dingyiganshouzheshentilinglidexiongyongpengpai,xinlineijiaoyigemeiya。
“buguowozheijinshouzhi,youdianguaiguaidee,yebuxiaodeshizhiyouzheixiaoyatouchilewozuodemeishi,cainengjiakuaiwodexiuliansuduni,haishisuoyourendoukeyini,dezhaogefazishishikan。”dingyixingfenjingerguole,kaishilengjingsikaoqilai。
“zheihuierxiangzhaobierenzuoshiyanyebutaifangbian,bijingwozhishigechufangshaohuodazade,nayouzigezhangshaoya。wohaishixianweisuoyizhen,dengwojinrulianqiqi,youledianzibaodebenshi,zaixiangbanfaba。”dingyinadingzhuyihou,baitianganhuoneijiaoyigemaili,genyiqianjianzhishipanruoliangren。
“niudachu,zaohuoyaobuyaozaitiandianchaiya,huodadianerchaozheiqingcaicaiyouguoqiyo。”
“goudachu,panziwozaojiujininbeihaoleyo。”
“gazige,ninxiehuier,woqutiaoshuiha。”
dingyizaichufangli,buguanshijiandaosanweidachu,haishiwumingzayi,douyigaichangtai,kekeqiqide,qiangzheganhuo。
“laogou,dingyizheixiaozizuijinyoudianbudaduijinga,zabiandezheimeguaiqiaodongshile!”niudachushuodao。
“bachengshishanghuishangdiao,rangshengzijileshale,zaozhidaowandianbatafangxialaile,shuobudingxiaoguogenghao,wanshanglianxijiaoshuidoubangzanmendaohaoleni。”goudachuxiaozhedaqudao。
dingyibaitianjihubachufanglinengzuodehuodoubaoyuanle,wanshangzebianzhefaerdijiheiyinvhaizuohaochide。
“hei,xiaoyatoupianzi,nidouchilewohaojitiandemeiweila,haibuzhidaonijiaoshaminger,shisheidexiaoyahuanya?”dingyixiaoxixididijiheiyinvhaiyichuanzizimaoyoudekaomianjin,ranhouhaoqidiwendao。
“jiaowoyuechanjiuhaola,zhiyuwoshisheijiadeyahuanma,heihei,baomie!”nvhaiyibianxiaoxinyiyidikenzhereqitengtengdemianjin,yibianhanhanhuhudihuidadao。
“aiya,nizheitanchidexiaomoyang,kepeibushangyuechanzheimewenyademingzie,wokanya,yihoujiujiaonichanbaodele!”
“ng!”yuechanzheihuierzhengquanshenguanzhudixiangshouzhemeishini,nahaiyouxinsiguanqitadeya,zhishisuikouyingleyisheng。
zicongxiulianyoulepantou,dingyijuederiziyemeineimewuliaola!
bannianhoudemouyitian,zhengzaixiuliandedingyizaiyunzhuanjichulianqifamenshi,turanganjuedaojinruzijishentidelingqi,zhizhidichongxianglezijidelingtai。
tadelingtaishunjianbiandewubiqingming,jiuhaoxiangturanzhengkailedisanzhiyanjingyiyang,jiusuanbishangshuangyan,yenengqingchudikandaozhouweishiyumifanweineidedongxi,shenzhihainengkandaozijitineideyiqieni!
tajingyadifaxian,zaizijifubuxiafang,youyigehetaodaxiaodeqixuanzhengzaibutingdixuanzhuanzhe。
“hahahaha……yuanlaizheijiushixiushideshenshia,zhenshitaishenqila!neiqixuansuozaidedifangyinggaijiushiwodedantianba。anzhaojichuxiulianfamendeshuofa,woxianzaiyinggaiyijingshilianqiyicengdexiushila!”
xiangfuzheimedadeyuanzi,zenmenengrangtayizhiananjingjingdeni?
