……
“wasai!zhanglezhangle!”
kanzhezhibojianfengzhangdeguanzhong,wanzimanlianxingfen。
yushigengjiamailidedayouxi,yizuireqingdezitai,huanyingxinjinzhibojiandejibaimingfensi。
shubuzhi,zheiqunrenqishishilaizachangzide!
dantamenhaimeikaiza,bianbeiwanzidexingxiangjingyandao。
zhibohuamianzhong,wanzizuoziduanzheng,chuanzhejiankeaidetubaobaoshuiyi,shencaiaotuyouzhi,ertadeliandan,zeshibiaozhundeedanlian,hetakeaideluoliyinsihaobuweihe。
diyiyankandaozheimekeaidexiaojiejie,sheirenxinma?
“e,wanzi?youdianyisihe!”
“keke!qishiwomenshilaizachangzide!”
“xiongdimenzhongmela,qishinachulaiya!”
“neige,wanzixiaojie,qingnimashanggongkaijisaomodaoqian……xingme?”
“loushangde,mafannibazuihouliangzishandiao!”
……
kandaozheixiedanmu,wanzimingxianyileng。
danmashangzhanyanyixiao,tiantiandao:“nanguaiya,saomogedefensi,douxiangnimenzheimekeaime?”
taziranerrandedangchengwanxiaochulile。
可爱?
握草!
zheiqunsaomofensibudandingle。
mingmingshilaizachangzide,juranbeishuochengkeai,quedingbushizaixiururen?
dankanzhejingtouqiandewanzimanlianzhenchengdetianmeixiaorong,lengshifabuqipiqi。
ercishi,pingmushangdeyouxihuamian,xiyinletamendezhuyi。
“ca,youtishichaoshenle?”
“这韩信好飘!”
“hanxinhaixing,mianqiangnengruwofayan。”
“meikanchulai,xiaojiejiehaishigeyewang……”
他们显然误会了。
以为韩信是丸子。
danshishishang,wanzidedajizhenganjingdedunzaicaoconglidengdailiewujingguoni,tazhishiyingfensiyaoqiu,jinliangbayouxijingtoujidaolehanxin。
dangran,zheimexiudehanxin,tabenrenyehenxiangkan。
……
游戏中。
chennuobaozhejinkuaijieshuyouxidexintai,meizenmefayu,yizhizaizhuaren。
yinci,jihumeigeyihuierjiushigaonengchangmian。
xiudeduishouhezhibojianfensitoupifama!
观赏感,极强!
zheipimobaifensidaolaishi,yijingshiyouxizhongqi。
chennuodejingjiyuanyuanlingxianqitaren,sharenrudaye,qingsongjiaqieyi。
erqie,jiashangshihuangjinju,duishouyishibuzu,jingchangyudao“pengci”shijian。
biruhanxinzaizhuarentuzhong,zhuanjiaoyudaoai。
biruhanxinzaidalongshi,duishouzhudongbaliancouguolaiaida。
zheixieduishou,kanzhexiangjilepengcizhuanyehu。
erwanziheqitasangeduiyou,youxitiyanhencha,yudaodirendegailvzhendehenxiao!
jifangliyuanfangshenzhiduanyan:“zheijushirenji,kuaituileba。”
gongjixingbuqiang,wuruxingjida!
8分钟。
对面投降。
liyuanfangcaihouzhihoujuedehuiguoshenlai:“e,yuanlaibushirenji……”
……
直播间。
zheigehanxinchedigouqilewanzifensidexingqu。
“sheishuoshangjushiyunqilaizhe?”
“woxiaole,hanxinmingmingshishilixuanshouhaoma!”
“queshiyoudaiwojianvshendeshili。”
“buzhidaonageyaomeifuzhuta,shizhongzenyangdexianyutiyan……”
jianwanzidefensi,bahanxinchuidezheimeshen,mobaidefensibushuangle。
“woxiaole,yuanlaishihuangjinju,nimennalaideyouyuegan?”
“buhuibabuhuiba,zhenyourenzaihuangjinjuluncaozuo?”
“huangjinyutangbushiluanshame?”
“wanzixiaojie,wozenmeganjuenidefensi,doumeizenmejianguoshimianni?”
……
bunantingchu,zhenzhengdaizheyouyuegande,shimobaidefensi。
kanguanlemobaidegaoduanjucaozuo,jiandaoyiquntubiekuahuangjinxuanshou,ziranyaoshuodaoliangju。
tamenburenxinmawanzi,mamafensihaishikeyide!
sheirangwanzibushitaiju,fangmobaigezini?
erwanzizheibiandefensibeichaofengle,dangranbushuang!
zaizijianvshendezhibojianlibeima,zheinengren?
