第1章
“nimentingshuomei？jizhenneibianbanyelailegenvhuanzhe，dongxikazailimianle！”
pangbianhushiyilianbaguadifuhe：
“wogangganghaikandaole，haoxiangshibeinanpengyoubaolaide。zeze，neinandezhangdeyifuqinglengjinyudeyangzi，zhenkanbuchulaisidixiawanzheimehua。”
wokanzhejigerenxingzhibobodiweizaiyiqi，renbuzhuzhoumei：
“shaotanlunhuanzheyinsi，wangjiyiyuandeguidinglema？”
zheishi，jizhenshiderencongcongganlaiqingwobangmang，zhuazhewoyixiujiupao。
benyiweishishenmejishoudeqingkuang，quezaijizhenshiwaitingdaolimianchuanchujiaodididikususheng：
“wobuyaonanyisheng，buyao！buyao！”
zhengzhunbeituimenjinqu，queyoutingdaoyidaoershudeanfushengxiangqi：
“weiwei，biehaipa，woyijingrangtamenquzhaonvyishengle。”
wotuimendeshouyidun，lengzaiyuandi。
pangbiandeyishengbumingsuoyididakaimen，wozhongyukanqinglimiandechangjing。
zijijiehun6niandezhangfu，zhengjiangwozizhudenvhailanzaihuaili，wenroudipaizhetadebeianfu。
wojielikongzhizheburangleishuihualuo，shengyinzhandoudizhiwen：
“peiyanchuan，nizheishibarenzizhudaochuangshangqulema？”
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suizhezheiyishengzhiwen，jizhenshineisiyibanjijing。
pangbianyishengxiayishidisongshou，men“peng”deyishengbeiguanshang，zhenxinglezaichangsuoyouren。
jiantamenlengzaiyuandi，mianshangdehuangzhangjihuyaoyanshibuzhu。
我继续出言讥讽：
“zenme，kandaowozaizheili，henyiwai？”
shenweiweideyanleibuyaoqiansidediaoluo，weiquhuangzhangdixiangwodaoqian：
“xinianjie，duibuqi。nibuyaowuhui，shiwotaihaipalecaidadianhuajipeigegede。”
haiweidengwokaikou，peiyanchuanjiuxiangqianyibudangzaitamianqian，bunaifandihuihu：
“weiweinianjihaixiao，xianzaishentibushufuyouhaipa，nibiehedaota。”
jianwomiansebujia，tayoufangrouleyuqi：
“nilaidezhenghao，weiweibuxiangbeinanyishengkan。nixianbangtabadongxiquchulai，qitashiwowandianzaigennijieshi。”
woshenxiyikouqi，buxiangbeitongshikanchuzijidelangbei。
“yishengyanlimeiyouxingbiezhifen，jizhenshideyishengdouhenzhuanye......”
peiyanchuanmeitouyuezhouyuejin，zhijiekaikoudaduanwo，yanshenlimanshiyanfan：
“wuliqunaoyeyaofenchanghe，weiweixianzaizheimenanshou，nijiubunengshidatiyidian。”
yankanqifenjiangchibuxia，tongshiganmangshangqiandayuanchang：
“jiushigejiandandegongqiangjingshoushu，yaobuwozaihanxiafukeqitazhibanyisheng？”
peiyanchuanzhengyusongkou，shenweiweikeyifachudetonghusheng，querangtashenseyibian：
“buyong，jiurangjiangxinianlai，weiweixianzaideqingkuangbushihedengtaijiu。”
jizhenshili，suoyourenmuguangshunjianluozaiwoshenshang，dengzhewonazhuyi。
wokanzheduimianziguzizhuanguoshen，wenrouanfushenweiweidenanren，buxiangzaiduozuojiuchan。
yushi，zhuanshenxianghushixiazhiling：
“quzhunbeishoushushihezuogongqiangjingdeshebeiqicai，jihuanzhezuohaojubumazui。”
zhuanshenlikaishi，quebeipeiyanchuanlianseyinchendizhuaizhuyifu：
“dengdeng，niyaoqunali？”
woqiangyaxianeixindesuanchu，zhishitadeyanjing：
“qujinidebaobeiweiweizuoshuqianzhunbei，keyima？”
taxiayishihuibiwodeshixian，meixinweining：