我在娱乐圈当天师全文阅读第5章

jiemuzujianwomenxialai,yebuhanhuzhijiexuanbudiergeliucheng。

「shaohougeweilaoshiyaoqudedifangshi——wutongcun。」

zheijiemuzuzaigaoxuetou,juranbadidiandingzaizheimexiehudedifang。

wutongcun,shibeipingxuanweishidakongbudidianzhiyideyigepianpicunluo,bushaotanxianbozhuqulehuilaizhihou,douchuxianlegezhonggeyangdewenti。

「danquwutongcunzhiqian,geweilaoshixuyaozixinggoumaifaqigongju,maiwancaidaowutongcunjizhong。」

我一下子就傻眼了。

biedejiabinzhuyidiandouzaimaifaqishangmian,neizheibujiuyiweizhezhendeyouguima?

erwozhizhuazhuleyigeguanjiandian,zixinglikai???shiwolijiedeneigeyisima?

wobuganzhixindekaikou「suoyinimendeyisishinimenmeiyouanpaiche??」

zaoshangwolaicanjiazhibo,gongsiwangjianpaiche,zuihoushiwokuangcaizheliangxiaoshizixingcheguolaide。

毁灭吧!世界!

daoyanbuhaoyisidenaonaotou「zixingcaimaizhuyaoshixiangrangguanzhongkanyixiageweilaoshiduidaojiaofaqiderenzhichengdu,danshimeixiangdaojianglaoshinimeiyouche。」

huayingangluo,songhuaixuqingqingxiaochulesheng。

danmuliyoutiexindewangyouzaipinglunqufangchulewozaoshangzailushangkuangcaizixingcheshangmouyinremendeshipin,bozhudepeiwenshi,qingwenzheishinageqixingyundongyuanma?haiguaihaokanli。

manpingdehahahahahabuduan。

【hahahahahahahabieshuozheijiehaitinghaoxiao。】

【hahahazheijiexinggehezhangxiangwanquanyanzhongbufua!】

【han,zenmekeneng?tabeihoujinzhuneimeda,zenmekenengliangezhuanchedoumeiyou。】

xumiaohaizhuangmozuoyangdecoushanglai,yuqilidaizhemanmandekuijiu,danyanshenlidoushixingzailehuo「buhaoyisiajiangli,wodechebutaifangbian,buranwokendingwan.wan.ayaoqingnihewoyiqi。」

「meiguanxini,miaomiao~」exinrensheibuhuini。

【wuwuwumiaomiaojianzhishixiaotianshi,zhiqianhaibeizheigenvrenmaitonggaolacaiyanya,haiduitazheimehao。】

【buguoyouyishuoyi,jiangliqueshibixumiaogenghaokana。】

【qishiwoganjuexumiaozheijuhuatingchade……】

jiuzaiwozhunbeirenmingquqizixingchedeshihou,shenhouyidaolabashengxiangqi。

woyihuozhuanguotou,shineiliangheisedemaibahe,songhuaixuzuozaijiashiweishang。

qiguai,talailujiemushenbianyemeidaizhulima?

songhuaixuchiyileyixia,youenleyixialaba。

wodunshinaohuo,shenmeyisi???genwoxuanyaoniyouchema???xiaozinibietaiguofenlewogennishuo。

tajianwohaishimeidongzuo,zhudongjiangxiachechuang,qingliedesangyinchuandaowodeerzhong「jiangli,wosongniba。」

woyouxiejingtidekanzheta,wushixianyinqinfeijianjidaoa「weishenme?」

songhuaixuyouxiebuhaoyisidekaikou「wobutailejiedaojiadewenhua,buzhidaoyinggaimaishenmefaqigongju,kanniduizheixiepoyouyanjiu,suoyixiangrangniyiqicanmoucanmou。」

tadezheigemapiyixiazijiupaidaowodexinkanshangle。

wohaikuijiuqilaile,woyouzui,wogaisi,zhende,gangcaizhiyiyigezheiyanghaoderen。

kouyi,qingzushiyeyuanliangwo。

daizhekuijiuchenzhongdexinqingzuoshanglemengmeiyiqiudemaibahe,zuoshangchedeneiyike,neixinshunjianhuanhu“wa”“wa”“wa”“zheijiushichuanshuozhongmaibahedechuganma?”

guoran,hunyulequandemeiyouqiongren。

xingfudeleishuibuzhengqidecongzuijiaoliuxialai。

ranerzhibolisonghuaixufensihaimeishuoshenmexumiaodefensijiuxianzhamaole。