“叽叽歪歪的。”
“aiya，shengebieshengqiahahahaha！”
daqujian，yirentoutoumomoconggebibanlizoulechulai，dunxiashenlaizoudaoshenxingyandejiaoxia。
“shenge，gebineigalaxuexiaoliyihaimeidedaojiaoxun，yourangrendaihuashuoxiawulaodifangdengwomen。”
“youzheishi？”shenxingyanbeikaozaiqiangbishang，weiweitiaomei，“neixiawujiuqujianjianba。”
“buzhidaoshinagexiaotuzaizigentamengaolemi，chenyihaifeishuoshinimaofanletamenxuexiaodexiaohua。”nanshengshuodeyuelaiyuejidong，“mingmingshineixiaooqiuaibucheng，naoxiuchengnu！haixiaohuani！”
“zhangdehaimeishengenihaokan，shengeshangyigezhuiqiuduixianghaishijijiangyeni。”
shenxingyanyongtuiqingqingtileliangxianansheng，rangtabizui。
“shenxingyan！fazhanjiuhaohaozhan！”yingyulaoshihaiyiweitazaishuohua，zaijiaoshililishenghandao。
neikaozaitajiaoxiadenanshengyedanxinbeifaxian，youwanzheshentitoutouhuiquzijidezuowei。
jingguotadetishi，shenxingyanyexiangqilaileshangxingqiqueshiyouneimeyigekanqilaibaibaijingjing，yanshenshidadachuanzhexiaofudeomega，danneihuizhejizhehuijia，lianliangjuhuadoumeishuoquande，tajiuzoule。
原来是这么一出？
jintiandekejidemanmandangdangduo，yingshidengdaoxiawuwudiansishifencaifangxue。
yifangxueshenxingyanbiandaizherenhaohaodangdangdiwangwaizou，bierenjianlelianmangjitamenrangkaileweizhi。
ruxuecailianggeyuedexinshengmenkanzhezhanzairenqunqianmiandeshaonian，shencaishouxuegaotiao，shoushanglinzhewaitaoyonglandidazaijianshang，xixiweifengchuiguo，jianghongfachuidelingluan，xingmouqihei，lianshangmanshisiyizhangyangdexiaorong。
“nei，neishisheia！haoshuaihaoshuaiaaa！”nvshengxingfendichelecheshenpangrendexiuzi，“meixiangdaoxuexiaoyouzheimeshuaidexuezhangaa！”
pangbianneinvrendanshoutailetaiyazaibiliangshangdeyanjing，yanliyemanshijingyan，“ruguomeiyoucaicuodehua，tayinggaishishenxingyanxuezhang，wozaiyiqiandeshihoujiutingguotademingzi，zhishimeijianguobenren。”
“shenxingyanma？”nvhaishuangshouwozaiyiqijinjinkaozaixiongqian，“haohaotingdemingzi！”
“tashigebeta，erqiewotingshuotakezhale，zhuidaoyigejiufenshou，douyijingzhuidaoshijigele。”
“a？”nvhailvexianshiwang，buguojimiaoyouyangqixiaolian，“danshineibuguanwoshi，yangyangyanyebucuo！”
“wogennishuo，genshenxuezhangtongbandealphajixuezhangyehenjue！kexikaixuedaoxianzaihaimeijianguoni。”
liangrenliaodehuore，haizaijiaoshilidejijiangyezuozaiqianpaikaochuangdeweizhi，weiweizhuantou，yiyanbiannenggoukandaorenqunzhongzuixianyandehongfa，zhikanleyimiaobianjiangmuguangyihui。
shenxingyandailedagaishiergeren，laidaoxiaoxiangzhihou，liyiyiqunrencaicongtamendebeihouzoulechulai。
liyizhanzaixiangkou，congshenhounachumugun，chaotamenjirenyincecedixiaoleliangsheng，“wokannizheihuizenmedadeying！shenxingyannibushinengma！”
“ranglaozideomagahuixuexiaozhihoudakuyichang！”
shenxingyanduiyuzheixieshouduanyixiangshikanbuqide，liangfengchuiguo，shaoniandefasisiyiyangqi，zaihongfadeyingchenxia，pifuxiandegengjiabaixi。
taweiweitiqizuijiao，lvedaichaofengdeyuqi，“zenme，jidugezhangdebinishuaia。”
zhanzaishenxingyanshenbianderendouxiaole，liyiliansechoudefahei，tasuiranshialpha，danzhangxiangquebushouhuanying，jiulianxinxisuyeshichoudoufuwei。
“niyadeyoubenshidenghuihaizheimezuiying！”
tayanshenweidong，zhanzaitashenhouderenyehuanhuanchaoshenxingyanyizhongrenzouqu。
tongshiliyiyuhaojirentuantuanjiangshenxingyanweizhu，shenshangdexinxisuyigejingdiwangtashenshangyaleguoqu。
yuanbenduiyushibetadeshenxingyanlaishuo，xinxisubingbuguanyong，danbuzhidaoweishenmejintianzaiwugealphadebaoweiquanlijingranyoudianchuanbuguoqideganjue。
tazhoumeijiangneiyiyangdeganjueyaxia，zhuanxinmianduitamendegongji。
jijiangyejinriyebuzhiweihexiangyaobuxinghuiqu，yizhongmingmingzhizhongdeganjuegouzhetawangyigefangxiangzouleguoqu。
zoudaoyigexiaoxiangkoushi，alphaxinxisulingtaxinlibushuangqilai，shenshangkaishiyichubenbuyinggaichuxiandexinxisu，muguangyebuzijuediwangneixiealphaxinxisudeyuandikanleguoqu。