第1章

zaiwobadechelifaxianyijianqingquneiyi,wotouxiaobamayibanianjile,ganqinghaizheimehao。

kewohenkuaifaxianlebuduijing,zheigesizeyagenbushiwomade!

bamazaojiufenfangyinianduole。

genzongwobayigeyue,yuanlaitazaiwaimianhaiyouqitanvren!

mianduiwodezhiwenshi,wobajingrankoukoushengshengzhizewoduoguanxianshi。

「zheishinigaiguandeshima?」

zhidaowonaoshangmen,kaimendequeshiyizhangshuxidelian!

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wojiaoyeqi,jintiankaizhewobadechequxiche,yiwaizaibabacheshangfaxianleyijianzhanxindeqingquneiyi。

meixiangdaoa,bababiaomianyansugubandeyigenanren,haiyouzheimeyimian。

ganjuexiangfaxianlebamadexiaomimi,gangayoujuedehaoxiao。

renbuzhujiuhepengyoufenxiangzheigexiaoxi。

zhidaoxiwanche,wozhunbeihuijiashi,weixindanchuhaoyoudexiaoxi。

「nibamabushifenfangyinianduolema?」

woxiayishiyijiaocaizhulechache,dingzhehoushijingzhongneifensedelidaishang。

guishishenchadiwo,shenshouqujiangneijianneiyinalechulai。

neiyidekuanshijiqidadan,zhiyoujipianbobubaoweizhe。

anzhaowomadexingge,shijueduibukenengchuanzheizhongde。

yourenbuzhuxiang,bamashifuqi,fuqijianyoudianqingqu,zuonverdebuzhidaoyehenzhengchangba?

zaishuole,pingchangdoushiwomakaichequxi。

jintianbuguoganghaowozaijiayoukong,jiushunbianbachekailaile。

yexushimamasuishoufangde,wangjinazoule?

zheiyangxiangzhe,wojiuyaobayifujisaihuiqu,chaneijian,yuguangpiaodaoleyifushangdechima。

S码?

S?

mamazicongshengxiawohou,shencaizhujiankaishizouyang,napayouduanlianxianzaizuixiaoyeshimma,smagenbenbukenengshimamade。

zaishuole,pingjiemamafengmandeshencai,zheimexiao,yagensaibuxiade!

suoyijueduibukenengshimamade!

beinaohailidexiangfayijing!

zheichepingchangdoushibabazaikai,ruguoshibiedenvrenguyiliuxia,xiangtiaoxinmamani?

zhuannianyixiang,yousikaoshibushibabamaicuoleni?

babaneimegubanyansudeyigeren,zenmekenenghechuguiguagou?

xiangdaozheizhongkeneng,xinzhongshengqiyiguwumingnuhuo,henbudedangjijiudadianhuahebabaduizhi。

daojiashi,mamazhengdasaozheweisheng,kanzhemamahaosishenmedoubuzhidaodemoyang。

wozanshidaxiaolehemamashuodejihua,yexushigewuhuini?

neiyibeiwofangzailecheshang,ruguoshibabamaide,kendinghuidaihuijiaba?

neiwozhixuyaoguanzhujialiyoumeiyouduochulaidefensedaizijiuxing。

chifanshiwodoubuganhebamaduishi,ganjuezijifaxianleshenmedamimi。

yepazijirenbuzhudangchangzhiwenbaba。

kebabazenmehuichuguini?

chifanshitayongyuanbazuihaochiderangjimamachi,meitianhuijiazongshihuijimamazhunbeixiaoliwu。

jiusuanzuijinyinianbamafenfang,neiyezhishiyinweimamashenjingshuairuo,erbabazongshixuyaoyingchoudaohenwan,huiyingxiangdaomamashuijue。

wohaijidedangshiyinweiyaohemamafenkaishui,bababukaixinlehaojiuni。

chuquwaimian,sheibuchengzanbabashigelaogonghaobaba?

youjuedebabachuguideshi,shizaifeiyisuosi。

yexuzhendeshiwuhuileba?

