“kuangshitieruyun,zuoweiwomenjiangnandewulinmengzhu,wugonggaishi,ziranyekechengyingxiong。”
tingdaobaizhantangdehua,tiexinlanmanyidedianlediantou,duiyubaizhantangdehuabiaoshirentong。
“shuodaotiemengzhu,wozuijintingdaoyidianxiaoxi,”baizhantangweiweiqianqing,yadileshengyin,duizhecaochengzhishuodao:
“wotingshuo,tiemengzhushizongle!”
baizhantangsuiranyadileshengyin,danshizairucikongkuangdedatang,youqinengmanguotiexinlan。
tingdaobaizhantangdehua,tiexinlanxinzhongyijing,zijifuqincaishizongbujiu,jianghushangbingmeiyouduoshaorenzhidao,
yanqianzheigepaotangdeyoushizenmezhidaode?
“失踪了?”
caochengzhiyeshiguzuojingyadepeihebiaoyan:
“tiemengzhuwugongrucigaoqiang,youqihuishizong,baixiongkebuyaohuwo。”
“wozuikaishizhidaodeshihou,yerucaoxiongzheibanbuganzhixin,danshitiemengzhushizongyishi,queshiqianzhenwanque。”
“zhiyuqizhongxiaoxilaiyuan,shuxiongdiwowufayanming。”
“haha,woyouqihuiguaizuibaixiong,”caochengzhiganleyibeijiu,kaikouwendao:“yibaixiongzhijian,tiemengzhushiruheshizongde?”
“buhaoshuoa,tiemengzhuzheimeqiangdewugong,nengpingbaishizong,zheishiqinggenbenbushiwomennenggoutaolunde,huoxuzhiyoujianghubaixiaosheng、hongyexiansheng、hulongshanzhuangdengcaizhidaoba。”
tingdaozheili,tiexinlanannabuzhu,chazuidao:
“hulongshanzhuangwozhidao,yuanzaijingcheng,youtiedanshenhouzuozhen,buzhizheijianghubaixiaoshengyuhongyexiansheng,youshishenmeren?”
caochengzhiyeshikaikouwendao:“meicuo,haiqingbaixiongjiehuo。”
tongshi,caochengzhixiangzhetiexinlanbaoshouyili,kaikouyaoqingdao:“zheiweixiongtai,xiangjujishiyuanfen,burulaiciyixu?”
“好!”
tiexinlanmeiyoujujie,dadafangfangdelaidaocaochengzhizhuoshang,lakaibandengzuolexialai。
yizhenxiangfengxilai,caochengzhianzhongtucaodao:“wuxiashijiedenvbannanzhuangdouzheimesuiyidema,liantixiangdoubuzuochuli。”
huaxiaziyijingdakaidebaizhantang,yemeiyouzaiyiduoleyiweitingke,taotaobujuedeshuodao:“zheijianghubaixiaosheng,naishiwomenjiangnanwulindeyiweiqiren,shenlongjianshoubujianwei,zhidaotaderenhenshao,danshi,fanshijianguotaderen,douchengrentaduiyujianghuzhishiwusuobuzhi、wusuobuxiao。”
“这么厉害?”
tiexinlanyanjingyiliang,kaikouwendao:“neinikezhibaixiaoshengrujinzaihefang?”
“不知道,”
laobaiyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“genjuzhiqingrentoulu,baixiaoshengrujinyijingzaijianghushangxiaoshile,yuyaobiguanbianzuanbingqipu。”
“兵器谱?”
tingdaozheisangezi,caochengzhixinzhongyidong,xiaolifeidaolixunhuan,linshiyin、linxianer……
tiexinlanyitingzhaobudao,yeshiduibaixiaoshengshiqulexingqu,kaikouwendao:
“红叶先生呢?”
“hongyexiansheng,shijianghushangzuishenmideqingbaoshangren。”
“meicuo,jiushishangren,chuanwenzhiyaonijideqiqian,shenmeqingbaodounenggoumaidao。”
“这么厉害?”
