“a？weishenme？”xiaoyaoyilianmangran。
xiebingciqueyijinglvxiantashanglemenjian。
beilianggekanmenrenlanzhu，shangxiadaliangletayifan，jiuchushengqugan。
“你谁啊？”
“xianzarendengbukerunei！”
xiebingcibingbunao，baoqishuangbei，dandandao：“nimenjiushirucidaike？”
kanmenrenzhoumei：“keren？niyuejianleshei？”
“meiyouyue，jinqulezhijietan。”
“nishuawoni！”kanmenrenshenseyinu，gengshibunai，“kuaigungungun！yigenvrenbuzaijialixiuhua，laiwuguanzuoshenme！”
xiebingcijiushuo：“neiwolaitiguan。”
kanmenrenyoumiqiyandaliangletayifan，jifengdao：“jiuni？”
xiebingcibukezhifoudihanshou：“banidapaxia，wojiukeyijinquleba？”
kanmenrenbuxiedihengxiao：“kouqidaobuxiao！xing！worangniyizhishou！kebieshuowoqifunvren！”
“bubi，miandeshuowoshengzhibuwu。”
xiebingcitaishou，goulegouzhijian，shiyiduifangxianchushou。
nanrenjianbeikanbianle，yaoleyaoyajiuhuiquanzhichongmianmenerlai。
xiebingciceshenqingyibiguo，kouzhunanrendeshoubeijielijiangtawangqianyizhuai，taituiyijiaochuaizaitadexiwoshang！
nanrendangjiputongyixiaguidaozaidi，jihoubiandexiaoyaobaileyige。
zhayanzhijian，shengfuyiding。
小幺都呆住了。
kanqilaiguoyujiandan，xiaoyaojuedehaoxiangzijidounengzuodao。
zhiyounanrenzijizhidao，xiebingcideliqiyouduoda。
xiebingcisongkaishou，taimoukanxianglingyimingkandailedekanmenren：“haibuqugaosunimenguanzhu？yourenlaitiguanle，hao、hao、zhun、bei。”
neirenhuishen，lianmangwanglimianpao，bianpaobianhan：“guanzhu！yourenlaitiguanle！”
yigezhongniannanrenhuanhuanzouchu：“jigeren？”
“jiuyige。”kanmenrenzhilezhishenhou。
zhongniannanrenyuanbenjinshendetaidushashijiansongxiexialai：“dajingxiaoguai！”
takanxiangxiebingci，pixiaoroubuxiaodao：“zheiweiguniangnianjiqingqing，daoshidanshibuxiao！”
xiebingcizuoyidao：“haiqingcijiao。”
nanrenmanbujingxindidiantou，suiyijiaolejiweidizilaiyuxiebingciguozhao，quedoumeinengtingguosanzhao。
yuanbenxinaodewuguanliyaquewusheng。
yankanzhedizifudefuyao、rouderoutui、shuaideshuaishou，nanrendeshenqingzhongyuyansuxialai。
tazhilezhizijidedadizi，guzuozhending：“niqu。”
“是。”
dadizishiwuguanlizuiyouqianlizhiren，shilijinciyuguanzhuzhixia。
cizhantajibunengrangwuguandiulemingsheng，yebukeshangleren，fouzechuanchuqubuhaoting。
tamingrenqunawuqilai，kanxiangxiebingci：“woyunigezhiwuqi，sheixiantuoshou，sheibianshu，ruhe？”
xiebingcijieguoduifangdilaidezhangqiang，weiweitiaomei。
这不巧了吗？
“一言为定。”
tierenxiangzhuang，pingpangzuoxiang。
xiebingciranglesanzhao，feikuaidiwanleyigerenhua，bububijin，zhendeduifangshouwanfama，dangjituoleshou。
“pa！”yisheng，duifangdewuqiluoledi。
xiebingcijiangqiangtuolizaidishang。
“你输了。”
jiuzaizheishi，wuneichuanlaiyishengjiweibunaideshengyin。
“chaochaorangrangdizuoshenme！rangburangrenshuijuele？”
wuguanzhongderenfenfensuozhegebozibuganshuohuale，zhiyouguanzhuxiaoxinyiyiyingshangqu。
“wangyexiaoxiaoqi、xiaoxiaoqi！bushiwomenguyinaoxiedongjing，shiyourenxuyinaoshia！”
neirenhuanhuanzouchu，yixiziheisesichouwaiyi，toufasuiyishuqi，junlangmianrongdaizheyisixiesi。
zhishicike，zheirenzhoujinmeitou，henshibunaiditaimou。
“谁？”
xiebingciquanranbuju，jiangzhangqiangsuishouyireng，zhajinlelianwudemuzhuangli。
“yangciye，niganqiangwoderen？”