第四章 装逼失败的神医

disizhangzhuangbishibaideshenyi

duruocikekongpashiweiyidexian。

tadexuemai,zenmekenenghaixuyaoqiufanrendeyishengjiuzhi?

kuangqie,houyishengpindetaicha,daodedixiayepeijiduruodexuemaizhibing?

buguanzhongrenjingya,duruoyanshensaoguohouyisheng,huanhuanshuodao:“zheizhongyongcaifeiwu,jianqiexinsidaidu,haowuyide,yepeijiwonverzhibing。”

duruolisuodangran,shuochuzheihuashizaipingchangbuguodeshiqing。

danshizhouweiweiguanderenyijingshichedidaizhi,kanxiangduruo,yishijianshuobuchuhualai。

“神经病啊。”

xujiu,zhongyuyourenkaikou。

diyijuhua,jiushiruci。

houyishengpindedequebuzenmeyang,danshiyishuzainalibaizhe,shiquanwei,xianzaizheigezhangtoufadeyishujiajingranshizhijiezhengyanshuoxiahua,bushishenjingbingyoushishenme?

“哈哈哈……”

houyishenglianseguaiyi,xujiuzhihou,caimengrankuangxiaoqilai,zhishiyanshenbingleng,meiyoubandianxiaoyi。

杜若是个废物**。

这是毫无疑问的。

danshibeizheiyangde**dangzhongzhiyi,xiuru,zheiyeranghouyishenghuoda,henmeiyoumianzi。

“duruo,nifashenmefeng?ganjinjihouyishengdaoqian。”

anxinbeiduruodefengkuangyanyuqidekuaiyaofafeng,zhandouzhe,yanleidouzaiyankuangdazhuan。

baoerdebingzhenghenyanzhong,henshitongku,houyishengjiushizhiliaojuezhengdexiwang,duruozheigeshazi,zheishixiangyaoranbaoerhuohuotongsime?

“woshuodedoushishihua,anxin,wokeyijiuwomendebaoer。”

杜若开口。

“你**。”

anxinduiduruochediwuyule,kaikoushuodao,yanleiliutangjuemeilianjia,ranhoushenxiyikouqi,zhijiezoudaohouyishengdemianqian,duihouyishengwanyaojugong,shuodao:“duibuqi,houyisheng,wonanrenbudongshi,wodaitaxiangnidaoqian。”

杜若愣住。

anxinzaiyinxiangzhong,doushiyouzhejueduiziaode,xianzai,quezhinengrenshouquru,aiqiubieren,zheishiduiduruomodadefengci。

“道歉?你也配?”

houyishengquelengxiao,anxinyueshifuruan,tajiuyueshigaoao,xiaozhangdehen。

“**。”

duruohengxingxingyu,gaogaozaishang,huiguilanxing,yeshiwanmeirongrulelanxingshehui,zhijielengxiaokaikou。

houyishengdeliansedunshiyinchen。

erduruoshuowan,zhijiechaozhebingfangzouqu,yaojiangbaoerzhijiedaizou。

“duruo,nishibushifengle?”

anxinchongdaoduruomianqian,jiangduruozulanxialai。

“womenxianzaimeiqianle,baoerdebingzhenghenyanzhong,nizheiyangrenxing,feiyaohaisibaoercaianxinme?”

anxinqiku,duiduruoshiwangdaolejidian。

“wozhendenenggoujiubaoer,zheishacha,jiubulede。”

杜若开口说道。

anxinqidezhandou,dahou:“duruo,nijiwozhuzui,niyoumeiyouyishu,dongbudongjiuren,nandaowobuzhidao?nixiangyaohaiwonver,wobudaying。”

anxinyijingtongkudaoyouxiejuewangdeweidaole。

tahecengxiangdao,dangnianbuguyiqiedetuofuzhongshendenanrenyinweiyicidajijiuhuiyijuebuzhen,chengweifeichai,shenzhi,xianzaidouxianruleziwoqiangdadehuanjuezhizhong。

