第5章 真是欺人太甚!

yahuancongmangxiaqudasaodumiaoroudefangjian,duyunyanqueshibudasuanjiucifangguo,zuijiaoweiqiao,“qishimeimeibubihebiedejiemeiyijian,bianshiyunyanneijianfangmeimeiyeshizhude,benshijiemeiyouhebizheimeshengfen。”

duyunyanweidizhetouyangaizhuyandidedeyi,chuixiaqudemuguangqueshianziqiaozhedumiaorou,tadaoyaokankan,dumiaorouhuibuhuijiexiatazheimeyige‘haoxin’?

bijingtadezheigemeimei,keshiyixinxiangyaodangshangdinv,neibianbadinvdefangjiancijitaba。

rangdumiaorouyixiazijiuhuiguoshen,tazenmenengzhuduyunyandefangjian!genghekuangneifangjianbingweidasao,taruotingcongzhujinqu,yihouzaizheidufuhainengyoushenmediweikeyan?zheiduyunyanbaimingleshiguyixiuruta!

dumiaorouliansezhujianbiandenankan,tashenzhidounengganjuedao,zhouweixiarendemuguangdouweiraozaitashenshang,rangtajuedeyichangciyan。

qiangrenzhuxinlidebushi,dumiaoroutaiqitou,yifushouchongruojingdemoyang,“jiejiehuazennengzheimeshuo?meimeihechanghuihejiejieshengfen,daoshimeimeihaixujiejielirangyifan,zhenshimeimeidecuo。”

duyunyankanzhedumiaorouwojianyouliandebiaoqing,xinlixianqiyizhenliangyi,dankandumiaorouzheiputongdeyizhao,zhibudingdeqiancheduoshaorendexin,kanneidulingheliuyuehedeshenqing,kongpaxindizaoyibatajimalegebian。

duyunyanxindichixiaojisheng,dantabiaomianquedaizhexiexuxiaoyi,“meimeijiranbujieyi,neiyunyanyebubiduoxiang,neishiqingjiuzheibanjueding,meimeizanzhuyunyanneijianba。”

dumiaorouyixiupianzhang,zangzaiyixiulideshuangshouzaoyijinjindewochengquan,zheifenchiru,tayidingyaorangduyunyanchangchang。

“jiejieshuodezishihaode,neirouerbianxianzhujiejiefangjian。”dumiaorouxinranyixiao,duizheduyunyanweiweidiantou。

yankanzheshiqingyijingdingxia,duyunyandemeijiandoudaizhexiaoyi,jinrixinqingdaoshizhenbucuo,kanzhedumiaorouqiangrenchixiakutou,xinliyuyuezhiji。

erzheiyiqie,buguoshiganggangkaishi!

dulinglvedaiguanxindekanzheduyunyan,“jiranshiqingyijingdingxia,neiyunyanbianquxiexiba,youheshijiufenfuxiarenbianshi。”

duyunyandianlediantou,weilianleyixiashenqing,“neinverbiangaotuile。”zailinchumendeshihou,duyunyantouweice,ganyingzheshiweidefangwei,kongdongdeyanshenwangleguoqu:“neizhongguanjiaobuyandenucai,jiugaihaohaozhangzui,zheiyicijiurangbenwangfeiyuezhule。”

shiweixinlingshenhuidezoudaosunmamashenbian。

sunmamajingkongdewangzheta,“ni……niyaozuoshenme?”

shiweibushuohua,yangshouyibazhangshuaizailetadelianshang,zheiyibazhangdadekuaizhunhen,xiazuleliqi,tadelianshaneijianhongzhongleqilai,zuijiaoyeshenchulexuesi。

sunmamatonghuleyisheng,laoleizongheng。

liuyueheweibengzhelian,fangfozheiyibazhangshidazailetadelianshang。

duyunyanjiaobuweiting,dumiaoroudefangjiantazishijide,buguotaxianzaikehaishi“xiazi”,bianfenfuleyahuandaitaguoqu。

zouyuanle,shenzhihaiyinyuenengtingdaoshiweizhangguaisunmamadeshengyin,duyunyanzuijiaoyangqiqianqianxiaoyi,xiandetagengweiqinhejifen。

erzhidaotagangcaizaidatangbiaoxiandeyahuanmen,yigegedexiaoxinyiyisihouzhe,jiupayibuxiaoxindeleduyunyan,retashengyan,neikejiudebuchangshile。

rujinzheifushangmoguoyutazuidale。

daolefangjian,duyunyandengyahuanchuquhou,muguangsaoshizhedumiaoroufangjiandeyiqie,budebushuo,dulingduidumiaorouzheigenverdaozhenshichongni。

shenmeguizhongdedouwangdumiaorouzheiliban,jiuliantayaolehaojibiandeyantaidouguizhengdefangzaidumiaoroudezhuomian,beiyahuanzixizhuanghao。

