第5章 你的粉丝就这点素质

jianxiaozaojiutingdaolefensimendehua。

tajiazhuangmangzhebaihezhaozishi,buyulihui。

xinliquexiangzhe,rangfensititachuzheikoueqiyehao,dengtamenmaguoyinle,zijizaijieshiyebuchi。

只是——

zaitingdaojiantaotuchulianggebinghandeziyinshi,tayanpitiaoleyixia。

粉丝还在打抱不平。

“chulenihaiyoushei?xiaoxiaojinikaigongzibushirangnizhuangbide!haibukuaiguolaijixiaoxiaoshanfeng!”

“nihairangxiaoxiaobangninayinliao,lianzhengoudade!”

“zheizhongzhulichaolesuanle,yidianyongdoumeiyou!”

tamenyigegedishizhejiantao,biaoqingfengkuang。

jiantaomanbujingxindigouchun。

refengyechuibudiaodehanqi,zaineizhangpiaoliangyouzhangyangbujidelianshangsiyi。

taxiao:“yuanlainidefensituanjiuzheidiansuzhi?”

“你——”

粉丝们哑口无言。

简潇脸色有些难看。

jiantaozuojiaoyitai,mantuntundizouguoqu。

chenzhongdexinglixiangzaidishanghuachuyidaoyayierchenmendexiangsheng。

“wochushoudoushi6weishuqijia,jiupazheiyiti,nimenjiaxiaoxiaomaizangmaishendouhaibuqi。”

tadanshoucaokoudai,zhangshenyuli,sanfenyexing,qifenguiqi。

wulunshifensi,haishijianxiao,doulengleyixia。

jiuhaoxiang,tazhendeyaozheimegui。

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jianzhexiachedeshihou,kanjianjianxiaobeijigenvhaiweizhu,yigegezhangqunpiaopiao,qingchunliangli。

erjiantaokaozaixinglixiangshang,meiyouyidiantuandeduanyiduanku,bujideshenxing,zhanranzheshaonianqi。

heneigenanguandesidiruchuyizhe。

buxing,nvhaizihaishiyaochuanqunzi。

xinlidazhexiaojiujiu,jianzhezuijiaoweiweigouqiyigehudu,zhangtuiyimai,chaotamenzouguoqu。

ranerzoujinle,tacaitingdaojidaobuhuaihaoyideyuqi。

“qie——niyiweinishisheia?hai6weishu,zenmebushuo9weishuni?xiaosirenle!”

“yiweidaizhemojingjiushidalaole?zhuangshenmezhuang!”

“tademojinggenxiaoxiaoshangcidaideyimoyiyang,kendingshinalexiaoxiaode,choubuyaolian!”

“xiaoxiaonijiushitaishanliangle,ganmarenyouyigexiaozhuliqifua?”

小助理?

jianzhemeitoujinzhou,“nimenshuoshei?”

lengbingbingdeshengyinchuanlai,jianxiaoxintiaotingleyipai。

zaogao,zenmewangjiliuyidageneibiandedongjingle?!

talianmangjieshi:“nimenwuhuile,qishitashiwodemeimei,bushizhuli。”

jiezheshuo:“duibuqiajiantao,wogangcaimangzhepaizhao,meizhuyidaozheibiandeqingkuang,wodaifensixiangnidaoqian,tamendoushiwuxinde,nibuhuiguaitamenba?”

简桃轻笑了一下。

haimeikaikou,jianzhebuhanwendudesangyinxianshengduoren——

“sheishuode,sheichulaidaoqian。”

“大哥……”

“wobuxiangzhongfudierbian!”

jianzheyanshenlengmodexiangbingkuai。

jinbianyanjingjugaolinxiadisaoguotamen,suodaozhichufangfodoujieshangleyicengshuang。

haixiangbangfensishuohuadejianxiao,dunshifabuchushengyin。

粉丝们面面相觑。

zaijianzhemianqian,tamenxiaozhangdeqishixiangshibeipoleyipenliangshui,nianlexiaqu。

jiantaobilurenhaizhishenshiwai,manbujingxindikanzhezheiyimu,yanzhongshanshuozhesiliang。

片刻后——

“对不起。”

道歉声此起彼伏。

jianxiaoniezhequnjiao,nuliweichidejiaoaoshunjiantadeyidilangjie。

tajingran,beiyigecunlilaideyeyatoufulemianzi?!

jiantaomubuxieshi,tuizhexinglixiangzoudaojianzhemianqian,“zouba。”

jianzheshunlichengzhangdixiangjieguoxinglixiang,quebeitatuikai。

“我自己能提。”

他讪讪地收回手。

haoxianghaimeibeimeimeijieshou?

shiyinweitalaidetaiwan,haitachengshoulebugaichengshoudeweiquma?

yishunjian,jianzheaohuidaolegudi。