第五章

“kuangshitieruyun,zuoweiwomenjiangnandewulinmengzhu,wugonggaishi,ziranyekechengyingxiong。”

tingdaobaizhantangdehua,tiexinlanmanyidedianlediantou,duiyubaizhantangdehuabiaoshirentong。

“shuodaotiemengzhu,wozuijintingdaoyidianxiaoxi,”baizhantangweiweiqianqing,yadileshengyin,duizhecaochengzhishuodao:

“wotingshuo,tiemengzhushizongle!”

baizhantangsuiranyadileshengyin,danshizairucikongkuangdedatang,youqinengmanguotiexinlan。

tingdaobaizhantangdehua,tiexinlanxinzhongyijing,zijifuqincaishizongbujiu,jianghushangbingmeiyouduoshaorenzhidao,

yanqianzheigepaotangdeyoushizenmezhidaode?

“失踪了?”

caochengzhiyeshiguzuojingyadepeihebiaoyan:

“tiemengzhuwugongrucigaoqiang,youqihuishizong,baixiongkebuyaohuwo。”

“wozuikaishizhidaodeshihou,yerucaoxiongzheibanbuganzhixin,danshitiemengzhushizongyishi,queshiqianzhenwanque。”

“zhiyuqizhongxiaoxilaiyuan,shuxiongdiwowufayanming。”

“haha,woyouqihuiguaizuibaixiong,”caochengzhiganleyibeijiu,kaikouwendao:“yibaixiongzhijian,tiemengzhushiruheshizongde?”

“buhaoshuoa,tiemengzhuzheimeqiangdewugong,nengpingbaishizong,zheishiqinggenbenbushiwomennenggoutaolunde,huoxuzhiyoujianghubaixiaosheng、hongyexiansheng、hulongshanzhuangdengcaizhidaoba。”

tingdaozheili,tiexinlanannabuzhu,chazuidao:

“hulongshanzhuangwozhidao,yuanzaijingcheng,youtiedanshenhouzuozhen,buzhizheijianghubaixiaoshengyuhongyexiansheng,youshishenmeren?”

caochengzhiyeshikaikouwendao:“meicuo,haiqingbaixiongjiehuo。”

tongshi,caochengzhixiangzhetiexinlanbaoshouyili,kaikouyaoqingdao:“zheiweixiongtai,xiangjujishiyuanfen,burulaiciyixu?”

“好!”

tiexinlanmeiyoujujie,dadafangfangdelaidaocaochengzhizhuoshang,lakaibandengzuolexialai。

yizhenxiangfengxilai,caochengzhianzhongtucaodao:“wuxiashijiedenvbannanzhuangdouzheimesuiyidema,liantixiangdoubuzuochuli。”

huaxiaziyijingdakaidebaizhantang,yemeiyouzaiyiduoleyiweitingke,taotaobujuedeshuodao:“zheijianghubaixiaosheng,naishiwomenjiangnanwulindeyiweiqiren,shenlongjianshoubujianwei,zhidaotaderenhenshao,danshi,fanshijianguotaderen,douchengrentaduiyujianghuzhishiwusuobuzhi、wusuobuxiao。”

“这么厉害?”

tiexinlanyanjingyiliang,kaikouwendao:“neinikezhibaixiaoshengrujinzaihefang?”

“不知道,”

laobaiyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“genjuzhiqingrentoulu,baixiaoshengrujinyijingzaijianghushangxiaoshile,yuyaobiguanbianzuanbingqipu。”

“兵器谱?”

tingdaozheisangezi,caochengzhixinzhongyidong,xiaolifeidaolixunhuan,linshiyin、linxianer……

tiexinlanyitingzhaobudao,yeshiduibaixiaoshengshiqulexingqu,kaikouwendao:

“红叶先生呢?”

“hongyexiansheng,shijianghushangzuishenmideqingbaoshangren。”

“meicuo,jiushishangren,chuanwenzhiyaonijideqiqian,shenmeqingbaodounenggoumaidao。”

“这么厉害?”

