第3章 将丑进行到底

kuaisudediaozhenghuxi,peiqingershuncongdegenzhezhuazhezijidelaoshouxiangneitangzouqu,“yanchihuo,wohuiguaiguaizaidongfangdengni,rangniqingchumingbai,zishashizenyanglianchengdi!!!”

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denghuohuihuang,renshengdingfei,xiqiyangyangdechiwangfuchuchupiaosazhehuanshengxiaoyu,chongmanzhexiyue,renaofeifan。

zhuguangnuanse,furongzhangnuan。

yishenjiuqideyanchihuo,yaohuangzhetuimenerru。

pingtuisuoyoudeyahuanhexiniang,wangzhemenwaihuangdongdeheiying,yuanbenzuiyimenglongdejunlian,shunjianhuifuqingming。manyidehuaguoyisisuanji,zhuanguoshen,dakuabuxiangzhechuangtazouqu。

“niangzi,nijiudengle!”ganggangdejingmingyibufucunzai,shengyinjiazhenongnongdeyonglan,zhuangsisuzuidekouwendandanerchu,gengnengtiaodongrenleiyuanshideganshou。

kezhizhuyanchihuodaijitadeyingxiang,peiqingerjixulengjingdisikaozhe,“bufawenjian,shengyinhunhou,suibushikengqiangyouli,queyezhongqishizu,shuohuafangfobulichengzhang,danquemailuoqingxi。

suiranweijiantadelian,danyekeyishifenzhunbeidepanduantazai……zhuangzui!”

yanchihuomanyidekanzhezuozaichuangbian,shuangquanjinwodepeiqinger,“dujiaoxi”changdegengjialaijing。

“niang、niangzia,”tabizhendedaleyigejiuge,jixukaikou:“chunxiaoyikezhiqianjin,benwangyaokuaidianbangnijiechushufucaihao!”

yanchihuoyibianshuozhe,yibianhuangdong,shouzhongdetiaobangyinshentidebaidong,zuoqianyouhoudehuangdong。

zhongyuzaiguoleershimiaozhihou,tazhuangsixingzhibobodetiaokaixinnianggaitou。

shashijian,tadeweifanjiangdaohai,tiandiweizhishise。jiazhuangsuzuidelianshunjianhuifuzhengchang。

zhenggerenwanquandailengzaineili,ningshenwangzhezijiganggangqujinmendexinhunqizi……lianxinmei、sanjiaoyan、daizheheimaodedaheizhiyidouyizhan,xuehongdazuinuqi,zhengxiangzhetadefangxiangyimeimiaoyimidesuduxilai。

“ba!”yige“xiangwen”zhunquewuwudeluozaitaxingganhongrundebochunshang。

tazuijiaoweiweichouchu,zhijuedenianniandeyetirengranliuzaichunban,jingkongdetaiqilingmou,huoranfaxian,tadexinniangmanshiquebandebikong,liuguoliangxingdanhuangsedezhanchouyeti。

touguoxiangdexuehongdazuimanzudelieqi,luchuyipaiheihuangdeyachi,zhanzhelvsedeshetouhuanhuandetianguoyizhixialiudedanhuangseyeti。

xiangqiganggangdeneigewen,tadenaozhongwanquanhulvelefangmenwaiqianfudegefangshili,xunsuchongchufangmen,“waou,ou,pu!”

erfangneideshizuoyongzhe,deyidetiaoqixiumei,ruyanshuimouzhongfanzhejingguang,rounendezhifuqingqinghuaguozhanzailianshangdedanhuangseyeti,ziyanziyu:“jiaxingshanghaodefengmi,zhenshilangfeia!”

炽王逃了……

xinhunzhiyedongfangzhishi,chiwangtaozoudexiaoxibujingerzou,zhenggejingchengdeguizuquanzidouchuanbianle。

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zuozaiwangfudesiqinghupangbian,yanchihuobujinxiangqineigehunqianmengrao,yingraoxintoudeshenying。

xiangshideneiyinian,tajiusui,tawusui。

taweilebaohutazuijingaidegege,laidaoletianchi’。

yinweitiaojianjiqielie,diyitiantajiubeidongjiangzaihanlengdezhangbaishanjiaoxia,ertazaizhanzhetadeshenqian,yongzijiruoxiaodeshenqudangzhuyingmianerlaidehanfeng,yongtajingzhixiaoqiaodexiaoshou,qingqingdecuozhetajiangyingdesizhi。

yongtadongdefazidezuichun,butingdehezhejinshengdereqi,bangtaqunuan。congci,tafashi,tayidingyaozuoyigedingtianlididenanzi,yongzijideshuangshoubaohuzijidezaihuderen,dangranyebaokuozheigenvhaier。

