第6章 一不小心作了首诗

baibielechenyuanzhengdengren,qinweicongyiyuanzoulechulai。

kanlekanshouji,yijingshixiawuliangdianle,shuoqilaizaofanwufandoumeichi,zheigeshijianhaizhenshiyoudianele。

chuaihaoshouji,qinweizhunbeiquxiaochijiesuibianchidianshenme,weixinyoudingdingxiangleliangsheng。

naqilaiyikan,shiwangdayefalaidexiaoxi。

beitianmenkanmenlaowang:zai?

xiamianjiushiyizhanghaoyoumingpian,shangmianxiezhe“xiaoleshilinglun”。?

qinwei:wangdaye,zheishisheia?

beitianmenkanmenlaowang:woyigepengyouzhaonizixundianshier,nijiatayixia。

pengyou?neiyeshishenxiange。

qinwei:shenxianzhaowozixunshenme?suanle,woxianjiayixia。

beitianmenkanmenlaowang:hao。

qinweidianjinqumingpian,dianletianjia,haoyouqingqiuhenkuaibeitongguo。

qinwei:nihao(*´▽`)ノノ。

xiaoleshilinglun:qinxiansheng,xiaoshenyoudianshiqingxiangqingjiaoniyixia。

qinwei:shenmeshi?nishuo。

xiaoleshilinglun:zheilishuohuabutaifangbian,dengyixia,wobanilashanglai。

soudiyixia,qinweihaimeifanyingguolai,bianyouchuxianzailetianting,zhenggerenhaibaochizheditoukanshoujidezishi。

sixiazhangwang,tafaxianzijizaiyigemuzhixiaolouqianmian。

“aiya,buhaoyisibuhaoyisi,jinitianmafanle。”

qinweiyihuitou,kanjianyigebaiyipiaopiaodeshuaigecongmenlizoulechulai,yongxianzaidehuashuo,zheijiushige“xiaoxianrou”,buguoqinweihenqingchu,tianzhidaozheigemendaodiyoujiqiansuile。

“meiyoumeiyou,zhaowoguolaiyoushenmeshi?”

“shizheiyangde。”linglunhaoxiangyoudiannanweiqing,“ai,wozuijinkanshangleyigeyaochidexiannv,buzhidaozenmebiaoda,xiangxieshouqingshijita,zheiyebuhuixie,tingshuonishixiajieganglaide,woxiangnimenneierderenduzilikenenghuiyoubushaodecier,zheicaituowangdagelianxishangni。”

哦,原来是写情诗。

qinweishuodao:“zheige……nimentiantingdeshenxiankeyitanlianaima?”

“dangran,womenzheierzaojiuziyoulianaile!”

“haoba,neinizenmexiangdaozhaowole?nimentiantingyinggaiyoubushaowenquxingyileideshenxiana!”

“aiya,woyijiexiaoshen,renqingyanwei,zenganlaofanxingjundaren?”

jianqinweimeiyoushuohua,linglunbianshuodao:“nifangxin,wobuhuirangnibaigande。”

tayilianqidaidikanzheqinwei。

qinweixianglexiangshuodao:“daoyebushibaiganbubaigandeshier,zhishiwoyemeizuoguoshi,buzhidaoxingbuxing,zheiyang,woxianshishiba。”

“那太好了!”

“nizheiliyouzhihebima?”

“you,you!kuaisuiwojinlai!”

qinweizuozaizhuozishangkanzhebaizhixianrulechensi,linglunzaiyipangjiaojidedengdaiqueyebuganshuohua。

banshang,qinweinaqibizaizhishangxielesijushi。

“taihaole,haoshi,haoshia!”linglunnianzhezhishangdejuzi,dunshidaxiguowang,taxingfendipaizheqinweidejianbangshuodao,“youlezheishoushi,buchoubiaobaibuchenggonga。”

qinweibeitashuodeyoudianbuhaoyisi,“meishenme,nijuedexingjiuxing。”

“neishenme……”linglundeyangzirengshiyoudianniuni,“xiongdininengbunengpeiwoquyitang,jiuzaihoumiankanzhejiuxing,wodiyiciganzheishieryoudianjinzhang。”

这神仙还挺纯情!

de,haorenzuodaodi,songfosongdaoxiba。

“xingba,neiwopeinizouyitang。”

“xiongdi,nizhenzhangyi,dengshichengzhihou,gebuhuikuidainide!”