“meicuo,jushuojianghuzhishangmeiyouhongyexianshengbuzhidaodeshiqing。”

“erqie,hongyexianshengbingbuxiangbaixiaoshengyibanshenlongjianshoubujianwei,faner,hongyexianshengjiuzaihongyeguzhinei。”

“红叶谷!”

tiexinlanyanjingyiliang,jixialezheigedifang。

kandaotiexinlanrenzhendeyangzi,caochengzhishixiaoyisheng,dao:

“xiongtaiduitiemengzhudeshiqingzheimeshangxin,shibushibieyousuotua?”

budengtiexinlankaikou,caochengzhisixiaofeixiaodeshuodao:“wotingwentiemengzhuyouyiweiqingguoqingchengdenvermingyuetiexinlan,zheiweixiongtaishibushidazhezhaohuishizongdetiemengzhu,xieentubaoyingqutiexinlandezhuyia?”

tiexinlantingdaocaochengzhijingranshuochuruciwochuodehua,mianlubuyue,lenghengyisheng:“heng,wocaimeiyounixiangdezheimewochuo!”

zhenxiangjiaoxunyanqianzheigejiahuoyidun!

“zheizenmenengjiaowochuoni,yaotiaoshunv,junzihaoqiu!”

caochengzhiweixiaodejitiexinlandaoleyibeijiu:“xiongdiwo,jiuxiangzhezhaohuishizongdetiemengzhu,daoshihoutiexinlangandongzhixia,shuobudingjiuduiwoyishenxiangxule!”

“jiranxiongtaiduitiexinlanmeiyouxiangfa,daoshihou,kebuyaogenwoqianga。”

zhenshisepei,tiexinlanyaoyaqiechideshuodao:“heng,sheihuigenniqiang!”

shinvxiaoxiaoyeweitiexinlandabaobuping:“wojiaxiao、budui,tiexiaojiezenmehuikanshangni!”

tingdaoxiaoxiaodehua,tiexinlanganjuezijihaoxiangbeidaidaogouliqule,zheishiqiangbuqiangdewentima?

wozenmehuikanshangnizheimewochuodejiahuo!

suiranqueshizhangdeshuailedian……

manmiannurongdekaikoudao:“tiexinlankebuhuikanshangni!”

“haha,xiongtainishengqile。”

cishidetiexinlan,yaoyaqiechideyangzi,faliangdeyanjing,suiranmanmiannurong,dankanqilaiqueyidianyebukepa,fanjuekeaidehen。

caochengzhiyuekanyueshixiangxiao,qiangrenzijidexiaoyi,shuodao:

“kanlaixiongtaiqueshishidazhezheigezhuyia,youshenmebuhaoyiside,dajiadoushinanren,wodoudong!”

tingdaocaochengzhidehua,tiexinlandelianshangzhujianfahong,queyoumeifafazuochulai,bijingzijixianzaishinvbannanzhuang。

zhinengxinzhonganma:chounanren,zhenbuyaolian!

ruguobushiyaoyinmanshenfen,woyidingyaohenhenjiaoxunniyici!

cishi,baizhantangyeshifaxianlebudui。

yaozhidao,zheishishidai,nvhaizideguiming,keshizhiyouzuiqinjinderencaizhidao,keshicaochengzhiqueyikoujiaopotiemengzhujiaqianjindeguiming。

zheigejunqiaogongzi,quemeiyoujuedeshenmebudui?

zixiyikan,zheishengqizhihouhongrundelianpang,yanqiandejunqiaogongzi,haoxiangshinvbannanzhuanga。

zaijiashangganggangzheijunqiaogongziduitiemengzhudeguanxin……

mangsheng,wohaoxiangfaxianlehuadian。

baizhantangzaixinzhongmomoduicaochengzhishenchudamuzhi。

kanzheyanqiantiexinlanxiangyaofazuo,quefazuobuchulaideyangzi,caochengzhiqiangrenzijidexiaoyi,jixukaikou:

“xiongtai,nishengqideshihou,lianhonghongde,piaoliangdehen,jianzhijiuxiangshigenvhaizi……”

tiexinlanliangenghongle,nulizuochuxionghendeyangzi,lishengdao:“nicaixianggenvhaizi!”

“hahaha,shizaixiashiyanle,wozifayibei,haiqingxiongtaibuyaojieyi。”

“wojiaocaochengzhi,haiweiqingjiaoxiongtaizunxingdaming?”

tingdaocaochengzhifuruandehua,tiexinlanmanmanshouqixionghendebiaoqing,neixinquejiangcaochengzhizheigemingzilaolaojizhu!

jiupingni,haixiangrangbenxiaojieyishenxiangxu?

真是好笑!

