第四章

我妈果然犹豫了。

waigonglikeaishengtanqi:[buxiaodedongxi,kaliyou40wanjiwojiao20wandeyiyaofeidoubuken,shengniyoushenmeyong?」

ranhougenbingfanglidehushimaiyuan:「yangercainengfanglao,yangnveryoushenmeyong?」

hushijiehuashuo:「laoyezi,zheijitianyemeijiannierzilaiyiyuanguoa?」

waigongshuo:「woerzisunzidouhenyouchuxi,tamennanenglaizuozheixiecuhuozanghuo?

[nvhaizixixin,zheixiehuoerjiugairangnverzuo!

hushi:[neiwokanzheishiyangnvercaifanglaoa!」

waigongyishiyusai,budalihushi。

hushizaitazhuanshenshi,jiletayijiwushengdebaiyan,beiwokandaole。

waigongyoudaodebangjiamama:「nibujiaoqian,wojiubanifashangwang,rangsuoyourenkankannizheigebuxiaonv!」

yuanlaiwomadeneixieshouduanhehuashudoushicongwowaigongzheilixuelaide。

ruguoshiqianshi,wohaihuiyifentianyingdijimamadabaobupingzhengjiuta,xianzai,wozhilengyanpangguan,kanzhezheilianggelanrenhu

相折磨。

「ba!nibieshuole,wojiaojiushile!」

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wozaiyipangyouxiandinaqishouji,jixuhechengdalegedianhua:

「didi,nimaifangdeneibishoufukuannalaijiaowaigongdeyiyaofeile,xianzaikaliyifenbusheng,mingtianganjinlaiyiyuanyitang,

waigongyidinghuikuanixiaoshunde!」

[shenme?]xuhechengguoranzaineitouzhijiezhale,「sheigandongneibiqian!shibushini?]

[wonanengzhipeinimaifangdeqian?dangranshiwomenneiweiqinaidemamaa。jwoxiaozhedao,「niyoubushibuzhidao,tayou

多听外公的话!」

xuhechengqichongchonggualedianhua,wodoukeyixiangxiangtazaijializashoujidechangjingle。

guoranyihuidaojia,xuhechengduizhewomapitougailianyidunma:

「nibawomaifangdeqiannaqujineigelaotouzixuyaofeile?」

chentamenmuziliangchaojiashi,woyongshoujiyuanchengyaokonglexinzhuangdejianshishexiangtou。

zaiwurenchajuedejiaoluoli,yitaijiankongshexiangtouzhengdiaozhuanfangxiangduizhunlexuhechenghewoma。

woshiqudirangchuzuijiajiwei,quebaomuzierrenzhanzaijiankongdecwei。

womaduishangxuhecheng,shengyindouxiaolexuduo,wanquanbuxianggenwoshuohuashineiyangzhongqishizu。

[neishiwobaba,niqinwaigong,doushiyijiaren……]

[sheigentashiyijiaren?]

xuhechengtuomohengfei,zhizhewoma:

「waigongyoubawomenzheiyijiafangyanlima?jiujiujianeimefada,gaichuqiandeshihourenpaomeiyingle!jiugezhewomenjiahaoyang

毛是吗?

[haojiejiedeqianjiusuanle,xianzailianwomaifangdeqiandoubeitianlejinqu!

[ma,nijianbujiana?nazheimeduoqianqudaotie!waigongyouduokanniyiyanma?dangnianfenfangzideshihouniyounadaoyigezi

ma?nizailaotouziyanlilianjiujiuyigenhanmaodoubibushang!」

wozheigedidibusuantaiben,zhishicongqianshibuguanji,xianzaiqinfandaotazijiliyile,neishizhuangdoubuzhuangle,zhijieyuanxing

毕露!

我妈呢?

zheixiehuayaoshihuanwolaishuo,tazaoyibazhangshanguolairangwobizuile。

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nayouwozheigenverhaozaojianruma?

「woxianzaijiuquyiyuanbaqiannahuilai!]

xuhechenghaizhenyaochongquyiyuan,womalanzheta,kanxiangyipangdewo:

[nijie!nijieyoudeshiqian!rangtajiniwangkalidashuangbeideqianbuchangni!!」

xiaoshuo《weizhengwubaiwan,babeituixiaershilou》disizhangshidujieshu。