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dumiaorounuqicongcongdecongdatanglikai,tayuexiangyuehenbushiziwei,pingshenmetayaobeiduyunyanyayitou?jiusuantarujindanglewangfei,tayebuxiangrangduyunyanhaoguo。

dumiaorouanyazhuxinzhongdebunai,laidaodushuyideyuanzi,tadaoshizhixiaozheisanmeiyibushigehaoren。

“erjiebuquzhengliwuzi,laizhaowosuoweiheshi?”xiangdaogangcaifashengdeshi,dushuyijiuxiangxiao,tabucengxiangdao,youyitiandumiaorouhuichizhekui。

tiqizheijianshi,dumiaoroudexinlijiushiyiguhuoqi,ketaxiangqilaidemude,suijiyilianqianyidekanzhedushuyi。

“haibushiyinweidajiedeyaoqiu,dajiezhiqiankanzhonglewodewuzi,dengwotengchuyihoubianyoushuokanzhonglemeimeidexiangfang,haitichurangmeimeibanqugenneixienubimenshuizaiyikuai。”shuodaozheili,dumiaorouyouxieweinan,“nizhidaodajiexianzaishiwangfei,tashuodehua,womenkeweibeibule。”

dushuyimouguangweidong,zheixiedongxitingzaileerli,yichangdezhaxin!

zheiduyunyanzhenshiqirentaishen!

dushuyiminzhezuibushuohua,xindiquezaoyimalegebian,duyunyanpashikantahaoqifu,caihuizheibandecunjinchi!

dumiaoroudemuguangyizhidouguanchazhedushuyi,zhuangzuobujingyidekaikou,“wogangcaitingshuoa,zhiqianfuqinyijingjinizhaoleyimenhaoqinshi,kexidajieyihuilaijiufoule,zheiqinshishengshengdejiaohuangle。”

shuowan,dumiaoroulianseyibai,shuadeyixiawuzhuletadezuiba,lianliandepaidazhe,hanhubuqingdeshuozhegaozuidehua,“douguaiwo,wobugaigennitizheigede。”

dushuyimeikandaodumiaorouneiyishanerguosuanji,tingletadehuazhihou,xindidenuhuocengcengdemaoleshanglai。tabuguoganggangduozuileyihui,zheiduyunyanjingranjiaoheletadeqinshi!

“erjiewomingbaile,woshoushiyixiajiubanchuqu。”dushuyiweidizhetou,yanxialeyiqiangnuhuo,pingjingdemianrongkanbuchurenhedehenji,kedumiaorouqueshizhidao,jinrizhihoudushuyiyidingbuhuirangtashiwang。

dumiaorouyizou,dushuyijiuyijingjianchibuzhu,mianrongzhengningdekanzheduyunyansuozhudefangxiang,shouzhongdebeiziyinweiyongli,beilideshuigenzhehuangdongchulai,jinshiletadeyixiu。

duyunyanzheibizhangzanmenkeyaohaohaoqingsuan!

“lairen,qujixianzuoyipangaodianjiwoduanshanglai。”dushuyimuguangkanzheshoushangyisuiliedebeizi,zuijiaogoulechuyisiyinchendexiaoyi。

yahuanganjindebabeizijichulihao,bianqulechufangzhunbeidianxin。

dushuyishoushileyixia,bianfenfuyahuanbatadefangjianzhenglichulai,erzijibanqulexiarendefangjian。

richenxishan,dushuyikanzhezhuoshangjiuyizuohaodelvdougao,manbujingxindecongxiukoutaochuyigexiaobubao,conglimiandaochubaisedefenmoshi,junyundesazailvdougaoshang。

fenmobenxixiao,zishiburongyikandao,henkuaibianrongruzailvdougaoli,yidianhenjidoumeiyouliuxia。