“kaimenna！kaimenna！”
“bieduozailimianbuchusheng，wozhidaonizaijia！”
“niyoubenshizufangzi，niyoubenshijiaozua！”
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denglehaoyihuier，waimianmeidongjingle，haoxiangshifangdongdajiemaleile，quxiuxile。
duchensongkouqi，tangzaichuangshangfachou。
taganggangbeigongsikaichule，yuanyinshijintianzaochenshangbanshi，xianyongzuojiaomaijindegongsi。
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sheirangduchenwuyizhongzhuangpolezongjinglizaibangongshihenvxiashu**ni。
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滋滋滋！
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**，yaobuyaozheimejue？
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咣当！
房东大姐破门而入。
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……
“hei，xingxing，bieshuile！”yigebunaifandeshengyinchuanlai。
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“nihaixiangbuxiangganle，zhidaoduoshaorenxiangzaiwomenzheiyingpinlinshigongma！”neigeshengyinhenshibuman。
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kedengduchenmengdipaqilai，quefaxianzheilibingbushizijigongzuodegongsi，erqietabushiyijingbeizongjinglineigesunzikaichulema？
duchenyihuodezuoyousaoshi，zhijiansizhoubaiwumengmengdeyipian，shenmeyekanbuqing。
这是哪？
“wangnakanni，wozaizheini。”zhiqianneigebunaifandeshengyincongduchenshenhouxiangqi。
duchenzhuanshen，dunshiheyitiao。
zhijianyigegaodaweimengdenanrenzhanzaibuyuanchu，tashenshangchuanzhegudaishibingdeneizhongkaijia，yanjinghenda，shenshangjingranhaisanfazhedandandejinguang，kanshangquxiangshigeshenxian！
zaizheigewei**renpangbian，haiyougegentachuanzhedaban，shenzhimoyangdouyimoyiyangdenanren。
kanshangqulianggerenxiangshishuangbaotai。
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duchenchijingwubi：“shenmewanyier？niliangshiqianliyanheshunfenger？shishenxian？wozheibushizaizuomengba？”
shunfengeryouxiebushuang：“woshuoqianliyan，nicongnazhaolaizheimegehuose，zenmerucixihuandajingxiaoguai？”
qianliyanwunaidetanxiyisheng：“couhuoyongba，zanmenzheibianrenwuduijidetaiduole，zhinengsuibianzhaogerenshanglaibangmang，woshuoneixiaozi，nibushizuomeng，womenjiushishenxian，buxinnikanwohaihuifeini！”
shuozheihua，qianliyanheshunfengerfeishangbankong，shenshangjinguangdazuo，neitianshendebadaoqishirangduchensesefadou，renbuzhuyaoguixiakoubai。
taxianzaizhongyuxiangxinle，zheiliangrenzhenshishenxian！
jiandaoduchenlianshangzhenjingyouxingfendeyangzi，qianliyanluchumanyizhise：“jiexialaiwoshuodehuanitinghaole，cuolouyigezi，jianglairuguofanlecuo，neijianghuibeitiandawuleihongerside！”
duchenlianmangdiantou，shengpayigebuliushenjiufancuobeigaosi。
qianliyanjiantarucipeihe，gengjiagaoxing，ziwojieshaodao：“womenshitiantingdeqianliyanheshunfenger，pingshini，jiushibanggelushenxianpaopaotui，gandianxiaohuoer。”
“bangrenpaotuiganhuo？nimenliangzaitiantingdiweizheimediweini？”duchencuoe，renbuzhuchazui。
shunfengeryouxieganga，quehechidao：“bizui！sheirangnisuibianshuohuade，haohaotingzhe！”
qianliyanyeyouxiebushuang：“womenyaobushiyinweigongwufanmang，shuyuxiulian，nengzheimechajingma？suoyijingguowomenlianggeshangliang，dasuantibanizuowomendexiaodi，daitiwomendegongzuo，yihounibanggelushenxianganhuo，tingdonglema？”
“jiushidanglinshigongbei，wodong，buguozheixieshenxiandouyoushenmegongzuoa？”duchenjieshounenglihenqiang，yijingjieshoulezijitiantinglinshigongdeshenfen。
bieshuoduchen，jiushihuanyigeyiwanfuwenglaidanglinshigong，kendingyehuigaoxingside。
jishenxiandagong，zheikebushiyibanrennengzuode，zheiyangzhishaoyesuanshibangeshenxianleba！
qianliyanjianduchenyilianxingfen，youxiewuyu：“qiaobanigaoxingde，qishinidegongzuoyejiandan，jiushinageshenxianyoudianshenmegongzuonidouyaoqu，birusaodi、paotuisongdongxi，ouerkenengyeyoujishenxiansiyangchongwudegongzuo，fanzhengjiushigeleizahuo，dangongzuosuirandiwei，niyeyaorenzhengan！”
“dangrandangran！”duchenrenzhendaying。
qianliyanheshunfengerduiduchendetaiduhaisuanmanyi，dangjidiuchulaiyimeigupodelingpai。
neilingpaisisifangfang，bazhangdaxiao，shangmianhaixiezheyige‘lin’zi。
嗖！
lingpaifeidaoduchenmianqian，ranhouzuanjintadeetouzhizhong，chuxianzaitadenaohaili。
yishunjian，pangdadexinxiyongruleduchendenaohai。
tamingbaile，zheilingpaishiyonglaizhengmingziji‘linshigong’shenfende，yeshizijichurutiantingdegongju，haishineixieshenxianjitafaburenwudegongju。
ruguoneixieshenxianyoushenmexuyaoduchenquzuodeshiqing，jiuhuizidongchuxianzaizheigelingpaili，ranhoubeiduchendedanaoganzhidao。
duchenganzhidaorenwu，jiuxuyaolikequzuo，fouzehuishoudaochengfa！
dangran，ruguozheijianshishichaochutanenglifanweide，zhiyaozhaodaoqianliyanheshunfengerjieshiqingchu，neijiuwentibudale。
kanlaizheigelinshigonghaisuanshirenxinghua。
duchensongkouqi，ranhoupeixiaodao：“liangweidage，wozheifalishizaishidiwei，nengbunengchuanshouwoyixiefashuzhileide，yaoburanxianbushuorenwubuhaowancheng，guanjianshibeirenzhidaowozheimechajing，zuoweiwodagedeliangweikongpayelianshangwuguanga！”
zheihuadaoshirangqianliyanliangxiongdihenshirenke，taliangyirendiuchuyiyangdongxi。
“cinaishenxingfuzhou，chixiaquhoukeyixuehuishenxingshu，keyirangmouyangdongxisudubiankuai，danyitianzhinengshiyongsanci。”shunfengerdiuchuyizhangfuzhou。
“zheishiqiankundai，keyiyonglaizhuangdongxi，biekanzheixiaodaizibinideshouhaixiao，danlimiannengzhuangxiayidongdafangzi！”qianliyanyediuguolaiyiyangdongxi。
duchenkanzheneishenxingfuhaiyouqiankundai，lianshangdaizhexise。
suiranzheilianghuokanshangquzaixianjiediweibugao，danchushouhaisuandafang。
taxianzaiyeshiyoufabaodeshenxianle！