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kewokanzhebabadiertiankaichechuqu,youhuidaojia。

shoulikongkongruye,shenmeyemeiyou。

ercizhiqianwoyetoufanguobamadefangjian,bingmeiyouneigefensedelihe。

woguyizhaolegejiekounalewobadecheyaochi,zaicheshangyidunfanzhao,neigefensededaizibuyierfei。

xingenglianglejifen,kewoyebunengjiuzheiyangduiwobapansixing。

woyouxiangdao,zhiyaokankanbabadeshouji,buguanshizainamaide,zhiyaonengchadaogouwujilubujiuxinglema?

shuobudingshibabafaxianchicunbudui,nahuiquhuanleni?

huidaojia,woxinshizhongzhong,yizhixiangzhezenmenengnadaobabashouji。

turankaikou,shuobudingtahuiqiyi。

yaochajiuyinggaitoutoumomode,zheiyangzhenyoushenme,yeshilaibujishandeba?

chiwanfanwonandemeiyouhuifangjian,liuzaiketingpeimamakanzhedianshi。

yuguangpiedaojinbideshufang,dianshijuzhenghaoanjingdeneiyimiao,woyinyinyueyuetingjianshufangchuanchunvrendeshengyin。

woxiaoxinyiyidikanleyanmama,tahaosimeifaxianshenme,jinjinyouweidikanzhedianshi。

renbuzhusonglekouqi,ananxiang。

shibushiwotaishenjingxixile?

kandewodoukuaishuizhele,shufangdemenzhongyukaile。

babajianwoyezaiketingyouyisiyiwai,youhenxinweidikualewojiju。

「jiuyinggaiduopeipeinima,biezhengtianchiwanfanjiuwangzigefanglizuan!」

dianshishangzhenghaobofangzheqizifaxianlaogongchuguiranhouwuzhubengkuidehuamian。

woxiayishijiuzhizhedianshikanzhewoba,

「ba,nishuoshijieshangzenmehuiyouzheizhongzhananni?youlaopolehaichuquluangao,taiguofenle!」

yexuxiayishidairuleziji,woyifentianying。

「yaowoshuoa,chuguijiuyinggaibeilierufalvfatiaoli,chuguijiubeizhuaquzuolao!babanishuoduiba!」

shuozhehuashi,woyuguangjinjindingzhebaba,dengdaizhetadefanying。

kerangwoshiwangle,babazhishizeguaileyiju。

「shaokandianzheizhongdianshiju,jiazhidaoxiangjiubudui。」

shuowan,babayoujuedezijikenengshuodebudui,keleyisheng,lianmangshuozijiyaoquxizaole。

jianbabajinlexishoujian,shoujibeitasuiyifangzailexuanguanshang。

「ma,woxiangchigeshuiguo,nijiwoqiebei!」

hemamasalehuierjiao,batadafazoule,wotingjianyushishuishengxiangqi,wozheicainieshouniejiaozouleguoqu。

babadeshoujishelemima,erwoshuzhemamadeshengrijiuqingeryijudijiesuole。

daozheiyibu,wodexinmengransongxiayidaban。

babadeshoujimimadoushimamadeshengri,zenmehuichugui。

很明显是我想多了。

wogangyaobashoujifanghuiqushi,weixindanchuleyitiaoxiaoxi。

touxianghewomadeyiyang,lianweixinmingdouyiyang。

woyoudianchayi,zhuanguotoumamafenmingzaichufangqieshuiguo,ertadeshoujibeitasuishoufangzaichajishang。

下意识我点了进去。

liaotiankuanghenganjing,zhiyouyizhangtupian。

ertupiandeneironghenjingbao,neigenvrenshenshangchuandezhengshiwozaichelifaxiandeneitaoyifu!

