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rujinpijiadailiaobenzou，dajinguofusijiannu。
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pashimeitingguowohezhezhihufukangdedaming！
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“咔嚓！”
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shichuiqishisihuhenjingya：“yo，meisi？”
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......
limudengrenzaoyizuohaolehehezhebusishadezhunbei。
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披甲奴竟然没死！
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福康顿时大怒如狂。
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fukang：“xiayannucai！heganshayedeshangdui！”
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zhangdushan：“zuozuozuo。”
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naohoudezhuweibafabianzaikongzhonghuaguoyidao**dehuxian。
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“噗！”
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limuzhanmadeqianchongzhili、limubaichuizideqili，jiashangfukangwulongjiaozhudeyaofuzhili...
那脑袋碎的呀...
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“xiongdimen，zheipijianubushijinmanzi，wuyiburuo。”
“woyisi...zheiyangneiyang...”
“明白，那试试？”
“shishi！buxingjiunongsi！”
“都演好点！”
“delei，zhaizhuniqiaohaoba！”