dingyijinrulianqiyicengdedierye。
“zoushuila!chaifangzoushuila!”yourendahanyisheng,jinjiezhe,dangdangdang……yizhenjicudetongluoshengxiangleqilai。
“niuge,kuaidianya,wozhaobudaoyifula!”yigenvziguangzheshenzi,shoumangjiaoluandizaishenbiandechaicaolifanzhaozhe。
“nizheigebennvren,gangcaiwandeneimefeng,yifudiudaonaliqula?”niudachushouhuikanxiangchaifangmenwaidemuguang,guangzheshenzipaohuichaiduiqian,heneinvziyiqixunzhao。
yizhidaohuoguangdoushaodaochaifanglile,talianghaishimeizhaodaozijideyifu。
哗啦!哗啦!……
jishitongshuijiaoxiaquzhihou,chaifanglidehuozhongyubeipumiele!zaiyiduishiluludechaicaoqian,zhanzheyinanyinv,zhengyongshuangshouwuzhezijidesimibuweini。
tamenshenshanghaishibushiyouheisedeshuizhuhualuo,beiyanwuxunheideshentiyebeiyitongtongjiaoguolaideqingshuichongshuadeyoubianhuilebaise。
“aiya,liuyishou,nimenzheiniudachudemingzikezhenmeijiaocuo,neiwanyiergenniudeyoudeyipina,nanguaialianxihuantani!”
“zheialiandeshencaikezhenshihaoa!”
“nimenkanniudachu,liangzhishoudouhubuzhuni。”
qianlaijiuhuodezayiheyahuanmen,kandeneijiaoyigekaixin,biankanhaibianzezezantan!
“nimenmingtiandoubuxiangganhuoleshiba!huodoupumiele,haibuganjinqushuijue,liuzaizheiershixiangyiqiaibianzima?”huerchezhesangzihandao。
diertian,goudachuheliuyishoukezhenshimangdebukekaijiao,yuanbensangerendehuoerturanyaoyoutamenliangwancheng,batamenliangzhetengdeyuntouzhuanxiang。
haoburongyigaodinglezaocan,jieguoyiwaifashengle,waifuderenchiwanzaocanhoudoukaishinaoduzi,cesuoshunjianbiandeyichangqiangshou。
haozaizuoxiangsuozaideneifu,zaocanmeiyouchuwenti。
yushi,goudachuheliuyishouxingyundihuodelebashipibiande“jiangli”,dingyidengliumingzayiyexitiwushibian“jiangli”,buguoyinweihaiyaoganhuo,tamendejianglizhinengyanhoufafangla。
“niudachuzuowanfanlecuo,haizaixiangfudesilaolidengzheaifani,lingwailiangge**doukaihuale,yemeifaganhuo。jiusuanxianzaiquguyongxindedachu,zuikuaiyedemingtiancainengdao。nimenliugeshuoshuo,jintianneifudefanshigaizabana!”huerzaichufangliduizhedingyiliurenqijibaihuaidihoudao。
“**guan,yaobuwomenquwaimiandejiuloudingxiefancaiba,xianbaneifuyingfuguoqu,waifudejiuhaoshuole。”gazizaipangbianchumouhuace。
“niyiweiwobuxianga!zheichenglinengdingdaojiucaidedifang,xiangyenajiameichiguoa,yaoshirangxiangyezhidaolefulizheiliangtiandeshi,wodiulechashishixiao,kongpanimenzheibajiugerendoudediaonaodai。”huerhehudao。
“**guan,wocongxiaojiuhuizuofan,zuijinyemeishaokanniudachuchaocai,yaobuwolaishishi?”dingyizigaofenyongdishuodao。
“nikaiwanxiaoba!jineifuzuofan,yaoshigaozalechulechazi,ninaodaibanjiabushuo,woyedegenzhezaoyang!”huermeihaoqidirangrangzhe。
“**guan,wonagannanindechashikaiwanxiaoya,yaobuwoxianzailuyishou,zuodaocairangninchangchang,ninzaizuojuedingbei。”
dingyiqiaohuerzaineierfandigu,yebuzhengqiutadetongyi,zhijieyaohedao:“gazi,kuaiqubaliangzhulijiqiechengdakuaihouqiepian,goudanbacongbaihehuluobuqiechengxisigepanzilibeiyong,nihoushaohuo,guawashuaguodaoyou,dengyouwenliuchengrelejiaowoha。”
beidiandaomingdezayimendoumeidong,qishuashuadikanxianghuer。
“nimenchou**sha,haibumaliudiganhuo,denghuierneifuwufandangele,wokenanimenshiwen。”huerqigugudihandao。
dingyizheipuerbaidekedale,bajigezayidouanpaihaole,zijixiguanxingdishenshouxiangwanwanxiuzi,jieguofaxianzijijiushigeshaohuode,chuandehaishiwuxiukanjian,zhihaozuoba,bashuangshouxiganjing,kaishidiaozhidianfenhu。