第2章 当不了爸爸就给我当儿子!

di2zhangdangbulebabajiujiwodangerzi!

yuminheerdaofanziyanhongzhouqingyangshoushangdeshangbaiwanxianjin,jigeerdaofanzikanzhezhongyangdezhoulin,huaiyishibushiganggangdaqingle。

zhouqingyangkanzhouweirenchabuduobiantixingdao:“linzi,renchabuduole。”

周林点了点头。

“zhoulinnixiaozixianggaoshenmehuayang,ganggangwotingshuonibeiermazineibangrenzoule,woxianshuohao,wokemeicanyuha。”

yigechuanzhehuakuchadezhongniandiaozheyan,daizheigemojing,luchuyichuandahuangya。

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快准狠。

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buguo,buguantajinbiaoyinbiao,congjintianyihou,lianggerenjiangyongyuanbuhuizaiyigeshuipingxianshangshenghuo。

“xiangzilimiandeqian,nimenyijingkandaole,nimenxiangdemeicuo,zheixieqianjiushisongjizamencundeyumin,yijifujincunyuminpengyoude。”

周林嘿嘿冷笑。

“congjintiankaishinimenshoushangsuoyoudeyuhuoquanbuyishichangmaijiashougou,bufengaoduanhaixian,jianghuiyijiudianzuigaomaijiashougou,buzhuannimenyifenqian,shenzhiwodaotieyunfei!”

“我去!”

“他疯了么!”

“什么鬼!”

所有渔民震惊不已。

gengzhenjingdehaishineixieerdaofanzi。

bujiudaniyidunme,zheiyeshizhengchangdejingjijingzheng,niyongdezheyusiwangpo?

suoyouyujiniyigerenshougoule,ninengmaidediaome?

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dajiadexiangfaqishidoumeicuo。

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rujin,zheigejiagechuxianle!

“林子,太棒了!”

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“zhoulin,nizheiyangraoluanshichang,keyaoxiangqingchu。”

jinbiaotunlekoukoushui,pixiaoroubuxiaodedao:“jintiantamenchulishiqingqueshibudui,kezamenshibushishangliangyixia,niyaozhuanqian,womenyeyaozhuanqian,dajiadouburongyishibushi?”

“gennimenshangliang?”zhoulinlengxiaoyisheng:“gennimenyoushenmehaoshangliang,bushizhaorengaowome,yaomebisheiyouqian,yaomezaizhaorengaowoa!”

“yaoshigaobuguowo,jiuguaiguaijiwogunchuxiawancun!”

“你!”

jinbiaoqideyanluxiongguang,yachiyaodegegezuoxiang。

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神经病啊!

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“duile,haiyouweilebaozhengzamendegaodanghaixiannenggouhuodezuihaodechushoujiage,womenhuiduigeweidagedajieshoushangdehaixianjinxingpinjipinggu,dadaobiaozhunyishang,jianghuifafangewaideqian!”

“kenengguochenghuihaofeiyidianshijian,danjueduibuhuizhang,geweimeiwentiba。”

“没问题没问题。”

“linzi,xiaoshimeibiyao。”

“linlaoban,chaoguopinjiwomenyebuduoyaoqian,nijidetaiduole。”

金彪听得再次震惊。

zhoulinzheizhaoshiyijibiaozhundefudichouxina,tabujinzhijiejiangpinjizhidutailechulai,haijirenewaifahongbao,zheijiushibaiminglejixusongqiandejiezou。

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“最后一条!”

zhoulinhuangulesizhouzhihoumanmanshuodao:“congjintiankaishifanshigenwozuojiaoyizhihou,zaiwodeshougoujiagemeiyouchuxiandafudubodongdeqingkuangxia,meiyouzhengdewotongyideqingkuangxia,haigenqitaerdaofanzizuojiaoyide,quanbuyongbuhezuo,bingqielaruheimingdan!”

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zheishiyaogentamensikedaodidejiezou?

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ruguozheitiaozhenyaoshishi,neigujibushaoyumindegenzijideqinqihuaqingjiexianlejiu。

erqiezheitiaohaijianjiedujuele,erdaofanzimentongguoshougouqitadifangdehaixian,zaizhuanmaijizhoulindekeneng。

“zhoulinzhoulaoban,nizheiyanggaoyouyisime?”

“niyaoyigerengaowomensuoyouren?”

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jinbiaozhongyusipolelian,zhoulinzheizhaotaihenle,ruguobujitadianlihaiqiaoqiao,tamenerdaofanzisuoyourenzhinengguaiguaituichuzheigeshichang。

嘿嘿

周林不屑一顾。

“nimenzhiqianbujiuzailianheqilaigaowome,wohuipanimengao?youbenshinimenbajiagetaidaogenwoqipingdejiage,neiworensong,jisuoyoucunminmoufuli,kuiwoyeyuanyi,ruguonimenbuyuanyi,neimebaibai,xianzaizheiniantou,sheiyouqiansheishibaba,nimendangbulebaba,jiuguaiguaijiwodangerzi!”

“jinbiaowojinggaoniyiju,zaiwomencunzheikuaiyimusanfendili,niliangepidoubushi!”