第1章

“linxi,jinwanbadian,cuicantianchenggongyu,yixiaoshiwubai,ninengbunengzuo?”

linxijiedaozhongjiededianhuayouxiejingya,zheishitadediyidan,tingdaoshiwanshangshihaiyouxieyouyu,keyitingdaobaodejiage,zaichiyiyimiaojiushiduijinqiandebuzunzhong,“wozuo!”

“neiwobajutidizhifajini,”zhongjiebufangxin,duodingzhuyiju,“zheigekehujidejiaqiangao,danshiyaoqiuduo,niquneiliyidingyaorangkehumanyi,yaoshinengzhangqizuoxiaqu,neinidedaxuexuefeiheshenghuofeijiubuchoule。”

“haode,wozhidaole,xiexieni。”

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cuicantianchenggongyu1701fang。

shenyanhexiaohenglianggerenzuozaiketingzhenpishafashangdazheyouxi,chajiduimanlelingshihelaji。

“yanzi,nizhaodaozhongdiangonglemei?”xiaohengshuangshoubuting,zuishangsuikouwenleyiju,“xugejinwanjiuhuilaile,tayaoshikandaozanmenliangbatadefangzizaodezheimeluan,gujihuibazanmenliangchuaichuqu。”

“cao!”youxijieshule,shenyanhexiaohengzheiyiduishule,shenyantuichuyouxi,qukantazaipingtaifabudexiaoxi。

“yourenjiedanle,”shenyantiaoletiaomei,“woyaoqiuneimegao,juranhaiyourenjiedan。”

xiaohengcouguoqukanshenyandeshoujijiemian,bashenyandeyaoqiunianlechulai:“yaoqiunv,nianlingershiwuzhousuiyixia,shengaoyiliuwuyishang,waibiaoqingchunshencaimogui,dongyingwen,biaoxianhaokejiaqian。”

“nizheizhaodeshizhongdiangong?”xiaohengxiaozhetileshenyanyijiao,“buzhidaodehaiyiweinizai***ni!”

shenyanjilexiaohengyichuzi,“bietemexiashuo,gemenershineizhongrenma,wozheibushihejizanmenlianggeshuaiqideqingcongshaonian,wanyilailegehaosededama,zhanwomenbianyizenmeban。”

“haishizhaogemeinvjiejiekaopuyixie,kanzheyeshangxinyuemu。”

xiaohengdiandiantou,“cipiyouli!youxieqidaizheiweijiedandejiejiele。”

qidianwushi,gongyudeneixiandianhuaxiangle。

shenyanqishenqujieting,shigongyuqiantaiguanjialaidian,xunwenshifoujiaolezhongdiangong。

“shiweinianqingdeguniangma?”shenyanwenleyiju,zaidedaokendingdaanhoushuodao,“rangtashanglaiba!”

xiaohengfangxiashoujidingzhemenkou,henqidaijijiangdaolaidezhongdiangongshishenmeyangzide。

linxishiqizhegongxiangdiandongchelaide,zaisanshidudegaowenxia,zhengzhengyigexiaoshi,caicongtajiadepenghuquqidaojiangbeishizuifanhuadeshangyequ。

xinghaoyilushunchang,meiyouchidao,hanshuishunzheeqiandesuifadiluozaitadejianshang,shenshangkuansongdebaisetxushitouleyiban,zaijinrugongyudatinghou,liangshuangdewendurangtashunjianhuoleguolai。

gongyuguanjiadaizhelinxizoudaodiantimenkou,bangtaanleshiqiloudediantihouzhuanshenzoule。

linxicaizhehouhoudeditan,shuangshoujinwogongjubaodai,tianletianfagandezuichun,kanzhediantimenmanmanheshang。

zaidiantimenjijianghelongshi,zhiting“di”yisheng,diantimenyoumanmandakaile,zoushanglaiyiweigaogezidenanren。

linxishengaoyiliuba,tapingshizhinengkandaonanrendejianbang,zheigenanrenzhishaoyouyibawu。