wodeshoubuzijuezuanjinleshouji,gangxiangnachuzijideshouji,paixiazhengju。

xiayike,nvrenjiuchehuile。

就像发错了人一样。

neishunjian,woganjuezijitouzhongjiaoqing。

zhidaomamaduanzheshuiguochulai,wohaizhanzaiyuandifadai。

「xiaoqi?nizhannaganmani?bushiyaochishuiguoma?」

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woxinliyijinglianmanghuiguoshen,pamamafaxianshenmebuduijing,congmangfangxiababadeshoujizouguoqu。

kanzhemamaxinxinkukudicaolaozhezheigejia,xinideshoushangsuizheduoniandejiawuyebumanlelaojian,yuanbenmiaotiaodeshencaizaoyizouyang。

ermamalianshangbuzhiheshiyijingbeisuiyuedezhouwenzhanman。

zhaopianshangdeneigenvren,nianqingyouxinggan。

youqishitayongzhehemamayiyangdetouxiang,yiyangdewangming。

wohennanshuofuzijizheishigeqiaohe。

yourenbuzhuzhiwenziji,ruguoshizhende,ruguobabazhendechuguileni?

我要告诉妈妈吗?

yaoqinshouhuiletacaochiyibeizidejiama?

woyejueding,genzongbaba,xianzhaochuneigenvren。

wodouxianghaole,zhaodaoneigenvrenhou,woyaowentazhibuzhidaozijizaidangxiaosan,ranhoujinggaotalikaiwobaba。

meixiangdao,yiliangenzonglebabayigeyue,tameitianzhunshishangban,xiabanhuijia。

tahaoxianggenbenmeiyouchuguidehenji。

meitianwodouqinyanjianbabadecheshirudixiacheku,ranhouzaimeichuqu。

shenzhiweileyifangbabahuidaojiayouchuqu,woteyizaichekumenkoudunlehaojigexiaoshi,yagenjiumeichuquguo。

woyicicixianruziwohuaiyi。

是不是我想太多了?

meidangwoxiangfangxiayixindeshihou,youzongshihuiwuyijianfaxianbabacheshangzongyouxiebugaiyoudedongxi。

birunvrendetoufa,caguokouhongdezhijin。

zheixiejudongzaiwoyanli,wufeijiushitiaoxin。

haozaizuijinbabadechedoushiwokaiquxi,mamayinggaiyemeifaxiancaidui。

zijiyigerenbiedejiule,woshizairenbuzhushanglezhihutucao。

「woyouyigepengyou,tababakenengchuguile,danshiyoumeiyouzhengjuzenmeban?wopengyougenzongguotayigeyue,tabameigeyuedouanshihuijia,pianpiancheshangzongshihuichuxiannvrendedongxi,danjueduibushiwopengyoumamade!dangran,woshuodezheigerenbushiwo,zhishiwodepengyou。」

dixiawanxiaodepinglunhenduo,douzaiwenwoshibushihanliujiabeile。

weiduyitiao,xiyinlewodezhuyi。

「neiniyoumeiyouxiangguo,xiaosankenengjiuhenijiazaiyidonglou,suoyinibaba,ebunipengyoubabajiuxianganshihuijiayiyang。」

zheitiaoxiaoxihenkuaibeiqitapinglungaileguoqu,quezaiwoxindiliuxialehuaiyidezhongzi。

对啊!

wozenmemeixiangdao,suiranbabadechemeitiandouhuijia。

danshiwomeitianpababayoukaichechuqu,douhuiteyizaichekumenkoudunshouyigexiaoshi。

neiruguozheiyigexiaoshinei,babagenbenmeiyouhuijiani?

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xiangxiangwoyezhenshichun,zhiqianpabeibabafaxian,wodoushiyuanyuangenzhe,congmeiyoujinguodixiacheku。

baibaidunleyigeyue,douheilebushao。

womahaixiaowoshibushidangheirenqule。

haozaiwogongsixiabanshijianzao,buhuijiachifanyeshuoshihepengyoujucanqule。

zheiyigeyue,wodoushuoduozaibeiwochiwaimai。

我真得哭死。

youlewangyoudetixing,wozheicizhijiezaidixiachekutiqiandundian。

erbabaxiachehouzouxiangdefangxiang。

yagenbushiwomenjiadeweizhi!

woyilugenzhebaba,jiantajinleazuodedianti,dengtajinlediantiwocaiganzouguoqu。

diantizai18ceng,21ceng,32cenggetingleyici。

可我该怎么调查呢?

jiuzheiyangxiangzhedeshihou,diantiyouxialaile,tingzaiwomianqian。