“meicuo,jushuojianghuzhishangmeiyouhongyexianshengbuzhidaodeshiqing。”
“erqie,hongyexianshengbingbuxiangbaixiaoshengyibanshenlongjianshoubujianwei,faner,hongyexianshengjiuzaihongyeguzhinei。”
“红叶谷!”
tiexinlanyanjingyiliang,jixialezheigedifang。
kandaotiexinlanrenzhendeyangzi,caochengzhishixiaoyisheng,dao:
“xiongtaiduitiemengzhudeshiqingzheimeshangxin,shibushibieyousuotua?”
budengtiexinlankaikou,caochengzhisixiaofeixiaodeshuodao:“wotingwentiemengzhuyouyiweiqingguoqingchengdenvermingyuetiexinlan,zheiweixiongtaishibushidazhezhaohuishizongdetiemengzhu,xieentubaoyingqutiexinlandezhuyia?”
tiexinlantingdaocaochengzhijingranshuochuruciwochuodehua,mianlubuyue,lenghengyisheng:“heng,wocaimeiyounixiangdezheimewochuo!”
zhenxiangjiaoxunyanqianzheigejiahuoyidun!
“zheizenmenengjiaowochuoni,yaotiaoshunv,junzihaoqiu!”
caochengzhiweixiaodejitiexinlandaoleyibeijiu:“xiongdiwo,jiuxiangzhezhaohuishizongdetiemengzhu,daoshihoutiexinlangandongzhixia,shuobudingjiuduiwoyishenxiangxule!”
“jiranxiongtaiduitiexinlanmeiyouxiangfa,daoshihou,kebuyaogenwoqianga。”
zhenshisepei,tiexinlanyaoyaqiechideshuodao:“heng,sheihuigenniqiang!”
shinvxiaoxiaoyeweitiexinlandabaobuping:“wojiaxiao、budui,tiexiaojiezenmehuikanshangni!”
tingdaoxiaoxiaodehua,tiexinlanganjuezijihaoxiangbeidaidaogouliqule,zheishiqiangbuqiangdewentima?
wozenmehuikanshangnizheimewochuodejiahuo!
suiranqueshizhangdeshuailedian……
manmiannurongdekaikoudao:“tiexinlankebuhuikanshangni!”
“haha,xiongtainishengqile。”
cishidetiexinlan,yaoyaqiechideyangzi,faliangdeyanjing,suiranmanmiannurong,dankanqilaiqueyidianyebukepa,fanjuekeaidehen。
caochengzhiyuekanyueshixiangxiao,qiangrenzijidexiaoyi,shuodao:
“kanlaixiongtaiqueshishidazhezheigezhuyia,youshenmebuhaoyiside,dajiadoushinanren,wodoudong!”
tingdaocaochengzhidehua,tiexinlandelianshangzhujianfahong,queyoumeifafazuochulai,bijingzijixianzaishinvbannanzhuang。
zhinengxinzhonganma:chounanren,zhenbuyaolian!
ruguobushiyaoyinmanshenfen,woyidingyaohenhenjiaoxunniyici!
cishi,baizhantangyeshifaxianlebudui。
yaozhidao,zheishishidai,nvhaizideguiming,keshizhiyouzuiqinjinderencaizhidao,keshicaochengzhiqueyikoujiaopotiemengzhujiaqianjindeguiming。
zheigejunqiaogongzi,quemeiyoujuedeshenmebudui?
zixiyikan,zheishengqizhihouhongrundelianpang,yanqiandejunqiaogongzi,haoxiangshinvbannanzhuanga。
zaijiashangganggangzheijunqiaogongziduitiemengzhudeguanxin……
mangsheng,wohaoxiangfaxianlehuadian。
baizhantangzaixinzhongmomoduicaochengzhishenchudamuzhi。
kanzheyanqiantiexinlanxiangyaofazuo,quefazuobuchulaideyangzi,caochengzhiqiangrenzijidexiaoyi,jixukaikou:
“xiongtai,nishengqideshihou,lianhonghongde,piaoliangdehen,jianzhijiuxiangshigenvhaizi……”
tiexinlanliangenghongle,nulizuochuxionghendeyangzi,lishengdao:“nicaixianggenvhaizi!”
“hahaha,shizaixiashiyanle,wozifayibei,haiqingxiongtaibuyaojieyi。”
“wojiaocaochengzhi,haiweiqingjiaoxiongtaizunxingdaming?”
tingdaocaochengzhifuruandehua,tiexinlanmanmanshouqixionghendebiaoqing,neixinquejiangcaochengzhizheigemingzilaolaojizhu!
jiupingni,haixiangrangbenxiaojieyishenxiangxu?
真是好笑!
