diwuzhangshenxiandoushidapianzi
“dai！anlaosunyibang！”
sunhouziyaoqichongtian，jingubanghuajiansanwanliuqianzhang！
qishiruhong，tongpozhoutian。
“woca，haokepa！buguowoxihuan！”
supingyanzhongjingguangliuzhuan，quanlicuidongfali，huishoujiushiyiquan。
轰！
judadequantouzhetianbiribanzaxia！
没办吧。
supingzhendebuhuibiede，babainianmeigenrendajiale，zhihuilunwangbaquan，haihaoxitongzheicihaoxiangjianglileyiben《taiyihongmengjue》，yinggaishiyibengaojidegongfa。
daihuibahouzoupaxiahou，lianliankan！
“轰......”
quantouhegunzihenhendizhuangzaileyiqi，dunshibaofachujingtiandongdiexiangsheng，chanshengdebodongshenzhizhendangzhezhenggehuaguoshandilieshanbeng，xukongdouchuxianleshudaoliefeng。
tianshangdetianbingtianjiangmendoujingdaile。
好可怕的亚子啊！
kao，zheilianghuobuhuibaxukongjidapoleba？
“好疼！”
yucitongshi，supingdajiao。
急忙收手。
baozhequantou，tengdezhiliezui。
zheihouzidejingubanghaizhenshiying，duizhuangleyiquan，tadequantouyinyindoukuaibeidabaole！
bukuishidangniandayunalaizhenshanhaidebaobei，haishihentiedema！
“houzi，tangetiaojianruhe？”
supingbuzhunbeijixugenhousike。
zheihouzishouzhongyouliqi，ertachishoukongquande，zheimedataichikuile。
houzicikeyexinjingyusupingdezhanli。
gangcaineiyiji，zhendetashoubeifama，jingubangdouxianxietuoshouerfei！
shouqishentong，houzitaitoukanzhesuping。
“有屁快放！”
supingxiaolexiao：“houzi，zanmenzheimedaxiaqushengshitaidale，nongbuhaodehua，nidehuaguoshandouyaobeizanmenliangdameile，nidehouzihousundouyaoyinniersi，zheiyanghaobuhao，yaobuzanmenwendouba。”
“wendou，zenmegewendoufa？”
“congxianzaikaishi，zanmensheidoubudongyongbingqi，nizhanzherangwozounishiquan，nengkangdezhu，suanwoshu，worennichuzhi，nikangbuzhudehua，jiusuannishu，suiwohuitiantingrenzuifufa，nikanzenmeyang？”
“你放屁！”
猴子破口大骂。
它气炸了！
zheigewangbadanzenmexiangde，zhanzhebudongrangtadashiquan，nidanghoushama？
nizenmeburanglaozizounishiquan！
“不准！”
苏平有些失望。
zheihoukanqilaihaitingyounaozidema，buhaoban，huyoubulea！
“neizheiyang，wojienishizhao，wobuhaishou，shizhaozhinei，ruguonishanghaibulewo，neimenishu，fanzhiwoshu，dangranle，qiantishinibunengyongbingqi，zanmenchishoukongquan！”
bixuhuyouhouzifangqibingren。
houzipobangdarentaitemetengle！
孙悟空陷入沉思。
zheigexiangfadaoshibucuo，biyingpinqiang，yingpintadaoyebupasuping，guanjianzaiyuzhendehuilehuaguoshanneijiubudelele，neishitadelaochao，dixiahaiyoutabushaohouzihousunna！
houzidandabaotian，danyezhongqingyi。
dangniantawanliduhai，quxiniuhezhouxieyuesanxingdongqiuxianxuedao，weilejiushigenlaozuxuezhangshengzhishu，haorangtahouzihousunmenbaituoshenglaobingsizhiku。
“keyi，anlaosunbuyongbingqi，nijieanlaosunshizhao，ruoshinijiebuxia，nishu，fanzhianlaosunyebushibujiangxinyongzhiren，suinihuitiantingshoushen！”
“大圣圣明！”
supingpailejumapi，xinlizeshihaoyizhenbishi。
kankan，houjiushihou，zhenshaya！
buyongbingqininengdadeguolaozi？
supingxianzaideshilishidaluojinxianjiupin，houzideshili，chengsileyejiushigedaluojinxianqipin，jiashangjingubangdehua，lianggerenshilixiangchabuda。
houzibuyongdabang，supingkeyichuisita！