第6章 直播间骂战

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“wasai!zhanglezhangle!”

kanzhezhibojianfengzhangdeguanzhong,wanzimanlianxingfen。

yushigengjiamailidedayouxi,yizuireqingdezitai,huanyingxinjinzhibojiandejibaimingfensi。

shubuzhi,zheiqunrenqishishilaizachangzide!

dantamenhaimeikaiza,bianbeiwanzidexingxiangjingyandao。

zhibohuamianzhong,wanzizuoziduanzheng,chuanzhejiankeaidetubaobaoshuiyi,shencaiaotuyouzhi,ertadeliandan,zeshibiaozhundeedanlian,hetakeaideluoliyinsihaobuweihe。

diyiyankandaozheimekeaidexiaojiejie,sheirenxinma?

“e,wanzi?youdianyisihe!”

“keke!qishiwomenshilaizachangzide!”

“xiongdimenzhongmela,qishinachulaiya!”

“neige,wanzixiaojie,qingnimashanggongkaijisaomodaoqian……xingme?”

“loushangde,mafannibazuihouliangzishandiao!”

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kandaozheixiedanmu,wanzimingxianyileng。

danmashangzhanyanyixiao,tiantiandao:“nanguaiya,saomogedefensi,douxiangnimenzheimekeaime?”

taziranerrandedangchengwanxiaochulile。

可爱?

握草!

zheiqunsaomofensibudandingle。

mingmingshilaizachangzide,juranbeishuochengkeai,quedingbushizaixiururen?

dankanzhejingtouqiandewanzimanlianzhenchengdetianmeixiaorong,lengshifabuqipiqi。

ercishi,pingmushangdeyouxihuamian,xiyinletamendezhuyi。

“ca,youtishichaoshenle?”

“这韩信好飘!”

“hanxinhaixing,mianqiangnengruwofayan。”

“meikanchulai,xiaojiejiehaishigeyewang……”

他们显然误会了。

以为韩信是丸子。

danshishishang,wanzidedajizhenganjingdedunzaicaoconglidengdailiewujingguoni,tazhishiyingfensiyaoqiu,jinliangbayouxijingtoujidaolehanxin。

dangran,zheimexiudehanxin,tabenrenyehenxiangkan。

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游戏中。

chennuobaozhejinkuaijieshuyouxidexintai,meizenmefayu,yizhizaizhuaren。

yinci,jihumeigeyihuierjiushigaonengchangmian。

xiudeduishouhezhibojianfensitoupifama!

观赏感,极强!

zheipimobaifensidaolaishi,yijingshiyouxizhongqi。

chennuodejingjiyuanyuanlingxianqitaren,sharenrudaye,qingsongjiaqieyi。

erqie,jiashangshihuangjinju,duishouyishibuzu,jingchangyudao“pengci”shijian。

biruhanxinzaizhuarentuzhong,zhuanjiaoyudaoai。

biruhanxinzaidalongshi,duishouzhudongbaliancouguolaiaida。

zheixieduishou,kanzhexiangjilepengcizhuanyehu。

erwanziheqitasangeduiyou,youxitiyanhencha,yudaodirendegailvzhendehenxiao!

jifangliyuanfangshenzhiduanyan:“zheijushirenji,kuaituileba。”

gongjixingbuqiang,wuruxingjida!

8分钟。

对面投降。

liyuanfangcaihouzhihoujuedehuiguoshenlai:“e,yuanlaibushirenji……”

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直播间。

zheigehanxinchedigouqilewanzifensidexingqu。

“sheishuoshangjushiyunqilaizhe?”

“woxiaole,hanxinmingmingshishilixuanshouhaoma!”

“queshiyoudaiwojianvshendeshili。”

“buzhidaonageyaomeifuzhuta,shizhongzenyangdexianyutiyan……”

jianwanzidefensi,bahanxinchuidezheimeshen,mobaidefensibushuangle。

“woxiaole,yuanlaishihuangjinju,nimennalaideyouyuegan?”

“buhuibabuhuiba,zhenyourenzaihuangjinjuluncaozuo?”

“huangjinyutangbushiluanshame?”

“wanzixiaojie,wozenmeganjuenidefensi,doumeizenmejianguoshimianni?”

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bunantingchu,zhenzhengdaizheyouyuegande,shimobaidefensi。

kanguanlemobaidegaoduanjucaozuo,jiandaoyiquntubiekuahuangjinxuanshou,ziranyaoshuodaoliangju。

tamenburenxinmawanzi,mamafensihaishikeyide!

sheirangwanzibushitaiju,fangmobaigezini?

erwanzizheibiandefensibeichaofengle,dangranbushuang!

zaizijianvshendezhibojianlibeima,zheinengren?