jianjiandetamenshushile,tayitianfudecongmingheaogu,chengweitianchizuiyaoyandeyikexing。

ertarengranshineigejiaoxiaokerendexiaonvhaier,momodeyangshizheta,momodeweitafuchu。

tayongyoupinitianxiadexionghuai,tabaodushishu,qinxiuxinfa。

tayinshi、tazuohua。tachuixiao、tadanqin。

tamenxinxinxiangxi、huxiangpeiban。

raner,xingfuderizizongshicongcongerguo。

neiyinian,tashisansui,tajiusui。youshiyigedaxuefenfeiderizi,tahetafengshimingyitongchuangshibaxuerenguan’,qichudejiguan,errenqixinxieli,kuaisutuwei,biaomianshangkan,bufeichuihuizhili。

ranerzaizuihouyiguandedandadudouzhong,tachenggongle,kandaolexueguangfanshedeshengshan。

ranertaqueyinweitiqianbangtapochuwuxingbaguazhen,weitasaochuzhangai,xiaohaoletaiduotili,weinengchuangguozuihouyiguandedandadudou。

taruyuanyichangdelikailekuliansizaidetianchi,danshitazuidadeyihanqueshibunengdaizouta。

youguolewunian,talvlizhangong,qudelebingquanyingdeleweiwang,ruyuanyichangdeyongzijideliliangbaojiaweiguo,weizijizuiqindegegepuhaolelu,shunlidengshangdiwei。

danyiqiedefenghuabeihou,tazonghuimomingdeshiluo,neigejiaoxiaokerendeshenying,zongshiqiaojizhetadexinfei。tahuiguotianchi,quewufazhaodaota。

suoyi,tazhaoqitalai,yourudahailaozhen,shuciwugongerfan。

tongnian,tachengweixinjunshouxiadediyigewanghou……chiwang,tapingjieaorendejungonghejunmeidezhangxiang,wenmingyutianxia。tayiweizheiyinianshitazuifengguang、zuikuailedeyinian,shizeburan。

zaitazhengshifengwangdeneitian,tazuijingaidegege、dangjinhuangdisuonadediyigefeizi—zhenfei,fangfoshita!zheigezaitamengzhongchuxianguowushucidenvzi,weitafuchujiduodenvzi,heyanqiandesaosaozhendehenxiang,weiyibutongdeshi,zheigesaosaodeyanzhongdeta,shiquanrandemosheng。

taifuqinkouzhengshile,zheigeyijingchengweizijisaosaodenvzi,jiushibeisongdaotianchixueyidenvzi,tadeshijiecheditantale。

congci,tabiandefangdangbuji,xihuansoujitianxiajiansuoyouhezhenfeizhangdexiangxiangdenvzi,napashiyigeyanshen,yigedongzuo,tadoubufangguo。selangzhimingyouciersheng。

“lie,nizenmenengfanzheimedadecuowu?mingmingzhidaotaifuderenhechengxiangderendouzaianchujianshi,bushidouzuohaoxinlizhunbeilema?napatapeiqingerbizhuhaichou,yeyaoanjihualaia!”yanchihuodehaoyouwenzhongjibuerlai,yilianqifen,daduanleyanchihuodesixu。

“zheixiahaole,budanhuangdilongyandanu,jiulianhenmanyizheizhuanghunshidetaifu,yebuhuifangguoni!chengxiangneibianyidingzaigeanguanhuo,zuoshouyuwengzhilile!”wenzhongsihaomeiyoufajueyanchihuotongchu,jixudiediebuxiu。

“buyaozaishuole!”yanchihuozhongzhongdetanleyikouqi。

“shibenwangshisuan,benwangjianguodenvziqianqianwan,danshicongweiguoxiangpeiqingerzheimechoude。zhidaojintianwocaizhidao,chouyekeyidadaojizhi!”

yanchihuoyiliantongku,yiqiedeyiqiefangfoyaozaiqingkejianbatajidao。

sicunbanxiang,yanchihuoxinzhongyoulejueding。

“wenzhong,yiqieshunqiziranba,buyonglihuineigepeiqinger,yebuyongquxiangzenmemibu,ruguomaoranbujiu,zhihuiranggengzhangtaifuqiyan,faner,yibubianyingwanbian,caishizuihaodejiejuebanfa!”

“这……”

yanchihuokuanhoudeshouzhangzuzhilezheigehuatidejinxing,yigexijuxingdedongfangzhiyejiuciluomu。