baisechenshan,heisexiku,nanrensuiyichuifangdeshouxiyinlelinxidemuguang,shouzhixiuzhanggujiefenming,zhijiaxiulideganganjingjing,lengbaisedepifushangxueguanweiweituqi。

takongzhizhezijideshou,pazijirenbuzhuqumo,tachuixiayanmoubuganzailuankan,dingzhezijixiejian,mubuxieshi。

songxuzaidiantimendakaideshihouzhengleyixia,meiliaodaodiantihaiyouren,tazoujinlaixiangandianti,faxianshiqilouyijingbeianle。

tapieleyanxianshanglaidenvhai,bingburenshi,tazenmehuiqushiqilou?zheilishiyitiyihu,shiqilouzhiyoutayijiazhuhu。

songxuyouduokanlelinxiliangyan,nvhaizhazheqingshuangdewanzitou,xiuzhangdebozi,baixidepifufanzhechaohong,shangshenchuanzhekuandadebaisetixu,xiashenshiniuziduanku,luchulaideyishuangtuiyouzhangyoubaiyouzhi。

linxichuizhetou,songxukanbudaotadewuguan,buguozhijuegaosuta,zheigenvhaiyinggaihenpiaoliang。

xiangdaozijijialihaiyoulianggelaizhebuzoudechouxiaozi,songxuzhijuedexiongkoubiemen,nuhuogongxin,neilianggechouxiaozibuhuishichentabuzaixiangzuodianshenmeba。

他的家不干净了!

shiqiloudaole,linxixianyibuzouchudianti,zheiyicengzhiyouyihu,tazoudaofangmenkouqiaoqiaomen。

kaimendeshishenyan,linxikandaoshigedananhai,lengleyixia,“shishenxianshengma?woshiguolaidasaoweishengdezhongdiangong。”

linxibazijideshenfenzhenghejiankangzhengnachulaidijishenyan,“zheishiwodezhengjian。”

shenyankandaolinxidelian,yanlishanguoyisijingyan,guoranqingchunkeren。

tadeshixianconglinxidelianwangxiayi,kuandadeyifuzhezhuletadeshenxing,yebuzhidaoshencaigoubugou**,buguozheishuangdazhangtuitingdarende。

shenyanjieguolinxideshenfenzheng,kandaotadechushengnianfen,diaolexiamei,juranhetatongnian,“linxi,gangmanshibazhousui?”

linxidiandiantou,yanshenqingche,“shuqigong,zhuanxuefeide。”

haishigezhundaxuesheng,shenyanbazhengjianhaijilinxi,yiceshen,“jinlaiba,xiejuliyouyicixingdetuoxie。”

shenyangangxiangguanmen,songxucongwaimianbazhuaikai,shengyinlidaizhebuyue,“nimenchenzhewobuzaizuoleshenme?”

“xuge,”shenyanyanshenhuangluan,“nizenmehuilaidezheimezao?”

bushiyinggaishidianxiafeiji,daojiashiyidianduoma?tamenhaimeilaidejishoushini。

songxubashenyandejinzhangkanzaiyanli,gengjiaquexinletadecaixiang,tafengyanyilin,tuikaidangzaimenkoudeshenyan,zoulejinqu。

linxihuanhaoxie,zoudaoketinghuanshiyiquan,haodaa,yebuzhidaoduojiunengshoushiwan,buhuiyaozuoyisuba。

xiaohengzaishafashangduizhelinxihuihuishou,“hai,nihao!”

“nihao,”linxilimaodidianlexiatou,takanlexiayouxielingluandeketing,youkanleyanlimiankaifangshidechufangwendao,“xuyaowoxianzuofanma?”

huzhuyaoqiuzuoyidunwanfande,sicaiyitang,kouweiqingdan。

yinggaixianzuofanba,yaoburandengtashoushiwanzaizuo,gujijiushimingtiandezaocanle。

xiaohenggangxiangdiantou,kandaoheshenyanyiqijinlaidesongxu,taxiayishizhanleqilai,“xuge,nihuilaile!”