第6章 张老大如同癞蛤蟆(2166字)

yinuannuantingzhezhanglaodadeqiuraosheng,bujinmeiyoushoushou,fanerdadegengjiayongli。

yinweibuguanshishangbeizi,haishizheibeizideta,zuihendejiushinaozhong!

“a!tengsiwole!lairena,jiuminga,zheige**fengle,tayaoshalewo!”

zhanglaodajianqiuraobucheng,jiukaishidahandajiao,henkuaibushaotingdaoshengyinderentongtongweileguolai。

cirenziranyechuandaolehuotingdeerzhong。

tahuosuganlai,jiukandaoyinuannuanbaodazhanglaodadechangmian。

“住手!”

yinuannuantingdaolehuotingdeshengyin,zhenghaotayeleile,yushibiantingxialeshoushangdedongzuo,yibianzhuandongzheshouwan,yibianchuanxizhe:“jintianmeidasini,suanshibianyinile!”

zhanglaodayaozheyikouya,ehenhendekanzheyinuannuan,dengzhehuotingzouguolaishi,tahanzhegaozhuang:“zheige**,tamadefengle!wojiushiluguo,hetabanleliangjuzui,jieguotajiuyaobawowangsilida!”

yinuannuanwenyan,lengxiaodao:“hediandaoshifeiheibai,niyebupazaoleipi,wozheishizaibangnizhibing,nibuxiewoyejiubale,fandaoshifanyaowoyikou,zhenshibuyaolian!”

huotinglengzhelian,meiyouchusheng,takankanyinuannuan,zaikankanfushenmingyijitashenbian,lianggehaiyilianjinghunweidingdehaizi,xinzhongyijingyoulecaice,dingyoushizhanglaodalainaoshi,caihuibeirenda。

xinzhongmatahuogai,biaomianshangquebunengbuguanzhanglaoda,huotingyishijianweinan,sisuozhezijiyaozenmeban?

zheibianfushenmingfangkailianggehaizi,zhunbeiweiyinuannuanshuohuadizuideshihou。

zhanglaodaturancongdishangpaleqilai,zhizheyinuannuandebizimadao:“**dedangwosha,haishinazheixierendoudangshazile?nayouzheiyangbangrenzhibingde?”

hualuozhanglaodaganjueboziyangyang,xiayishideshenshouqunaolejixia。

yinuannuanjianzhuang,yanzhongshanguoyimojiaoxiadeanmang,tazhidao,shijiandaole!

zhijiantaguzuojinzhangdezhizhezhanglaoda:“wojiushizhibing,nikanshibushiganjueyangyangle,nizheishifabinglea!”

zhanglaodabuyiweiran:“shenmeyangyang?nishaozaizheilizhaojiekou,zongyasi,nihaidengshenme,zheici,nibuchengfazheigeyinuannuan,rihoujiumeiyoushenmeguijukeyanle!”

yinuannuanqueyijiujianchizheshuo:“niruoshibuyangyang,neininaoboziganshenme,haiyounidebozishangshishenmedongxi?tiana!dajiakuaikan,tabozishangshibushihongleyipian?”

tadehuachenggongyangsuoyourendemuguang,doujujizaizhanglaodadebozishang。

zhanglaodabeikandefamao,tongshitamingxianganjuedao,budanshibozishangshang,haiyoutadeshenshang、tuishang、shenzhishishoushang!

zhujianyangyangbianchenglezhongzhang,jinjiezhetadeshenshangyirouyankejiandesuduqilenongpao。

kanrenaoderen,haipadeyilunfenfen:“zhanglaodashenshangqideshenmea,zhenexin!”

“taikepale,zhenggerenjiuxiangshilaihamayiyang!”

shenzhihaiyourenbeiexindeganouqilai。

yinuannuanxingzailehuodekanzhezhanglaoda,henkuaitajiushoulianqizijideqingxu,jiazhuangyilianjingkongdekanzhezhanglaoda。

zhanglaodacishiyijingshihuangdebuxing,tadiyishijianjiuchaozhehuotingqiuzhu:“laoda,nibangwo,wozheishi……ou!”

yijuhuabudengshuowan,tatouyipian,kaishioutubuzhi。

huotinglianlianhoutui,wushangbizi,yezudangbuzhuzheiqiangrendeexinweidao。

kanrenaoderenzhong,buzhidaoshisheijingkongdehandao:“wodetianna,zheigaibuhuishishiyiba!”

“什么时疫?”

