第一章
wozizhudenanxueshengzhibogenwobiaobai。
wojujue，taniutouzhandaoleyangtaibianyuan，weixiewobudayingjiutiaolou。
quanwangbozhuduoduobiren，shuowobudayingjiushisharenxiongshou。
可我已婚！
rangwomeixiangdaodeshi，wolaogongjingranyebiwodayingta。
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“shenyanjie，woshizhenxinxihuannide，dayingzuowodenvpengyouhaobuhao？”
zhongrenweiguandewozaicijiandingyaotou。
zhouyangduzhezui，tigaoshengdiao，“niyaoshibudayingzuowonvpengyou，wojintianjiucongzheitiaoxiaqu！”
shuozheshentixiangqiannuoleyixiaobu。
kanrenaodelinjuyizhendaoxilengqi。
“biea，xiaohuozi，nikebiexiangbukaia。”
“shia，renshengzheimezhang，bieyinweiyigenvrenlangfeidiaozijideshengminga！”
“nizhangdezheimejun，youbuquetayige。”
“nimenbizui！wojiushixihuanshenyanjie，buxunimenshuota！”
zhouyangdengzheyanjing，nushizheweiguanqunzhong。
zhongrenpiepiezui，xiaoshengdiguzhe，“zheinandeyoudianbuzhihaodai，meikanchulaiwomenzheishizaianweita，diqingshang，huogaibeirenjujue！”
wokanzhetajuzhedeshouji，“zhouyang，bazhiboguanleba，zheishiwomenlianggerenzhijiandeshiqing，meibiyaonaodefeifeiyangyang。”
shiqingnaodale，kongpahuiyingxianggongsilalongzijinlian。
“我不！”
“wojiuyaorangquanwangyoujianzhengwomenaiqingdedansheng！”
诞生泥煤！
anmaleju，baochiweixiaojiezhequanta，“zhouyang，woyoulaogong，yaoshiwogennizaiyiqi，nibujiuchenglexiaosanle，zheiyangduiniduiwodoumeihaochu。”
众人视线变了。
zhouyanglianseheiyishun，youshenqingkuankuankanzhewo，“wobujieyi，zhiyaonenggennizaiyiqi，dangxiaosanjiudangxiaosanle，woxiangqinxiangainengdiwannan。”
“我介意！”
liluozhuanshen，landezaidalinaodaiyoubingderen。
geboquebeilinjudamachezhu。
“nikebunengzou！niyaoshizoule，wanyizhennaochurenmingle，wozheigangmaidefangzia，keshiyaozuchuqude，wanyinaochurenming，wobujiupeijinqule！”
linjudamayuanrundeshentidangzhumenkou，“jiuyijuhuadeshi，dayinglebujiuhaole，bieyinweinizheiposhidanwudajiazhuanqian。”
旁边人狠狠点头。
zheilixiaoqudeyijianfangfangzuyigeyuejiuxuyaoshangwan。
zhenchurenmingle，sheiganzhu！
“tabugantiaode......”
“砰！”
yishengdongjing，zhongrenzhijianbenzaiyangtaishangdenanren，yijingxiaoshi。
“啊啊啊！”
“tazhendetiaoxiaqule！”
“nigesharenfan，biepao！”
hunluanzhong，linjudamahaibuwangjichezhuwodeshou。
“救人！”
“baojing！kuaibaojing！wozhuazhusharenfanle！kuaibaojing！”
楼下的警鸣声响起。