第四章有才华的老父亲

“ganxiezhibojianjiabinhezhuchirenweiwomendailaidejingcaisaiqianfenxi。”

“我是解说仙奶。”

“我是解说大海。”

“gangcaizhibojiandeluolaoshihewanglaoshiweiwomenfenxilezheichangbisaijinlingkejidaxuedaibiaoduihejiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduishuangfangdeyoulie。duiyutamenzhijianzheichangbisaideshengfudahainizenmekan?”

“nishixiannai,zheizhongsaiqianyuceyinggaiyounilaijinxingdiyibofenxi。”

tingjianxiannaiwangtadeshenshangdaihuati,dahaizhijiexiaozhebahuatiyinleguoqu。

zheizhonghuatishuosheidoudezuiren,haiburuzhuanzhuyubisaijieshuo。linglegongzimeizhizhi。qiangguoyubeirendaijiezou。

“ng~,zheiyangdehua,womenlaikanshuangfangdeshoufaxuanshouba。”

“jinlingkejidaxuewuweishoufachengyuanfenbieshiyihaohouweiliangchen,wuhaozhongfengguodi,shiyihaoqianfengweifan,ershihaozuobianweixuqinghesanshiliuhaoyoubianweidongping。”

“jinlingkejidaxuedewuhaoxuanshouguodi,zaizhiqiandeyuxuansaijiwoliuxialeshenkedeyinxiang。tebieshizhiqianhehuchengtidadebisai,neizuihouyifenzhongdejuediyizhi。shengshengdebabifenbanpingtuorulejiashisai。jingbaolebuzhiduoshaorendeyanqiu。bijingsaiqiansheidoumeixiangguo,zonghedaxuejingrannengbatiyudaxuezhanluomaxia。”

“shia,neichangbisaizhengshiniwodadangjieshuo。dangshiwoxingfendesangzidouhanyale。huijiudianhou,hanlehaojitiandehanpiancaihuanguolai。”

“shia,pingmuqiandeguanzhongpengyoudouzhidao,geshouheyanyuanduiyusangziaihu。danshiguanzhongpengyoumenkenengbutaiqingchu,womenjieshuoduiyusangzideaihuyoushihoubiyanyuanyouguozhierwubuji。”

“xiannai,guole,guoleha!wokebuxiangmingtianresoubianchengzhenjing,yanyuanjingranburujieshuo!”

“haole,huabuduoshuo,xiamianshijiangchengdaxuedewuweishoufaxuanshou。tamenfenbieshishihaohouweixumo,69haozuobianweiwangping,96haoyoubianweiwangyun,90haoqianfengjiangzhiyiji95haozhongfengtaoran。”

“yi,nikanjiangchengdaxuede95haoxuanshou。zhangdekezhenshishuaiqia!woxiangqineinianzaixiyangxiadebenpao。neishiwoshiqudeqingchun。”

“nideqingchunshibushimanmandejiaoyuandanbaiwobushihenqingchu。dancongmuqiankanlai,nideqingchunzuiduoshigeqing,hechunkeshidabushangyidiudiudeguanxi。”

“yanguizhengchuan,xianzaijidaodeshixuanshoumenzaixiuxishidejingtoumuqianjingtoujidaolejinlingkejidaxuedaibiaoduidewumingxuanshou。tamenshenbiandeshizhujiaolianweiguo。”

“weiguojiaolianshibeitibiye,yeshijunrenchushen。tuiwuhoulaidaolejinlingkedazhijiao。”

“xianzaipingmushangdeshiwomendedongdaozhujiangchengdaxuedewuweixiaohuozi。muqianjingtoujidaolewomen95haodezhongfengtaoran。”

“dahai,nifaxianmeiyou?”

“发现什么?”

“jiangchengdaxuede95haoxuanshoujingranhaishijiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduidejiaolianyuan。”

“zheiliwochayiju。jiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduiyuanbendezhenronglibingmeiyou95haoxuanshou。houlaiyinweiyuanxiandezhulizhongfengqulingyigesaishicanjiabisai,suoyi95haoxuanshoucailinshitibushanglaide。jiaolianyeyitongguoqule。”

“xiwangneiweixuanshouzaiqitasaishiyequdeyouyidechengji。”

xiuxishili。taoranzhengzaijidajiabuzhijiexialaiderenwu。

“dengyihuizanmenchuchangdeshihou,woyaoxianchuchangchangyishouge,zuoweizanmendezhuanshubgm。nimenbiejingya。”

“muqianyijingquedinglezanmendeduishoushijinlingkejidaxuedaibiaodui。zhiqianduimiandesaishiluxiangzheijitiandajiayedoukanle。”

“zanmenzheicibisai,zhiyaoxianzhisiduimiandeguodi,duimianjiuxingbuchengyouxiaodegongshi。zhigefangshoushinifuzedingjintaposhitachuanqiu。nengzuodaome?”

