，jingcaidaowoniangdagaishiyouleshenyun，gengqidehuomaosanzhang。
“shuo！shinageyenanrende！”wodieyongshoushengchezhewoniangdetoufa，mianmukezeng。
“bushiniqinshoubawosongjibierendema？”woniangbukanzhemo，henhencongkouzhongtuchuyijuhou，hunsiguoqu。
dengwoniangzaixinglaishi，faxianwodiejuranhuanleyifuzuilian，duitaxuhanwennuanqilai。
woniangchunshanquebingbuyudun，dangjifanyingguolai，wodieshiliaodaotahuailedaguandehaizi，bachengshixiangyonghaiziquhuangenghaodeqiancheng。
weilerangwopinganjiangsheng，woniangbudebuliuzaiwodieshenbian，duiwodiexuyuweishe，xinzhongpansuanzhedengshengxiawohouzaishefadaiwotaozou。
ganzhilicheng，wodiedangqilezuoweizuofudexianling，haigenyigegangsilenanrendenianqingguafugoudashang，bingbataqujinjiamenzuoqie，rangjialirenzunchengtaweihuyiniang。
kehuyiniangxinbitiangao、shichongerjiao，lelingxiarenmenhantahufuren，zaijiashangwodiechongqiemieqidezhongzhongjudong，jiuerjiuzhihuyiniangjiuqudailewoniang，chengweixufushijishangdedangjiazhumu。
woniangqibuguo，danbijingjirenlixia，yezhihaorennai，juedezhiyaobuqueshiwu，nengbaozhengwozaitafuzhongdeyingyanggongyingjiuhao。
zhikexihaojingbuzhang，woniangcaiguoshangjitiananshengrizi，huyiniangjiukaishizuoyao，youqishizaitarufulianggeyuehuaileshenyunhou，gengkaishisiwujidandizhaowoniangmafan，qingzeyinyangguaiqi，zhongzerumazhangguai。
daohoulai，huyinianggengshijihuduanlewoniangdeliangshi，shidehaizaiyunzhongdewoniangliangsanrishuimiweidaya。
woniangdanxinhuitaisifuzhong，yushishenyeduoguohuyiniangsuopaiyahuandejianshi，zhijiechongjinlewodiedeshufang，weixiewodieruguojingchengdaguandeguroubeihuyiniangzhetengsile，tayechibuledouzhezou！
jingwoniangzheimeyihehu，wodiecaitixinghuyiniangshouliandian。kehuyiniangzaizheizhihouquebianbenjialidishiyinzhaole。
kansiwoniangdehuoshihuifugongying，kemineichansha，caizhongwuroudeshiquemeishaochuxian。weiletifanghuyinianghenxinxiadu，woniangmeicidouyongsizangdeyinzanyandu，zhengtianguodetixindiaodan。
aoguoyiriyouyiri，wozhongyupinganchushi。
wodieshenzhidoumeikanwohewoniangyiyan，jiupobujidaidituopengyouqujingchengzhaoxunneiweijingchengdaguan，xiangyongwo。
keduifangdezhishengdeshigenverhou，jingbawodiedepengyouhonglehuilai，shuozheigehaizigendaguanmeiyoubandianguanxi，haiweixieshuozaiganjiuchanjiurangwodiediuguanbazhi、siyufeiming。