第5章
sujianyebuhanhu，diyitiandezhibojiuhuaxuebenmaileliuliang，zhaoleyitiaojudadeheliu，neizhongsheidoudiaobudaodayudedahe。
“jiarenmen，jintianjidajiazhanshiyixiawoxindiaopeideyaojiu，zheishishenmeheliudajiayinggaidouzhidao，woyemeiyoutiqiandawo，suibianzhaogedifang，jinimenyanshiyixia。”
qianzhenshiwannengde，zhibojianhenkuaijiujujileshangwanrenguankan。
tingdaosujiandayanbucandeyaozaizheizhongjishimikuandeheliudiaodayu，quandoushiyilianbishi，zhibuguohaishiliuxialaidasuankanyikan。
“zhubo，fengquanniyixia，zuoxiuyebushizheimezuode，zheizhongheliubukenengdiaodaodayude。”
“jiushi，dingduoyixiecantiao，haideshiniyunqibaopeng。”
“niyaoshidiaodaochaoguoshijindeyu，laozijinishuapaoche！”
sujianmeiyoudalizhibojiandechaofeng，suiyizhaoleyigedifang，guashangyikeyumijiurengdaolehezhong。
“jiarenmen，jiushizheizhongyaojiu，keyiyongzaiwoliaoyekeyizhijieyongzaierliaoshang，woyongyidianzaiyumishang，dagewo，ranhouyongjinpaoguoyaojiudeyumidiaoyu，ruguozaiyixiaoshizhinei，meiyoudiaodaosantiaodayu，wujinyishangdeneizhong，wozhibotiaohe！”
直播跳河？
zhibojiandeqifenyixiazijiuqilaile。
suiranxianzaizhibojianshenmeyaomoguiguaidouyou，danshizhibotiaohede，haoxianghaizhenbuduo。
zheidahe，botaoxiongyongde，zhenshihuisirende。
yixiaoshisantiao，sujianyidiandoubudanxin。
duiyuqinfeideyaojiu，taxianzaimizhizixin。
rengxiaqubudaowufenzhong，sujianjiushangleyitiaoqiaozui，banmizhangdeneizhong。
zaidahe，shougannenggoudiaodaozheimedadeqiaozui，zhibojianyijingkaishifengkuangle，renyeshiyuelaiyueduo。
“wodetiana！zhubo，zheiwanyizhenshiqiaozui？”
“nibuhuishizairenjiayangyuchidiaoba。”
“zijikankanhuanjing，neibujiushisuchengdayunheme，zheikeshichunchundeyediao。”
“biedebushuole，jinishuayigeliwuba。”
“biedebushuo，neigeyaojiu，nijiwolaishige！”
ershifenzhonghou，yitiaochaoguoyimizhangdemiqiaoshanganle，youguolejifenzhong，haiyouyitiaodaliyu。
budaobanxiaoshi，santiaodayuderenwuwancheng。
“geweijiarenmen，xianjiaguanzhuha，zheigeyaojiuzhiyoufensicainengmai，xiaoguobumanyikeyisuishituihuo！”
sujianjiangyaojiuguashanglezhibojian，jiage：58。
“zhubo，nizheigejiagetingguia。”
“haimeirenxiangouyijian，nipashifengleba。”
“bushuole，wozhijiemaile。”
“xiaoguoruguobuhao，zhubonijiudengzhewojidedaopianba。”
shunjian，shangjiadeyibaiping，quanbumaiguang。
yitianxialai，sujianzhibojianjiumeiyouxiaotingguo，butingdeshangdayu，butingdemaiyaojiu，qinfeikanzhezhiboneiyeshixiangdangxingfen。
yizhengtian，sujianzhangfenwuqianduo，yaojiuyemaichuqusanqianduoping。
这可是十几万！
成本几乎为零！
包邮？
那是不可能的。
youfeishikuai，qinfeikenenghainengcongyoufeizheizhuanjikuai。
“feige，jintianmaile3121ping！”sujianxingfendeshuodao。
tazheiyitianguangshiliwujiushouhuolejiqiankuai，yijingbiqiansangeyuejiaqilaihaiyaoduole。
qitadongxiyemaichuqubushao，suirancongqinfeizheilizhuanbudaoqian，danshifensineijiushiqian。
