第1章
“啊，头好疼”
yigusuzuidetoutengxijuanerlai，lixiaoyaowuzhetou，sihuxiangyaojiangnaodaililiekaidetongganshuaichuqu。
liangjiu，manmanzhengkaishuangyan，suiyisaolezhouweiyiyan，zhunbeizaimishangyihuier。
“等等，不对”
lixiaoyaomengdedengdashuangyan，zaicihuangusizhou，muzhidejiajuhefangliang，zhenggefangjiandoushiguseguxiangdefengge。
“wojidezuotianwanshanghejigexiongdichiwanshaokao，wojiuzhijiehuijialea，zheishijiudian？sheibangwokaidefangjian，laosan？”
haihaojintianbuyongshangban，burantiedingchidao。youyaobeineikebodezhuguanyidunchouma。lixiaoyaozhengwanxingzijiduoguoyijie。
“zuowannandaohejiajiule？buyinggaia，laozhangdeshaokaotan，gejigedouqulezheimeduocile，yiqianmeifajuezheilaoxiaozihaishigejianshanga”
lixiaoyaokaishinulihuiyizuowandeshi。
“少爷你醒啦。”
turanxiangqideshengyinbalixiaoyaoheleyidatiao，zhijianmenkouzhanzheyiweishaonian，kanyangziyoushiqibasuile，buguokenengshiquefayingyang，suoyigetoubingbugao，lianseyeyouxieheihuangheihuangde。
“虎子。。”
lixiaoyaohenziranjiaochulepurendemingzi，suizhierlaideyoushiyizhenmoshengjiyideyongru，shunjianlixiaoyaozaiciyunleguoqu。
liangjiuzhihou，mimihuhuzhijiantingdaoerbianyourenzaishuohua。zhibuguozheituruqilaidebiangu，rangqibuganzhengkaiyanjing，zhinengmizheyan，toutoudaliangzheyanqiandeyiqie。
“dafu，woerzheidaodishizenmele，weihegangxinglai，jiuyouyundaoguoqu”
zhijianyiweiyizhehualidefunv，zhengzaishangxindimozheyanlei。
“huibinglaoyefuren，shaoyeshentiqueshimeiyoushenmedaai，kenengzhishijiuhousuzuidaozhi，wokaiyifuxingjiutang，baozhengshaoyeshenglonghuohu”
dafuyibianzhenmaiyibianmozhezijidehuxu，nandaogudaidedafudoushizheiyangguzuogaoshenma？
“lianerganjinpeidafuzhuayao，zhuajinjianhaojishaoyefuyong”
shuohuadeshiyiweiwudasancudezhongniannanzi，lixiaoyaoyouxienamenle，zheihanzihezheimeimaofuren，jianzhijiushiguzhuangbandemeinvyuyeshoua。
“是，老爷”
yahuandaoshizhangdetingbiaozhi。
“dousanleba，rangshaoyehaohaoxiuxiyixia，huzinizaizheisihouzhe，shaoyeyoushenmedongjing，ganjingaosuwohefuren”
zuoweiyijiazhizhudelifu，tingdaozijierzimeishenmedawenti，xinlidunshifangxinbushao。
cishidelixiaoyaoyijingxingle，gangcaishiyinweidanaojieshoulezheijushentiyuanzhurendejiyi，daliangxinxideyongrudaozhiyunjue，cishilixiaoyaoyijingjieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishi。
zuoweixinshidaizaoshouwangluoxiaoshuoxilideren，bingmeiyouduizheicichuanyuechanshengrenhekongju，fanerhaiyouyisiqidaiheqiexi。
“wanggoupingtaixitongbangdingzhong，bangdingchenggong。”
“gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingwanggoupingtaixitong，xitongjiangzengsongxinshoudalibaoyifen。qingjishichashou。”
guoran，lixiaoyaozhengzaixiangzijishifouyehuiyoujinshouzhizhileide，jinshouzhijiuzidongchuxianle。
xinzhongmonianxitong，guoranyanqianchuxianyigexuhuandexianshiyemian，liulanlejifenzhong，zuoweixiandairendelixiaoyaojiugaodonglezheigexitong，zheijinshouzhijiushiyigewanggoupingtai，zijikeyizaishangmiangoumaisuoxuyaodedongxi。
pingtaiyouhenduofenlei，pinzhongfeichangqiquan，congguzhijinde，chihelasa，richangxishuyongpinzaidaobingqidanyao，haibaohanshejitu，neishiyingyoujinyou。shenzhilixiaoyaohaikanjianbushaoxuanhuanzhileidedanyaogongfa，zhiyupingtaixuyaodehuobiyeshizhijieyongjinyinjiukeyiduihuan。（1lianghuangjin=100liangbaiyin，1liangyinzi=1000wentongqian=1000yuanwanggoubi）.
