第三章气笑
我气笑。
【zhihouni，shibushiwomenlianggehuibeidaizhu，songdaojingshenbingyuanhuozheshenmeyanjiusuo。】
【laoban，nishibushibuzhidaonimengongsimenjinchurushirenlianshibiea！】
heimaoyifuweimixingtai【wopingshidoushidikuzhida25cengbangongshi！】
bazongzuozhidadianti，dangranbuzhidaoputongyuangongkaoqinduoyange！
gongsibunengqu，haishiwoxiangdaoleqichachashanghuibuhuiyougongsihaoma？
zuizhongzhiyouyigegonggongzuoji！
heimao：【dengwobianhuiqu，yidingyaojiangmishudeshoujihaofangzaiyemianshang。】
wowuyudekanzheta，chengledongwunaozidoubuhaoyonglema？zhijiejizhushoujihaoduojiandandeshi。
tongguozheigezuoji，jingguocengcengzhuanjie，zhongyulianjieshangletashuodemishu，dianhuabotonghou，yigenanshengzaiwen：【nihao，nishinawei？】
heimaokekeleliangsheng，yansudao：【xiaoli，woshiheshi，wozheibianyougerenqiyue，xiangyaojinruerlei，mingtianworangtaguoquzhaoni，nijianpaiyixia。
【haode，hezong，woyidingbanhao，ninfangxin。】
【ng，nihecaiwushuoxia，xianyuzhitayizhougongzi。】heimaoshiyiwoguadiaodianhua。
duimianmingxiantingdaoyuzhiyoudianchiyi，buguohaishiyonglide【shoudao，hezong，yidingbantuo。】
zuolingdaoqueshiyoupaitoua，yijuhuajiuyourenjizuoshi，haigezhongbaozhengzuodehao。
dangnian，wotiantianjiaban，haibushiyinweilingdaoyijuhua，jishihaorenjiudezuofangan，yanjiukexingxing，pinggujiazhi，zhidingjihua......jiabanjiadianao。
renherenqueshibutong，yourenjiuyoucengji，jiuyoujieji！
【buguozheiyetaikoule，bushishuozhijiedaqianjiwodema？haiyuzhi，caiyizhouxinshui。】wobaoqiheimaoyidunyaohuang。
heimao：【qingdian，qingdian。jiniqian，zenmejini，zhijiedanikali，wuyuanwugude，tahuizenmexiang？rangniqunahuozhetasongguolai，huibuhuibaoluwo。】
wozenmeganjuetafangzhewo。
【wokanhaishinifangzhewo，danxinzhijiejiwoqian，wojiuyizhikouyani，yaoqian。】
heimaotanlekouqi【bicibicieryi，nikoukoushengshengputongrenfangbeixinzhong，woyoudianqiangengyaofangzhe，shuobudingsheihaiwo。】
【ruguorangbierenzhidaowoxianzaidezheigeyangzi，nixiangxiangwohuimianlinshenme？】
haoxiangqueshiruci，yinggaihuiyouyiduirenpushanglai，bizhetajiqianba。
【neinizenmexuanzeduiwoshuorenhuale？】
他叹口气！
【wobianchengmaoyeyoujitianle，zheijitianwoxiangguotaopao、yeshizhezhaobieren。】
【taopaodoumeichenggong，haibeishoushi。
zhaobieren，woyeshiduduifangdeshanxin。yougekanzhetingcishande，wogangkaikoushuohua，limahedepaole。haiyouliangge，wodazhaohu，hahahaxiao。nizhudongbanglaobanmang，kanzheshigerexinde，wocaiyoudonglexinsi，duyibaba。】
rexin，queshishiwodezuidamaobing！
xiaoshihouwojiuaibangzhubieren，zijiguodeyitahutuhailaofashanxin。
【ai，nixiangshenmezheimerumi？nengbunengjiwozhaodianchide。】
【chide，nimeifanchima？】
【you，doushimaoliang，xingdehen，wotunbuxia。】
都做猫了，还讲究。
gangwohaixiangjiangwozhongwuchishengdebangemantoujitasuanle。
wozhidezhongxinxialeyiwanpaomian。
zheimaohaibuleyizhijietianzhuoshangdefan，yidingyaogewan。
wozhidezaichufanglidongzhaozhao，xizhaozhao，wodefanwankebuxing。
yigexiaotiepenchuxianzaiwoyanli，bucuo，jiutale，wojidezheigetiepenshiguoqingbangpengyouyangtadewangcailiuxiade。
完美！
yirenyimaoqiangzhechileyiguomian。
wopaizhedupi，zheiyikeganjueshenghuohaishitingmeihaode。
dangye，zhenduiheimaozaiwoyishiyitingdehuodongmianji，baofalejilieeryouhaodezhengzhi。
【wobuxihuanmao，suoyibukeyishangwodechuang，bukeyizaiwodeyifushangtingliu。】
zuizhongwomenshuangfangtongyi，shafashitashuijuehuodongdedifang。
猫屎怎么办？
wozhaolegexijiaopen，meiyoumaosha，nixianduifuyongzheba。
【niquedingnibupachouma？】
meixiangdaodangyewojiubeiketingdechouweixundechadiantu，budebulianyejiaolewaimaisongmaosha！
gezhongdasaohou，woyi**zuozaishafashang【maodeshiniaoyetaichoule。】
wonachushouji，jiluzheicijinjimaoshahuafei120yuan！
tayilianyouchoudezuozaishafashang：【ruguowoyizhibunengbianhuiren，yizhishimao，shibushizhinengyibeizijiuzheimeguoxiaqule。】
【biede，niganjinzuorenba，wodoujinihuale920yuanle，yebuzhidaomingtianyuzhideyizhougongzigoubugouni！】
ta：【nishikanbuqinide“gaojiechanpin”nengli，haishikanbuqiwogongsideshili？】
我噎住了！
zheirenzuizhenshitaidaidule！
bukuitayaofangzheshenbianren，shuobudingshenbianrenzaoxiangzhegaotale！
我赶紧转移话题。
wohaoqidao：【nishiruhebianchengmaode？】
【wobuzhidao，woyijuexinglaijiuchenglemao。】
【neihaitingqiguaide，neizongyoushenmebuxunchangdeshiqingfashengba。】
【wozheijitianyezaizhuomozheishiqing，queshifashengleyijianhepingchangbutongdeshi！】
woganjinshuqibaguadexiaoerduo！
taturanfenfendao：【shuiqian，wozaiwangshangheyigerenfashengleyidiandianzhengzhi。】
wobaguadeshuxingbeitiaoqi。
【yidiandianzhengzhi，wokanbuxiangba，nishibushibufangbianshuoa！】
【nibuyongjiwo，wozhishidaoxianzaidouganjuebukesiyi。】