“dajiakuaiduodeyuanyidian!”

zhongrenjingkongdekanzhanglaoda,yourenyaoyaqiechide,xinlibabudebazheigechoumingyuanyangdezhanglaodajihuohuoshaosi!

tamennalizhidao,zhanglaodahuibianderuci,qishishiyinuannuangangcaiweidenakeyaosuozhi!

yinuannuanzhuanshen,qingtuiyixiafushenming:“fujun,zanmenyebaozhehaizilizheigezhanglaodayuanyidian。”

fushenmingzhuanshenzhiji,ganjuezijidegebobeirenqingqingqialeyixia。

zhuantoukanxiangyinuannuan,budengtaxunwenzheirenqiazijideyuanyin,jiukandaoyinuannuanzhengzaijizijishiyanse,yishijian,fushenmingyebudongtashiheyi。

dengdaotamenfuqiliangrenjianghaizidaidaoleyuanyidianweizhi,yinuannuanzhuanshenyoushixianqi,youshikexidekanzhezhanglaoda:“nikankan,ruoshigangcai,nilaoshiderangwoduodajixia,dadaonituxue,zheiduxuechulai,nijiubuhuibianchengzheifanyangmaole!”

zhanglaodaxiangyaoshuohua,ketabuduandeganou,rangtaxiangyaoshuohuadounan,zhinengyongmuguangsidingzheyinuannuan。

yinuannuanxianqidedangzhuyanjing:“nibiekanwo,woxianniexin!”

hualuo,beidangzaishouhoudeyanjing,youjifushenmingshileyigeyanse。

fushenmingzheicixinlingshenhui,xuezheyinuannuan,genzhetianyoujiahuo:“wojianiangzihaoxinbangni,quebeinishuochenghairen,xianzaikehao,nidebaoyinglaile!”

taxixindexiangdaowanyizhongrenyehuaiyiyinuannuanbeiganranjiubuhaole,yushitajixushuodao:“xinghaowojianiangzibangnizhibingshi,nihaiweifazuo,buranlianleilewojianiangzi,nidebaoyingyidinggengtongku!”

yinuannuanyitiaomei,zijibianyidezhangfu,zhenshixixinyoucongming,zhidaobangzijixituoganjing,bubeirenhuaiyi。

lianshangbuyoudefanqimanyidexiaorong,zaifangxiashouyihou,kanzhezhanglaodahaizaitongkudeganou,tadexiaoronggengshen,yanshenshifendeyi。

suirantalimashouqilexiaorong,quehaishibeihuotingkandaole,cirenhuyidekanzheyinuannuan,xinzhongyijingyoulekendingdedaan。

yinuannuanchajuedaohuotingzhengzaikanziji,suibuzhidaohuotingdaodiyoumeiyoukandaozijizaixiao,buguotagenbenjiuzaihu,yinweicirenjiusuanhuaiyi,yemeizhengju。

taguyibiaoxiandeyansu:“zhanglaodazheibingshichuanrande,gaobuhaojiuhuilianleizanmensuoyouren。”

huotingdagaicaidaoleyinuannuandedasuan,tazhuyitiyi:“neijiurangzhanglaodaliuzaichunyazhen,danduguanzaizheili。”

guoran,huotingkandaozaizijishuohuazheihuayihou,yinuannuanlianshangluchuyimodechengdeweixian,suiranzhuanshunjishi,danhaishibeitabuzhuodaole。

cishiyizhanglaodabeidanduguanqilaishouwei。

zhongrensanqu,yinuannuangenzhefushenmingshenhoulikai,lingxunyichuxiexi。

zheishi,huotingquezhudongzhaodaoyinuannuan:“fufuren,woyouhuaxiangyaotongnijiang。”

yinuannuanrangfushenmingheyeshidaizhehaizimenxianqu,dengtamendeshenyingxiaoshizaiguaijiaochu,tawendao:“buzhi……”

“fufuren!”huotingdaduanyinuannuanzhunbeizhuangshachonglengdehua:“wozhidaozheijianshiqingshinizuode,dangranhuomoubuxiangweixie,ershixiangyaonizhihaozhanglaoda,zhiyutiaojian,niti!”

yinuannuanjianciyebuzaiyinman:“nayouruhe,shalewozhanglaodayehuobucheng。”

yinuannuanyuanbenshixiangyaolezhanglaodademing,danxiangbizhixiahehuotingtantiaojianmingxiangengjiahuasuan。

sijici,yinuannuandiandiantoudao:“hao,wojiuzhanglaoda,danshinibixubaohuwomenyijia,pingandaoliufangdi!ruhe?”