“haha，zheicizhenshifadale，woqianshiyidingshijiushishanren，suoyicaihuibeilaotianyejiangli，haha”
guoranshixiaoshuokanduole，jiushishanrendoulaile。
lixiaoyaoxianzhenglileyixiaxianzaideqingkuang，zheijushentideyuanzhurenyejiaolixiaoyao，fuqinshiandingxiancongjiupinxiadexianwei，yejiushixiangdangyuxiangonganjujuzhang。
suiranfangyanzhenggedatanglaishuo，zhishigezhimaxiaoguan，danshizuyiranglixiaoyaozaizheigexiaoxiaodeandingxianhengzhezoule。
zaijiashanglixiaoyaodefuqinlidazhuangshuyulaolaidezi，congxiaojiuduilixiaoyaobaiyibaishunguofendechongni，haozailixiaoyaobingmeiyouyangchengqitagongzigeerdehuaixiguan，danlidazhuangxiwangzijierzinengdushengxianshu，lixiaoyaoquepianpianxihuanwuqiangnongbang。
shuoqilailixiaoyaofuqinhedangjinbixiahaiyoudianzhanqindaigu，dangchuliyuanqibingfansui，zuoweitongzu，lidazhuangyegensuiliyuanyiluzounanchuangbei，danshibudebushuolidazhuangzheigeren，dazhangdebenshimeiyou，danshiyunqichuqidehao。
liyuandaichulaidetongzuhetongxiang，jinglidadaxiaoxiaodezhanyi，jihudousidesi，shangdeshang，meishengxiajige，danshipianpianlidazhuangyunqizeihaohuolexialai。
zailiyuanchenggongjianlidatangzhengquanzhihou，duiyougongzhichenjinxingfengshang，lidazhuangsuiranmeiyoushenmenadechushoudegongji，danshiyebeiliyuanxiazhi，fengcongjiupinxiaandingxianxianwei，buguoduiyubenlaijiuchushengdiwei，qiexiongwudazhidelidazhuanglaishuo，zheizuyiguangzongyaozule。
lixiaoyaodemuqinzhangshi，tingshuoyiqianyeshiguizuchusheng，zhishijiadaozhongluo，yiciourandeqingkuangxiabeilidazhuangcongshanzeizhongjiuchu，suoyicaihelidazhuangyoulejintian。
zijihaiyoulianggejiejie，yijiawei**，heyigeshisuidemeimei，zijishijialiweiyidenanhai，suoyicongxiaojiushoudaofumuheliangweijiejiedeniai，zijiyinggaiyeshichuanchenglezheigejiyin，duizijidemeimeibaibanchongai。
jiatingqingkuangjiushizheiyang，jiexialaikankanxitongzengsongdexinshoudalibaoba。
xitongjuranhaizengsongleyigexunikongjian，dagai5lifangmideyigekongjian，haishixiangdangbucuole。
“打开新手大礼包”
lixiaoyaoxinliyizhenmonian。
“querendakaixinshoudalibao，gongxihuodeshiwanhuobi，gongxihuode《lvbuzhanli》”
suizhexitongshengyindechuanlai，libaodefengfuchengduyijingwanquanchaochulelixiaoyaodeyuqi，《lvbuzhanli》yitingjiuzhidaoshishenme，zheicizhendeshifadale。
“shifouxianzaishiyong《lvbuzhanli》”
“使用”
“quedingshiyong《lvbuzhanli》，ronghezhong”
huayingangluo，lixiaoyaojiuzaiciyunjueguoqu，zheiciyundaoyizhidaodiertiancaixinglai。
“kao，kanlaizheige《lvbuzhanli》queshibijiaoniubi，yitianyundaosanciyeshimeisheile”
lixiaoyaocishiyijingwanquanqingxingguolai，shentichuanlaiqiansuoweiyoudeliliang，zheijiushi《lvbuzhanli》，ronghehouzhijiehuodelvbudewulizhi，fangyanzhenggedatang，lixiaoyaojihushiwudidecunzai。
“shaoyenizhongyuxingle，wozheijiuqubingbaolaoyehefuren。”
“huzibuyongle，wozijiguoqujiuxing”
huzishigenlelixiaoyaohenduoniandepuren，weirenbijiaohanhoulaoshi，duilixiaoyaoyeshizhongxingenggeng。
luguohuayuan，limukanjianyuanzhongjiashan，gujiqimajibaijin，lixiaoyaoyoudianyueyueyushi，zoushangqian，shuangshouyongliwozhuyiju，juranbeilixiaoyaoqingyidijuleqilai。
“哈哈哈”
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“爹娘。”
lixiaoyaozhijiedaodating，hezhengzaichizhezaofandelifulimubaogepingan。
“woerhaiyounalibushufuma”
limuganjinfangxiashouzhongwankuai，zailixiaoyaodeshenshangdaochumozhe。
“shentishufudehen，muqinbuyongdanxin”
“sangehaolema，zheixiayoukeyipeiwowanle”
yigegulingjingguaidenvwayepaodaolixiaoyaoshenbianqiubaobao，zheizhengshilixiaoyaodexiaomei。pingshihelixiaoyaoguanxihenhao。