“taotaonijiufangyiwangexin!baozaiwoshenshangle。”

“shengxiadesige,zanmensirenyidingyi。zhuajihuibaqiuqiangguolai,neijiushizanmendejingongjiezoule。”

“and明白?”

wugerenhuxiangduishiyidian,yonglidianlediantou。

zheishihouyougongzuorenyuanzoujinlexiuxishi。jiweixuanshou,mashangyaochuchangle。

“yaobuyaogaogeyishi?”jiangzhiyongyanshenbazheigeyiwenchuanlechuqu。

taoranjieshoudaolezheigexinhao。lalelawangpingdeshou。wangpinglawangyun,wangyunlaxumo。jigerenwushengduishiyixiayanranyixiao。hehuayiyang。

fighting

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解说台

“xiamianyaochuchangdexuanshoushijinlingkedadaibiaoduideyihaohouweiliangchenxuanshou。shengao174gongfen,tizhong70gongjin。shijinlingkejidaxuepaiqiuduidedaibiaoxuanshou。”

“dierweichuchangdeshiwuhaozhongfengguodi。shengao186gongfen,tizhong75gongjin。jingongqiangeryouli,woduitabaoyouhendadeqidai。”

“disanweichuchangdexuanshoushishiyihaoqianfengweifan,shengao160,tizhongwushigongjin。shixiaoxijushedechengyuan。daibiaozuopindanaotiangong。”

“disiweichuchangdexuanshoushi20haozuobianweixuqingtongxue。shengao173gongfen,tizhong65gongjin。”

“diwuweichuchangdexuanshoushi36haoyoubianweidongpingxuanshou。shengao185gongfen,tizhong80gongjin。rensongwaihaoshuangqiangjiang。”

zhideyitideshi,zicongwodelaobantaoqingxianshengxiechule《shuihuchuan》、《xiyouji》dengzuopinzhihou。zheixienianzaizanmenguonei,henhendixianqileyizhenzhenderechao。

“shide,juwosuozhi,muqianweizhixiyoujipaichengdedianshijuyijingzaiquanguogedaweishipingtaibapingleshiduonianle。keyizheimeshuo,80.90.00houshenzhi10houdoushikanzhexiyoujizhangdadehaizi。”

“shia,buzhiruci。《shuihuchuan》dedahuohuanyingdaozhilezanmenguojiaxingqileyizhenzhenqiwaihaodefengchao。”

“比如说呢?”

“birushuodangnianwomenbanyougetongxuejiaozhangqing,daoxianzaiwomendouzaiqunlihantajiaocailanzi!”

“cailanzizhangqing?emmmmzongganjueyoushenmebudui!”

“xianchanghepingmuqiandeguanzhongpengyoumenjintianyoufuqile。”

“怎么说?”

“dahai,nihaijidezanmenlaobanniang,tianhouzhangqingqiannvshichudeshangyizhangzhuanji,jujinduojiulema?”

“wozixisuanleyixia,laobanniangdeshangyizhangzhuanjijujinyijingshishisannianleba!”

“shia,zheishisannianlai,laobannianghenshaochuzhuanji,laobanyehenshaoxiegequzuopinchulaile。”

“nandao????”dahaidebiaoqingyouxiejingya!

“dahainixiangdemeicuo。”

“jiuzaijintian,jiushixianzai。jiuzaixianchang。zanmenlaobandexinge,yeshidianying《renyiqiu》dechaquzaijintianhezanmenjianmian。”

“zheigexiaoxiaode《renyiqiu》jiujingyoushenmemoli?nengrangwomenlaobanchushou,youshibisai,youshizhibo,youshidianyingshenzhitahaiqinzichushou,weidianyingxiechaqu?”

“buzhishishichaque!dianyingdezhutiquyeshiyoutaoqingxianshengzuocizuoqu,tianhoujiangqingqiannvshiqingqingyanchange!”

“haoba,rangwomenbaochiqidai。jiexialairuchangdeshijiangchengdaxuedaibiaodui。”