“ng，woconghoutaikandaole。”wangdianhoutaixianshideshujuyeshishishide。
“feige，nimingtianjiukeyikaishifahuole，zhiyaozheiyipiyaojiumaichuqu，yihoukoubeijueduihao，buchoumai，zhiyaoxiaoguohao。”
qinfeishuo：“nifangxinba，womaideyaojiu，suiranbibushangnizhibojiandexiaoguo，danshijueduichaoguoshichangshangsuoyouqitachanpin。”
diertianxiawu，tajiushoudaolewuliusongguolaidezidonghuazhuangpeijiqi，haiyoushiwangexiaopingzi。
kandaojialituranduoleyitaijiqi，qinfeilaomaliuhuikanzhezijideerzibujiedewen：“zheishishenmewanyi？”
“ma，zheishiwoyonglaidiaopeiyaojiude。”
“yaojiu？jinibahede？”liuhuiyoudianmeng，shashihouzijierzizheimexiaoshunle，haiteyimaigejiqijizijilaodiepeizhiyaojiuhe。
liuhuikanxiangqinfeideyanshenzhongyechongmanlexinwei，zijihaizizhongyuzhangdalea，zhidaoxintengfumule。
haizaiweiqinfeidasuanjiuzaicunlizhongdiershengqideqinfang，lianseyehuanheleyidian，zhishaozijihaiziduiyuziji，neihaishixiangdangxiaoshunde。
qinfeikanzheyiliancishandefumu，buhaoyisideshuodao：“e，zheigeyaojiushiyonglaidiaoyude。”
“diaoyu？”liuhuiyihuowendao，zhiyuqinfang，shouyijingzhuazhulesaoba。
qinfeijuedeyinggaijieshiyixia，zheigeshihaidezijifumubangmangni，lianmangshuo：“wozaidaxuedeshihoujiuyijingfamingleyizhongyonglaidiaoyudeyaojiu，zuotianmaichuqusanqianduoping，zhuanleyidianqian，denghuihaidenimenbangwoyoujichuqu。”
“daxuefamingde？zhuanleduoshaoqian？”liuhuisuiyiwendao。
“shijiwanba。”qinfeidandingdeshuodao，qishineixinxingfendeyibi。
“shenme？shiji？shijiwan？”liuhuinazhechutoudeshoudouyoudianzhandou，ruguozijierzizaipianziji，neitabujieyijitayichutou。
“ng，zheiwanyigenbenjiumeiyoushenmechengben，jibenshangchukairengongfei，doushizhuande。”
jieshilebantian，haijizijilaomakanlewangdiandehoutai，liuhuicaidagaitingmingbai，yexiangxinle。
lianglaozheicaizhidao，zijierzizheigehuilaojia，wanquanjiushiyousuoyizhanga。
shenmebeikaichu，neigujiyeshichedanba，jiushixianghuilaifazhan！
开除只是一个借口！
hebudaoyaojiuledeqinfang，lianseyeshuzhanleyidian，shoulidesaobayezhongxinfanglehuiqu。
yitiannengzhuanshijiwan，neihaidagepidegong。
yitiandouganshangyiniandegongzile，zijizuolaoban，tabuxiangme！
jiqiqinfeizijiyigerenjiudiaoshihaole，shangmianyigedashuixiang，xiamianyitiaoliushuixian，lianggerenjiuzugoucaozuo。
liuxialianglaocaozuo，qinfeipaodaolezhenshang，tadejiejuekuaidiwenti。
jiangzijidianpuzhanshijiyuantonggongzuorenyuanyikan，sanqianduokuaidi，zheihaishiyitiandeliang，neikeshidakehu。
fenfenzhong，fuzerenjiupaichuleyiliangmianbaoche，hesigegongzuorenyuan。
huidaojiazhong，dabao，yizhimangdaowanshangshidianduo，caijiangsanqianduokuaidifachuqu，zheihaishiyoukuaidigongsiderenbangmangdeqingkuangxia。
buguoxiangxiang，zheiyitianjiuzhuanleshijiwan，qinfeiyijiasankou，neidoushixingfudewanfandoukeyibuchide。