“铁心男!”
tingdaotiexinnandemingzi,baizhantangandaoyisheng:guoran!
caochengzhizeshiyilianjingyadekaikoushuodao:“tiexiongnandaoyeshitiejiazhiren?wojidetiemengzhuzhiyouyigeqianjin,nibuhuishitiexinlandebiaogeba!”
tiexinlanxinzhongzhuakuang:“biaogegeguia!”
buguoxiangdaozijixianzaideshenfen,tiexinlandebiaogehaoxiangyebucuo。
dianlediantou,tiexinlanguzuoyansudekaikoushuodao:
“meicuo,wojiushitiexinlandebiaoge,suoyi,haiqingcaoxiongbuyaoluanshuoshemeidefengyanfengyu,yimianhuailebiaomeimingjie!”
“haha,tiezishuodemeicuo,shixiongdidebudui,wozifasanbeijitiezipeizui!”
“wobujiaotiezi,nikeyijiaowotiexiong!”
铁心兰抓狂。
“haode,tiezi!**le!”
“woyouganle,tiezi!”
zaicaochengzhidechakedahunzhixia,zuizhongtiexinlanhaishimorenlecaochengzhitiezidejiaofa。
tiexinlanjiandaolezhaohuishizongfuqindexiwang,xinzhongdashitouzhongyuluoxia,zhenggerenyefangsongxialai,zaijiashangcaochengzhidechakedahun,qifenkaishirelieqilai。
“huashuoneiqingchengsixiu,keshizaijianghushangyoumingyouxingderenwu,pengdaohuashanpaidadizilinghuchongzhihou,nimencaizenmezhe?”
tiexinlanxianglexiang,kaikoushuodao:
“qingchengsixiuzenmeshuoyeyouzhe‘yingxionghaojie,qingchengsixiu’deminghao,jiusuanshihuashanpaidadizi,zuiduoyejiudabaiyirenba?”
“tiezi,zheinikejiucaicuole!
laobaijiranzheimewenle,wocaiyidingshilinghuchongdadeqingchengsixiuluohualiushui!”
“shankai,nijiuxihuanchazui!”
“hahaha,buchazui,buchazui,**lenisuiyi。”
tuibeihuanzhan、gongchoujiaocuo……
次日。
“yuyan,weifuchuanniyimenjueshishengong,mingyueyihuajiemu!zheiduanshijian,nijiudaizaitongfukezhanhaohaoxiulian,zhengquzaoriyongyouzibaozhili。”
jiangyuyanhanqingmaimaideyanshenzhonglvedaibusheyupanghuang,congmingdeyuyanyijingzaicaochengzhidehuazhongtingchulelibiezhiyi。
“yuyanyidinghuiguaiguaitinghuade,yuyanzhixiwangfujunzaorihuilai。”
kandaojiangyuyandongshideyangzi,caochengzhiyeshiwenroudexiaolexiao,rouleroujiangyuyandekongqiliuhai,shuodao:
“buhuirangyuyanjiudengde,dengfujunmangwanzheijianshi,jiudaiyuyanquzhaojiangnandaxiajiangbiehe!”
jiangyuyanyanjingyiliang:“fuqin!”
“weifuzongbunengkongshouqujianyuefuba?”
“承志哥哥~”
“玉燕乖~”
此处省略十万字!
caochengzhishenqingqishuangdelaidaoyiloudatang,laobaiyingleshanglai,jimeinongyandeshuodao:“laocao,nikesuanshixialaile,nizheishenxianrizizhenshixianshaxiongdia。”
“tiexiongdijinzaojiuyijingzoule,gujiyijingqulehongyegu。”
laobaihaiteyizaixiongdiliangzishangjiazhongyinliang,yiyousuozhi。
duiyutiexinlanlikai,caochengzhizaojiuyousuoyuliao。
buguo,caochengzhisihaobuhuang,zhiyaoshouzhekuangshitieruyun,zaowannengzaijiandaotiexinlan。
rujin,kuangshitieruyun,jiuzaizijidebianyiyuefujiangbieheshouzhong。
“hahaha,laobainibuyaoshitanle,tiezizoudeshihou,youmeiyoujiwoliuxiashenmehua?”
“tashuo,tahuibanideshiqinghaohaoxiangtiexinlanshuodaoshuodaode。”
“哈哈哈。”
caochengzhiyemeiyouzaiyi,fanerzhuyidaolaobaihuaizhongbaozheyibencezi,buyouchuyanwendao:“laobaininadezheishishenme?”
cezishangbianhaoxiangxiezheheng……