第一章 神仙班的老师

qinlangshijingdeqialeyixiazijidedatui。

“疼!”

youkanlekanzijishoushangdeyigeheisejiezhi。

是真的!

zheicaizhangshuyikouqi,querenyiqiebushizaizuomeng。

他当老师了。

erqie,haibushiputongdelaoshi。

yinweitadexuesheng,quanshitiantingdeershunengxiangdegelushenxian。

tiantingherenjianzugeqiannian,renjiandekejifazhanrixinyueyi,tiantingdezhongweishenxiandouyouxiegenbushangtangle。

henduodongxiwanquanbudong,shenzhiliankandoukanbumingbai。

而秦朗。

jiuyiwaibeitiantingxuanzhong,chengweileyiminglaoshi,zhuanmenjitiantingdezhongweishenxianbuxirenjiandezuixindegezhongkejizhishi。

jiuzaiganggang,qinlangcaijieshudiyitangke。

tajitiantingdezhuweishenxianjiangleyixiashoujidelishi。

kebatamenjizhenjingdebuxing。

“wodigeguaiguai,zhiqianqianlichuanyin,yibandeshenxianhaizuobudao,xuyaofaligaoqiangdeshenxiancaikeyi,xianzaini,suibianyigefanrendounengzuodaole,zhiyaozhidaoduifangdedianhuahaomajiuxingle!”

julingshenyibiannaotou,yibianwengshengdao。

“jianzhitaishenqile,zheitangke,huoyifeiqiana!”

taibaijinxingyeshishounianhuxu,diantouchengzanqilai。

“shia,dengtiantinghefanjiandetongdaodakaizhihou,woyeyidingyaoqurenjiantiyantiyanshoujizheizhongshenqideqianlichuanyindegaokeji!”

zuozaihoupaidenazha,yixiazitiaodaoyizishang,yanzhongluchuxijidexiaoyanshen。

congtiantingfengbizhihou,taduirenjiandejiyi,haizhitingliuzaifazhoudeshangchaoshidai。

……

kanzhetamenyigegemuluxiangwangzhise,qinlangweiweiyixiao。

“haole,jintiandekechengjiudaozheilile,womenxiacizaijian!”

qinlangbingfeizhijiequdaotiantingde,ershileisilinghunchuqiaodefangshi。

jieshukecheng,tajiunengzhongxinhuidaorenjian。

zuoweitiantingdelaoshi,qinlangdegongzi,shianzhaogongdesuande。

meitangkexialai,dounengjizanyidingdegongde。

按照玉帝的解释。

danggongdeyuanmanzhihou,biankefeishengxianwei。

buguo,qinlangduizheixiexingqubuda。

tagengganxingqudeshi,yitangkexialai,zijijiangkejiangdaojingcaidifang,nenggouhuodeshenxianxueshengdeliwujiangli。

比如刚刚。

beiqinlangxuanweibanzhangdechangexianzi,jiqinlangdejiushiyipingyuegongxianniang。

haiyouxuexiweiyuanbaihuaxianzi,jitadeshiyizhuanmianlinghua。

tiyuweiyuansunwukong,jiletayigenxianfahoumao。

……

yitangkexialai,qinlangjiushoudaolewugegezhongbutongdeliwu。

zheixiedongxi,kequandoucunzaitashoushangdeneimeikansiputongdejiezhilimian。

随时都可以拿出来。

erqie,zheimeijiezhi,yeshitaqianwangtiangongshoukedeyaochi。

zhiyaomonianzhouyu,qinlangdeshenshibianshihuichuxianzaitiangongzhizhong,jizhuweixianjiashangke,jianzhibuyaotaifangbian。

xiakehou,tongguozheimeijiezhi,jiunenggoufanhuidiqiu。

jutaibaijinxingjieshaoshuo,zheimeijiezhi,shiyudiweiletiaoxuanjizhongxianjiashangkedelaoshi,erzhuanmenlianzhidefaqi,shifenbufan。

qinlangzhidaohou,gaoxingdezuibadouyaoxiaowaile。

zheidabianyijiande,tadouyoudianbuhaoyisile。

jiuzaiqinlangshaxiaodeshihou,sushemenquebeirenmengdituikai。

“langge,nidejiangxuejindoubeichengdongneisunzijiheile,nihaiyouxinsixiao,mobushiqishaleba?”

menkouzoujinlaiyigechuanzhelanqiufudedagaoge,xuzhebancuntou,kanqilaijiupoxianweimengdenanhaizi。

shiqinlangdesheyou,mingjiaocaoxiaoqian。

zidongshiqi,tajiuxiangyaogaigemingzi,juedexianzaizheigemingzitainvxinghuale。

buguo,zhidaoyouyitian,tamishangleyigejiaoxiaobeidenvhaizi,dangtamenliangbiancheng‘guai’hou,tajuedecaoxiaoqianzheigemingzi,maosiyenengjieshou。

yeyinweizheige,tadeleyige‘guaige’deminghao。

guaigekouzhongsuoshuodejiangxuejinbeiheideshi,qinlangshizhidaode。

tashimingchengdaxue,dasandexuesheng,meicikaoshichengjidoushizai90fenyishang。

yuanbenzheijiangxuejindemingeshitade。

danjiushiyinweiqinlangdezuilefudaoyuanchengdong。

rangneichengdonghuaihenzaixin,jiangzheiyuanbenshuyuqinlangdejiangxuejinminge,tihuanchenglezijideerzichengyang。