果断硬气的回怼啊!

网络上,谁怕谁!

yilaierqu,zhibojianliangbangfensimaderehuochaotian!

zheishihou,wanzizheigexinrenzhubodelieshibiantuxianchulaile,kongchangnengliyanzhongbuzu,chulejinyanshouduan,wanquanbuzhisuocuo。

yankanzhemazhanyuyanyulie,wanzizhihaotongguoqiuqiu,lianximobai。

“mobaige,nidefensizaiwozhibojianchaoqilaila!”

“嗯?有这种事?”

mobaizhengdatuanzhanni,wuxiafenshen:“yihuierwozaiqunlishuoyisheng,zuihaozanlianganyuedinglaiyiju,zhiyaoyouhaodehudongyixia,xiangxinwofensijiubuhuipennile……”

“bushipenwo,shipenwoduiyouhefensi。”

wanzibuzhigaizenmejieshi,sanyanliangyushuobuqingchu。

“xiaowenti,nidengwojifenzhong,wozheimashangjieshu。”

“e,wo……wohaoxiangyoukaile!”

mobai(-.-iii)。

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cishi,chennuowanquanbuzhidao,youjiqianrenyinweita,zhengmaderuhuorutu。

jieshubisai,jixukaishi。

meibanfa,renwuganshijian。

kaiheidierju,chennuoyiranxuanzehanxin。

wanzizeyinweimangbukai,xuanlehunziyao。

fanzhengyouhanxinzai,shubule。

“tianna!zaixianshuliangtupo2000renle!”

kanzhefengzhangderenshu,hedanmuqudezhanhuoliantian,wanziyouxiyouchou,kaixinbuqilai。

xianzaitadezhibojian,chedishikong,yipianhunluan!

“nitmshuozheihanxinbuqiang?xialenidegouyan,xingyaojudouhenshaojiandaozheimexiudeba!”

“tugoujiushitugou,daguorongyaojuma,jianguomobaidehanxinma!”

“yiqunhanhuo,wentibuzaihanxinqiangbuqiang!zhuyaoshi,huangjinju,huangjinju,huangjinju!zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian!”

“kaixiaohaonvecai,haijinimennvechuyouyueganlaile?”

“mafannimenxianbahanxinliandaozheijishu,zailaipingtoulunzu!”

“dui,sheixingsheiup,buxingnobibi!”

“xiaotugou,bufusoloa!”

“sheipashei,laia,laoziidshixxx……”

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游戏中。

chennuoliangerbuwenchuangwaishi,kaishilexindeyilungunxueqiu。

difangkandaowanzideid,kaijubianyanyudiaoxi,yangyanyaoshousizhubo。

dan,tamenwuyiliwaidebeichennuoshousilegebian。

rujindechennuo,zhujianshiyingxinbanbengaidong,cengjingdeshouganheyishimanmanhuilaile,jishugengshangyicenglou!

“jiushizheizhongganjue……”

“quanxintouruyouxidekuaile……”

chennuolianshangguazhehuixindeweixiao。

zheiyike,renwushenmede,tongtongbuzhongyao。

youde,zhishiyiqiangrexuedechuzhong……

zhengdangchennuochenjinzaihanchanglinlidexiaguzhandoushi,erjilichuanlaiwanzikelianbabadeyangqiusheng:

“hanxinxiaogege,qiuqiunibiexiule,wo……woyaoshoubulele!”

chennuokuangfanbaiyan:“haohaoshuohua,woduiyingyingguaibuganxingqu。”

嘤嘤怪?

人家哪儿嘤嘤怪啦!

zheitemiaodeshishaonvsajiaohaoba,keedechouzhinan!

wanzihenbengkui,tadoukuaimangzhale,juranhaibeihou。

taxiangshixuanxieqingxuyiban,dajiaodao:“ninengbunengfangdianshuia,zaizheiyangxiaqu,wozhendewoshoubulela!”

chennuobeituruqilaidemengnvjiaoshenghoumengle,xuanjizhengsedao:“biekaiche,zhuanxindayouxi!”

“kai,kaiche?”wanzizhangyawuzhuaxiangdaren:“wotemiaode,sheikaichela,sheikaichela,woshichunlvsezhubo!!”

“ng,lvdianerhaoa。”

“我!!!”