mengbaomenhaoburongyizhengtuosunqiaodezhixiyongbao，qigegegesuodaoshunuannuanshenhou，yilianxinjingroutiaochuanbuguoqidebiaoqing，zhiyouxiaoluolibeibeiquanzhesunqiaodebozi，tiantiandesajiao，“ganmazuihaola。ruguoninengjiwomenzhaoyigeshuaishuaidediedi，zaodianbamamijiachuqu，womenjiunengfangxindichuquxiaosala。”
gegemenfenfendiantou：“dui，jiachuqu。”
shunuannuan：“……nimenjigeyouqianzouleshibushi？shuodegenwojiabuchuquside！woneishizhengtianmangzhedainimenbage，naliyoushijianzhaoduixiang？”
qibaoyuzhongxinzhangdiquanshuodao，“mami，niyaorenqingchuxianshi。suirannizhangdepiaoliangyouyounengli，danshibijingdaizhe8gezai，dequebuhaozhaoduixiang。”
“qige，bimai。”beibeixiaoluolimiaobianlian，jilegegeyijixiaofenquan，biaoqingxiongbabade，danhesunqiaoshuohualimayoushiyibatiannuodeluoliyin，“wohuiguoqianyijinggenganmashanglianghaola，zheicihuiguozuizhongyaodeshiqingjiushijimamizhaoduixiang。ganma，duibudui？”
“fangxinbabaobei，yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，jiudengnimamijingyanchuchang。”sunqiaoqinlebeibeiyikou，tiandexindouhuale，“nuannuan，nikanhaizimenduodongshi！”
huafengyizhuan，youxionghenqilai，“nizigeeryeyaoshangdianxin，ganjinjiejuedanshenwenti！fouzewogenzaizaimenyiqizhicaini！”
舒暖暖：“……”
wodaiwadanshen，nanbuchenghaifanfama？
kuangqie，zheicihuilaidemude，shilaifuchou，erbushixiangshou！
shujiafeideyuegao，cainengshuaidegenghen！
ertajiushibaneixierenzhuaixiayunduandeneizhishou。
youzheimeduoshidengzhetaquzuo，nanrensuanshenme！
sunqiaosihuzhidaoshunuannuandexiangfa：“yougenanrenbangzhe，yiqiebudourongyixie，tingwode！”
shunuannuanlengleleng，manlianwunai！
sunqiaokaichezhibenyijinghaohuafandian，dabaodaizhepijuandezhidahaqiandewugedidihuijiaxiuxi，liuxialongfengtaiqibaohebeibeipeisunqiaojiandumamidexiangqinjincheng。
“tianziyihaoyajian，zheiliyidunfanxiaofeibudideyo，duifangshigeshuaige，henyouchengyi。”sunqiaoniantaozhebashunuannuantuidaomenkou，xiaoshengjinggao，“yajianshibankaifangde，suoyinibiexianghunongwomen。”
beibeiheqibaoyizuoyiyounaoleyixiashunuannuandeshou，“mami，xiangqinrenzhendiane。buranwohuiqujiugendagegaozhuang。”
shunuannuanxiangdaodaerzibanzhelian，dailingqigezaizaiduitaxunhuanshuojiaodehuamian，shunjiancongxin，liaoqitoufaweixiaozhetuikaimen，“nihao，woshishunuannuan。”
xiangqinduixiangsanshisuishangxia，shenzhelansezhenzhishanheshensexiuxianku，xiukouzuoleteshusheji，ganghaoluchujiazhibufeideyikuanmingbiao，zhangxianzheyouyuedejingjitiaojian。
“liangchaoxian。”nanrenshenshidizhanqishen，budongshengsedidaliangshunuannuanyiyan，titalakaiyizi，diyijuhuajiuwenhededao：“shuxiaojie，jieyijiehunyihouhefumuyiqizhuma？”
yipangbaoxiang，fulingxiaoyudidifuqingyunxiangduierzuo，wuguanyouliuqichengxiangsi，danshiyigelengruobingshuang，yigequereqingsihuo。
“ge，puhaha，zheirentaiqipale。”tingwenpangbianbaoxiangdediyijuhua，fuqingyunpudeyishengxiaochulai，haihaoshengyinbuda，bingbuzuyichuanchuqu。
“zhanan，zenmenengduinvhaizizheimemeilimao！”
fulingxiaoyanpidoubutaiyixia，yijiuyifulengmodemoyang，zhishineimedandankanzheta，kandefuqingyundexiaorongjianjianxiaoshi，bianchenggaxiao！
“ok,我闭麦。”
唉，真没劲。
zheigedagehaishimeibian，bujiefengqing！