“铁心男!”

tingdaotiexinnandemingzi,baizhantangandaoyisheng:guoran!

caochengzhizeshiyilianjingyadekaikoushuodao:“tiexiongnandaoyeshitiejiazhiren?wojidetiemengzhuzhiyouyigeqianjin,nibuhuishitiexinlandebiaogeba!”

tiexinlanxinzhongzhuakuang:“biaogegeguia!”

buguoxiangdaozijixianzaideshenfen,tiexinlandebiaogehaoxiangyebucuo。

dianlediantou,tiexinlanguzuoyansudekaikoushuodao:

“meicuo,wojiushitiexinlandebiaoge,suoyi,haiqingcaoxiongbuyaoluanshuoshemeidefengyanfengyu,yimianhuailebiaomeimingjie!”

“haha,tiezishuodemeicuo,shixiongdidebudui,wozifasanbeijitiezipeizui!”

“wobujiaotiezi,nikeyijiaowotiexiong!”

铁心兰抓狂。

“haode,tiezi!**le!”

“woyouganle,tiezi!”

zaicaochengzhidechakedahunzhixia,zuizhongtiexinlanhaishimorenlecaochengzhitiezidejiaofa。

tiexinlanjiandaolezhaohuishizongfuqindexiwang,xinzhongdashitouzhongyuluoxia,zhenggerenyefangsongxialai,zaijiashangcaochengzhidechakedahun,qifenkaishirelieqilai。

“huashuoneiqingchengsixiu,keshizaijianghushangyoumingyouxingderenwu,pengdaohuashanpaidadizilinghuchongzhihou,nimencaizenmezhe?”

tiexinlanxianglexiang,kaikoushuodao:

“qingchengsixiuzenmeshuoyeyouzhe‘yingxionghaojie,qingchengsixiu’deminghao,jiusuanshihuashanpaidadizi,zuiduoyejiudabaiyirenba?”

“tiezi,zheinikejiucaicuole!

laobaijiranzheimewenle,wocaiyidingshilinghuchongdadeqingchengsixiuluohualiushui!”

“shankai,nijiuxihuanchazui!”

“hahaha,buchazui,buchazui,**lenisuiyi。”

tuibeihuanzhan、gongchoujiaocuo……

次日。

“yuyan,weifuchuanniyimenjueshishengong,mingyueyihuajiemu!zheiduanshijian,nijiudaizaitongfukezhanhaohaoxiulian,zhengquzaoriyongyouzibaozhili。”

jiangyuyanhanqingmaimaideyanshenzhonglvedaibusheyupanghuang,congmingdeyuyanyijingzaicaochengzhidehuazhongtingchulelibiezhiyi。

“yuyanyidinghuiguaiguaitinghuade,yuyanzhixiwangfujunzaorihuilai。”

kandaojiangyuyandongshideyangzi,caochengzhiyeshiwenroudexiaolexiao,rouleroujiangyuyandekongqiliuhai,shuodao:

“buhuirangyuyanjiudengde,dengfujunmangwanzheijianshi,jiudaiyuyanquzhaojiangnandaxiajiangbiehe!”

jiangyuyanyanjingyiliang:“fuqin!”

“weifuzongbunengkongshouqujianyuefuba?”

“承志哥哥~”

“玉燕乖~”

此处省略十万字!

caochengzhishenqingqishuangdelaidaoyiloudatang,laobaiyingleshanglai,jimeinongyandeshuodao:“laocao,nikesuanshixialaile,nizheishenxianrizizhenshixianshaxiongdia。”

“tiexiongdijinzaojiuyijingzoule,gujiyijingqulehongyegu。”

laobaihaiteyizaixiongdiliangzishangjiazhongyinliang,yiyousuozhi。

duiyutiexinlanlikai,caochengzhizaojiuyousuoyuliao。

buguo,caochengzhisihaobuhuang,zhiyaoshouzhekuangshitieruyun,zaowannengzaijiandaotiexinlan。

rujin,kuangshitieruyun,jiuzaizijidebianyiyuefujiangbieheshouzhong。

“hahaha,laobainibuyaoshitanle,tiezizoudeshihou,youmeiyoujiwoliuxiashenmehua?”

“tashuo,tahuibanideshiqinghaohaoxiangtiexinlanshuodaoshuodaode。”

“哈哈哈。”

caochengzhiyemeiyouzaiyi,fanerzhuyidaolaobaihuaizhongbaozheyibencezi,buyouchuyanwendao:“laobaininadezheishishenme?”

cezishangbianhaoxiangxiezheheng……