杜若皱眉。

四下一看。

ranhouzhijiechaozheyigeqidubufandelaozhezouleguoqu。

“nimingbujiuyi,zuiduosantianjiuhuibingwei,wonenggoujiuni,zhixuyaosanbaiwan,dangchangyizhi。”

duruoduianxinyouzhuduokuiqian,anxinbutongyi,duruoyebuganmianqiang,zhijiejiuzhaoren,yaozhengmingtadeyishu。

tangtangdaxian,chushoujiuren,ququsanbaiwan,jianzhilianjiadaolejidian。

shijicongquan,duruoyegubushangtaiduo,zhinengjiangjiu。

buguo,duruojuedezijishizaijiuren,zijiangshenfen。

danshizheihuashuochukou,qidubufandezhongnianrenliansedunshijiubianle,yichangbuyue。

bianshang,yigeqizhichuzhong,zhangxiangfeifandenianqingnvzidunshibaonu,duiduruodashenghechi:“shenjingbinga,paodaozheililaihushuobadao,nishibushizhaochou?”

zheinvzimaweibian,yingtaoxiaokou,pifubaixi,kanzhejiushiyigeyangzunchuyoudedaxiaojiemoyang,danpiqihuobao,yibianhechi,yibianjiuyaozhijieduiduruodongshou。

duruoyikan,fandaoshiyouxietiaomei,zheinvrenkanzhejiaodidi,rouruoruode,jingranhaishiyigelianjiazi,suiranshilizaiduruokanlaibuzhiyiti,dan,yaoshianzhaoyiqiandebiaozhun,zheinvrendeshenshouhaizheshibucuo,duifuyibanren,jiushimiaoshadefen。

cike,tayijingjiangduruodangchenglepianzi。

erqie,haizuzhoutafuqinmashangyaosi,ciketabaonuzhixia,meiyoulihuiduruoshibushiyibanren,zhijieyiquan,chaozheduruodangxionghongshaerqu。

zheiyiquan,zaikongqizhongdoudaiqilebowen。

显得异常恐怖。

yourenkandaozheiyimu,renbuzhuzhijiejingshengjianjiaoqilai。

显然被吓得够呛。

duruoquehaoxiangshimeiyoubandianchajue,yiranshizhanzaiyuandibudong。

“haizhenbupasime?**。”

xiaoxuanlengxiao,quantoushangdeliliangmeiyoubandianjianshao。

dan,guanjianshike,zhongniannanrenchushou,zhijiejiangxiaoxuanzhuazhu。

“budefangsi,bunenghuluanshangren。”

xiaoguohuazheiciguolaizhishikanwangpengyou,taxiuweiqiangda,shentikangjian,ziranshibukenengcunzaishenmebingzheng,gengbieshuo,chuxianduruosuoshuomashanghuisideqingkuang。

xiaoxuanjiduruoyigejiaoxun,yeshiyinggai,danshi,zhongshangduruojiudakebubi。

“算你运气好。”

xiaoxuanbuganxin,quezhinengzuoba,naonuwubidedengleduruoyiyan,kaikoushuodao。

“suanniyunqihao,yaobushinilaozizuzhini,nixianzaiyijingshiyigesiren。”

buguo,duruoxianranmeiyoubandiancongguimenguantaolideganjue,kanxiangxiaoxuan,kaikoushuodao。

“混账。”

xiaoxuandanu,yaozaicidongshou。

xiaoguohuaquechushou,zuzhixiaoxuan,kanleyiyanduruo,shuodao:“shaonianren,danzidaoshibuxiao,haisuanzhending,kexi,xiangchumingbushinizheiyangde,kanyangzi,pashizhidaolewodeshenfen,xiabuweili。”

“nimashangyaosile,zhiyouwonengjiu,xianzaishisanbaiwan,chile,jiubushizheigejia。”

danshiduruomeiyoubandianlihuixiaoguohuadeyisi,yiranshimianwubiaoqingdekaikoushuodao。

xiaoguohualianshangdunshiyihei。

gaorenfengfanyeshizhuangbuxiaqu。

kantaliansejiangying,haoxiangdouyaorenbuzhuduiduruochushoule。

lanxiahaixiangyaoduiduruochushoudenver,xiaoguohuaheizhelian,zhuanshenjiuzou,tashilandeheduruoyibanjianshile。

shenhou,anxinqidehunshenzhandou。

xiaoshisantian,yinxunquanwu,duruohuilaizhihou,zenmejiubianchenglezheiyangde**kuangwang?

haibudenganxinshuohua,duruoyoushangqian,zoudaoyigeweiguannvrendemianqianshuodao:“niyoubing,wonengyi,zhiyaosanshiwan。”