那可是大几千块呢。

qinlangyuanbenxinlizhengyumendetuxueni,qiaqiaojiuyushanglebeitiantingxuanzhongdanglaoshidezheifenmeicha。

caijiangzheibushuangjipaodaonaohoule。

guaigeyihuilai,youjizhongxintiqilaile。

huanzuozhiqian,qinlangsuiranqifen,danyezhinengdadiaoyawangduzilimianyan。

bijingxiaogebo,ningbuguodatui。

daoyuanchengdongdetangshuchengwanli,keshimingchengdaxuejianzhuxidefuyuanzhang。

youtahuzhe,chufeiqinlangbuxiangdushule。

但现在。

qinlangkejiubuzheimexiangle。

zijishoushangdejiezhilimian,keyoudabadehaodongxi。

yaoshijiuzheiyangrenqitunshengle,chuanhuitiantingjineiqunshenxianxueshengzhidao,haibuzhidaohuizaibeidilizenyangyilunni。

这老师的威严何在?

“guaige,neinengzenmeban?xianzaixuexiaodelitangzhengzaijubanjiangxuejindebanfayishini,langgejixuexiaofanyingdouyijinglaibujile!”

genzaiguaigecaoxiaoqianshenhou,yigemanshendahandenanhaizizoulejinlai。

tajiaoyangxuan,yeshiqinlangdeshiyou。

yibianshuozhe,zoujinlesushe,tuolemanshichouhandelanqiufu。

tingdaozheigexiaoxideqinlang,yixiazicongchuangshangtiaolexialai,zhuaqiyifujiuwangwaizou,xianzaizhengshibaochoudehaojihuia。

“**!”

yangxuanlijifanyingguolaile,“guaige,kuai,lanzhuta,tayaoqudelitangzuoshashi,bunengrangtaqu!”

duojiangxuejinzhichou,bugongdaitian!

caoxiaoqianhaimeidongzuoni,qinlangjiuyijingchulesushe。

“嘭!”

tashunshoudaishangmen,shengyinxiangqi。

“guaige,xuanzi,nimenfangxinba,wobuhuizuoshashide,dengzhewonahuishuyuwodejiangxuejin,ranhouzanmenzaixuexiaomenkoudedahonglouqinggongba!”

dahonglou,mingchengdaxuemenkoudeyigejiulou。

duiyuxueshengeryan,neilihaisuanshipoweigaoxiaofeidedifang,yibanzhiyouxishideshihoucaihuiqude。

shengxiayangxuanhecaoxiaoqianzaisushemianmianxiangqu。

tamenshizaishixiangbutong,qinlangnalaidezixin,nenggouzaizheigejieguyanshangduohuijiangxuejin?

……

delitangweiyumingchengdaxuejiaoxueloudedingceng,shixuexiaojingchangjubanzhongyaohuiyidechangsuo。

qinlangdaolaideshihou,limiandehuodongyijingkaishile。

tatiaoleyigeqianmiankaobiandezuoweizuoxia,**haimeirehu,tajiukandaoleyigeshuren。

张路!

zhunquedeshuo,tasuanshiqinlangdebangetudi。

zaibanjili,qinlangdechengji,suanshishuyishuerde,erzhangluqueshidiaocheweidechengjikaorumingchengdaxuede。

haozai,tabenshenyenulishangjin,youbudongdewenti,jingchangxiangqinlangqingjiao。

qinlangyehaobuzangsi,fanyousuowen,biweisuoda,dabannianxialai,zhangludechengjiyeshiriyitigao。

zuihougengshijinluohouyuqinlang,chengweibanjidierle。

erzheicikaoshiqian,zhanglubuzhiyicidexiangqinlanganshi,xiangrangqinlangguyizuocuojidaoti,bajiangxuejinrangjita。

秦朗拒绝了。

younengnaidehua,chaoguoziji,pingbenshinazou。

chengjichulai,zhanglurengranzaiqinlangzhixia,wuyuanjiangxuejin。

danzhihou,taquejiayijiejinqinlang,pianzouleqinlangdexuehaohemima,toutouzaixiaoneiwangxiugaileqinlangdejiangxuejinshenqing。

zheiyedaozhirangchengdongyoujihui,bazijideerzichengyangjitishangqu。

此刻。

qinlangzhenghaokandaoqianmianzuoweishang,zhangluzhenghechengyangliangren,zaiyoushuoyouxiaodeyilunzhe。

yinweijulibusuanyuan,qinlangwanquannenggoutingdaotamentanhuazhizhongdemouxieciyu。

biru‘qinlang’‘**’‘laji’zhileide。

qinlangdemeitouyixiazizhouleqilai,lianseyeshibiandeyinchen。

“shuyuwodedongxi,kebushishenmerendounenggouranzhide,nimenxiangyaochupeng,jiudefuchuxiangyingdedaijia!”