第1章 我怕不是个假的主角吧!

沈天很郁闷。

tachuanyuele,chuanyuedaoxiuxianshijie。

chengweizheigexiuxianshijieli,donghuangdayanguodeshisanhuangzi。

zhiyuweishenmechuanyuechenghuangzi,haiyumen?

呵呵。

yinweitafushendezheigehuangzi,shigegongrendejueshidaomeidan!

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anzhaozhengchangqingkuang,lanfeizhizirihoujiusuanjingzhengtaizizhiwei,yeshiyouhendaxiwangde。

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gongtingdiwei-1-1-1-1……

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chulerichangdaomeizhiwai,shisanhuangzizaixiuxianzhilushangyemeiyoushunguo。

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“水,我要水。”

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tingdaohuhuansheng,yigelaotaijianlianmangduanzhechalaidaochuangbian,guanqiedifuqishentian。

“shuilaile,dianxianinmandianhe。”

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keyishuoshisanhuangzishentian,wanquanshitayishoudaidade。

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danzaishisanhuangzidejiyili,guigonggongnaodaidingshangmeiyouzheigequanquana!

……

是的,圈圈。

cishizaishentianyanzhong,guigonggongdetoudingshangherandingzheyigelvsedefaguangquanquan。

yangziyoudianxiangtianshitoushangdeguanghuan,jiushiyansebudui。

“我眼花了?”

shentianroulerouyanjing,faxianguigonggongtoudingshangdelvseguanghuanhaicunzaizhe。

显然,这不是眼花。

“guibo,ninnengbangwonayimianjingziguolaima?”

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dangjingzilideneigerenchuxianzaishentianmianqianshi,tazhongyumingbaiweishenmeshisanhuangzineimedaomeile。

英俊!

无以伦比的英俊。

lanfeishicengjingdedayanguodiyimeiren。

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henxianran,zheiwanyijueduibushishahaodongxi。

shuobudingjiushieyundexianhua!

“nandao,zheijiushichuanshuozhongdeyintangfahei?”

shentianzhongxintanghuichuangshang,biaoshizijixiangyigerenjingjing。

……

renjiachuanyuezhe,toushangdingzhededoushizhujiaoguanghuan。

neiyanseneibige,jincancanbulingbulingde。

自己头顶上的呢!

yinsensenwuyangyangde,haimaozheheiqi,ganjuedingzhetazouchuqudourongyizaoleipi。

wopabushigejiadezhujiaoba!

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toushangdingzhezheiyangdeeyunguanghuan,shuoxinlibuhuangshijiade。

haixiuxian,lilian,xunbao,dujie?

算了吧!

shentianxianzaidexiaotige,yigebuxiaoxinchifandoukenengyesi。

“guibo,woleile,nixiantuixiaba!”

shentianjuedingzanshianxinzaichuangshangxiuyangshenzi。

chumenshibukenengchumende。

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“haode,neilaonuqujidianxiajianyao。”

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taqingqingguanshangmen,yimianshentianchuilefenghanqiruti,jiezhebianqinziquchufangjianyao。

jiexialaideyigeyueli,shentianbiaoxiandehenguai。

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zhongyu,zaiguigonggongchuangqianchuanghoudexixinzhaoliaoxia,shentiandeshentimanmanquanyule。

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“yigeyuele,zhengzhengyigeyue,tianzhidaowozheiyigeyuewoshizenmeguolaide!”

zhongyu,shentianbiebuzhule。

meiyoushouji,yemeiyoudiannao,lianbenshaoweiyouyisidiandexiaoshuodoumeiyou。

meitiantangzaichuangshangsikaorensheng。

zheiyangderizi,wuliaoderangtafafeng。

shengmingchengkegui,ziyoujiagenggao。

bendianxiayaochuqulang!!!