果断硬气的回怼啊!
网络上,谁怕谁!
yilaierqu,zhibojianliangbangfensimaderehuochaotian!
zheishihou,wanzizheigexinrenzhubodelieshibiantuxianchulaile,kongchangnengliyanzhongbuzu,chulejinyanshouduan,wanquanbuzhisuocuo。
yankanzhemazhanyuyanyulie,wanzizhihaotongguoqiuqiu,lianximobai。
“mobaige,nidefensizaiwozhibojianchaoqilaila!”
“嗯?有这种事?”
mobaizhengdatuanzhanni,wuxiafenshen:“yihuierwozaiqunlishuoyisheng,zuihaozanlianganyuedinglaiyiju,zhiyaoyouhaodehudongyixia,xiangxinwofensijiubuhuipennile……”
“bushipenwo,shipenwoduiyouhefensi。”
wanzibuzhigaizenmejieshi,sanyanliangyushuobuqingchu。
“xiaowenti,nidengwojifenzhong,wozheimashangjieshu。”
“e,wo……wohaoxiangyoukaile!”
mobai(-.-iii)。
……
……
cishi,chennuowanquanbuzhidao,youjiqianrenyinweita,zhengmaderuhuorutu。
jieshubisai,jixukaishi。
meibanfa,renwuganshijian。
kaiheidierju,chennuoyiranxuanzehanxin。
wanzizeyinweimangbukai,xuanlehunziyao。
fanzhengyouhanxinzai,shubule。
“tianna!zaixianshuliangtupo2000renle!”
kanzhefengzhangderenshu,hedanmuqudezhanhuoliantian,wanziyouxiyouchou,kaixinbuqilai。
xianzaitadezhibojian,chedishikong,yipianhunluan!
“nitmshuozheihanxinbuqiang?xialenidegouyan,xingyaojudouhenshaojiandaozheimexiudeba!”
“tugoujiushitugou,daguorongyaojuma,jianguomobaidehanxinma!”
“yiqunhanhuo,wentibuzaihanxinqiangbuqiang!zhuyaoshi,huangjinju,huangjinju,huangjinju!zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian!”
“kaixiaohaonvecai,haijinimennvechuyouyueganlaile?”
“mafannimenxianbahanxinliandaozheijishu,zailaipingtoulunzu!”
“dui,sheixingsheiup,buxingnobibi!”
“xiaotugou,bufusoloa!”
“sheipashei,laia,laoziidshixxx……”
……
游戏中。
chennuoliangerbuwenchuangwaishi,kaishilexindeyilungunxueqiu。
difangkandaowanzideid,kaijubianyanyudiaoxi,yangyanyaoshousizhubo。
dan,tamenwuyiliwaidebeichennuoshousilegebian。
rujindechennuo,zhujianshiyingxinbanbengaidong,cengjingdeshouganheyishimanmanhuilaile,jishugengshangyicenglou!
“jiushizheizhongganjue……”
“quanxintouruyouxidekuaile……”
chennuolianshangguazhehuixindeweixiao。
zheiyike,renwushenmede,tongtongbuzhongyao。
youde,zhishiyiqiangrexuedechuzhong……
zhengdangchennuochenjinzaihanchanglinlidexiaguzhandoushi,erjilichuanlaiwanzikelianbabadeyangqiusheng:
“hanxinxiaogege,qiuqiunibiexiule,wo……woyaoshoubulele!”
chennuokuangfanbaiyan:“haohaoshuohua,woduiyingyingguaibuganxingqu。”
嘤嘤怪?
人家哪儿嘤嘤怪啦!
zheitemiaodeshishaonvsajiaohaoba,keedechouzhinan!
wanzihenbengkui,tadoukuaimangzhale,juranhaibeihou。
taxiangshixuanxieqingxuyiban,dajiaodao:“ninengbunengfangdianshuia,zaizheiyangxiaqu,wozhendewoshoubulela!”
chennuobeituruqilaidemengnvjiaoshenghoumengle,xuanjizhengsedao:“biekaiche,zhuanxindayouxi!”
“kai,kaiche?”wanzizhangyawuzhuaxiangdaren:“wotemiaode,sheikaichela,sheikaichela,woshichunlvsezhubo!!”
“ng,lvdianerhaoa。”
“我!!!”