……

linglunhenshigaoxing,cishizhengdaizheqinweiwangyaochigan。

lushangpengjianleyixieshenxian,tamenduilinglundadoushiyizhongchaofengdebiaoqing。

“yo,linglun,youlailea。”

linglunduicizhishifuzhiyixiao,kanlaizaitiantingdexiaoxianyeshihenmeidiweide。

tahejinlinxianzideshiqing,xuduoshenxianyeshilvezhiyier,linglunsuiyouxiexiaocai,danzaizhongxiankanlaidoushiburuliude,tazhuiqiujinlinxianziyebushiyitianliangtianle,buguojiushizongchibimengengbale。

yinci,dajiaduiyutadezaicidaolaidoushichikanrenaodexintai。

yigedicengdeshenxian,haiyouyigegangshanggangdelajifenleiyuan,nandaohainenggaochushenmeyaoezilai?

qiaole,jintianwenquxingzhenghaoluguo,tayuqilvedaichaofengdiduilinglunshuodao:“linglun,niyaoshinengbataishanglaojunshangciliandewulongdanjiwonongyililai,wokeyijinizuoshiyishouzhunizhuiqiujinlinxianzi,ruhe?”

“heng,xingjundarennibuyaoshuofenglianghuale,neiwulongdanlaojunqiannianlaizhilianyike,zenhuijiwodengxiaoxian!”

“haha,shizairenweima!”

linglunlandelita,zoushangtaijie,qiaolejixiamen,dashengshuodao:“jinlin,nikaixiamen,woyoujijuhuayaoduinishuo!”

“bubile,youshenmehuajiuzaimenwaishuoba。”

kanrenaodeshenxianmenfachulexiaosheng,zheilinglunbachengyouyaoxingxingerguile。

yeyoudeshenxianyaotoutanxi,zheilinglunyebuzhidaogaishuotashizhizhehaishisiyigenjin,buxingjiuhuanyigexianbei,zenmehaizaiyikeshushangdiaosileni?

linglunqinglexiasangzi,gaoshenglangsongdao:

yichaodenglinqingtianshang,jiutianyaogongyounishang。

tianshenglizhienazi,qiaoshouyipanwangqiannian。

yuandeyirengongguiqu,congcixiaoyaoyuntianwai。

fenghuaxueyuejicixin,youerwuxuzaimixian。

cishiyichu,benyaochixiaotadezhongxianjieshibishanglezui,yixiexianshenzhibishangyanjingkaishixixitiwuzheishoushideyijing,suihoujiushibeizhenhan。

dajiayijuhuadoubushuo,shengpapohuailezheimeihaodeqifen。

“好!”

buzhishisheidahanleyisheng,jinjiezhequnxianfenfenxiangying,dajiayoudepaishoujiaohao,youdezhuzutingliu。

qunxianbujinduilinglunguamuxiangkan,zheipingrilinianbulajidexiaolexianjuranyenengyinchuzheizhongshiju?zhiqiantalaizheierkedoushichuichuidizi,dandanqinde,zhenmeixiangdaotajingranshenzangbulu?

jiulianwenquxingyeshuodao:“laofuzikuiburu。”

linglunnianwanzhengshoushi,xinqingrengshiyouxiejidong,tazaidengdai,dengdaizhejinlinxianzidechuxian。

yikeliangkesankeguoqu,damenrengshijinbi,meiyoubandiandongjing。

guolehaoyihuier,linglunduimenneihandao:“jiruci,neixiaoxianjiubuzaidaraole。”

tayouduiqinweishuodao:“zouba,xiongdi,kanlaishimeixile,buguohaishiyaoxiexieni,fangxin,nidebaochouwohuiqujiujini。”

qinweihaimeilaidejijujueta,menzhiyayishengbeidakaile。

“nizheiyumunaodai,jiubuzhidaozijikaimenma?woconglaidoumeisuoguomen,nijiubunengzijituiyixiama?haiyounizheishi,xiusigeren,nizhenshibendan,qisiwole!”

linglunhuitoukanqu,yigemeilidexiannvzhengzhanzaimenkouduojiao,qigugudikanzheziji,neikebujiushijinlinxianzima?

qinweihahayixiao,pailepailinglundehoubei,“quba,renjiadengzhenini!”

“heng!”jinlinxianziniutoubianwanghuizou。

“dengdengwo!”linglunkuaipaoliangbu,ganjingenleguoqu。

huitouhaibuwangduiqinweishuodao:“xiongdinixianhuiqudengwo!”